 nixenRockin' the BoxenPremium
join:2002-10-04
Alexandria, VA | Two for Two How to really win the public over to your side:
- first, sue an economically and socially disadvantaged twelve-year old
- then go after a senior citizen (I can almost hear the AARP lobbyists starting in on this
Gun -> bullet -> foot
-tom
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| I think it's "Gun -> Bullet -> Foot -> Mouth". Then not only have you shot yourself in the foot, but you also have your foot in your mouth. Furthermore, what better a place to stop bleeding than the mouth, where you can recycle those nutrients!
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said by nixen:
Gun -> bullet -> foot
-tom
more like Gun -> Bullet -> foot -> Open mouth -> step in dog $hit -> insert said foot in mouth.
you know this has to be the funniest article I have read in years. This makes me want to drive up and talk to the lady and laugh with her about these dumb a$$es.
All to funny can we call her rapping granny ????
I wonder if she has any "Bling Bling" or "Duece Duece Rims" on her car.
Man I still can't stop laughing..
Rapping Granny wit da Bling Bling and the duece duece gleeming as she pimps down the newbury roads with the rest of the seniors squishing the wheel wells.
Yeah prolly got some of them terms wrong but who cares it's still damn funny.
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said by purplejello:
I think it's "Gun -> Bullet -> Foot -> Mouth". Then not only have you shot yourself in the foot, but you also have your foot in your mouth. Furthermore, what better a place to stop bleeding than the mouth, where you can recycle those nutrients!
bahh ya beat me to it by seconds... seconds i tell you..
Where's my bling bling.
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wentlancYou Can't Fix Dumb..
join:2003-07-30
Maineville, OH | reply to purplejello
I would only hope that we could get them to put their foot in their mouth before shooting it.
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dobfreak
join:2003-09-24
Elizabethtown, KY | reply to BosstonesOwn
said by BosstonesOwn:
said by nixen:
Gun -> bullet -> foot
-tom
more like Gun -> Bullet -> foot -> Open mouth -> step in dog $hit -> insert said foot in mouth.
you know this has to be the funniest article I have read in years. This makes me want to drive up and talk to the lady and laugh with her about these dumb a$$es.
All to funny can we call her rapping granny ????
I wonder if she has any "Bling Bling" or "Duece Duece Rims" on her car.
Hey, we could call her greasy grannie!
and then we could go get our gopher gravy and share it!!!
(courtesy: Gov't Mule; CD: Deep End)
What's really hilarious about the whole thing is that the RIAA claims to be losing "billions & billions" when people like John Mayer posts his music (for free) and still manages to go double platinum. Hmmmmmmm.
(if ignorance=bliss and patience is a virtue, then I guess you can lead a pretty good life if you're stupid and don't mind waiting in line.) |
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