They probably would've gotten away with it if it weren't for the Credit Card theft. (that, and those meddling kids!)
Seems that any time there's Credit Card theft, they will catch you.
They couldn't have done something harmless though. Downloaded crap, or something. No, they had to try to steal people's money. If they weren't such total friggin idiots, they would know that any time there's Credit info involved, they will bust your dumb ass every time.