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  GTJiga06 GTPremium
join:2002-02-02
Azle, TX
kudos:1 | Re: The Workout Channel haha  | |
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 |  Viggen93Premium,VIP
join:2002-04-16
Hamilton, ON | Re: The Workout Channel quote:
The man says he'll settle out of court for five thousand dollars, three computers, and a lifetime of broadband access.
Did anyone else notice that? 3 computers and a lifetime of broadband access!!! For what? so his wife can continue to get fat and his kids can work harder at their goal of having less intelligence the a garden gnome? I wonder what you now do with addicts? rehabilitate them or give them a lifetime supply of their poison of choice?
I sense a Darwin award is in this mans future:D
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| | | | Re: The Workout Channel If anything should be awarded it should be 5000 free hours at the gym, 3 tredmills and a lifetime membership to jenny Craig and a kick in the face for being completely stupid. So this guy claims that his wife is fat and kids are lazy because of the cable co. and he's pissed, but he'll settle if they give him the tools to get him fatter and lazier. Jesus H Christ. I think im gonna sue Whirlpool for making my fridge because thats where i keep my food and food makes me fat - whos with me? | |
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| | | | | Re: The Workout Channel My cuzin sits in front of the computer all day an he doesnt eat he is 19 bout 108 pounds i wonder if his mom could sue them for being underweight JK! | |
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| | | | | lol yeah...hmmm damn fridge is evil...and how bout the dammed phone company for allowing me to make those calls for pizza or pasta or chinese food...can't they be blamed for making me fat....
Now if this idiot had a better excuse than 'making me fat' it could be a less laughable story (not much but less)..like for instance the idiot here that wanted his ISP to reimburse him the cost of his computer because he was apparently trying to do a search on something for school and a porn page showed up causing him to spill the coffee he was drinking all over his keyboard and computer shorting it out. My question to him was how the hell he got coffee inside his computer if it was under his desk....they laughed his lawyer laughed and so did i...the world is full of lazy people that want everything for free...hence why so many poeple up here love to go on welfare...The unemployment rate is a little skewed cause i know quite a few qualified individuals who could easily fill the 'help wanted' posters around town but they figure by sitting on their ass watching tv for free money is alot better than working for it....i hate where my taxes go sometimes. | |
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| | | | | | Re: The Workout Channel Lets give him 128k down 64k up and 200 mb max Per mounth | |
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| | | | | | | Re: The Workout Channel said by gfdj:
Lets give him 128k down 64k up and 200 mb max Per mounth
No. I'd say, give him 3M down and 10MB max limit. | |
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| | | | | | | | Re: The Workout Channel QUIT WITH WITH THE DAMN JOKE ARTICLES ALREADY!! SHEESH! | |
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| | | | | | |  insomniacOh YeahPremium
join:2002-09-22
Naperville, IL
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| Re: The Workout Channel said by poopiepants:
QUIT WITH WITH THE DAMN JOKE ARTICLES ALREADY!! SHEESH!
For the last time, this is not a joke. Check the link.
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| | | | | | | | | | Re: The Workout Channel lmao, "quit with the damn joke articles?" wtf, this whole damn thing is a joker... ofcourse were gonna joke. | |
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join:2002-12-07
Rochester, NY | How about a fiber optic connection with 1MB bandwidth restriction per month? That will do him good. | |
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| | | | | | | | | Re: The Workout Channel I agree, instead of awarding this guy what he wants, the judge should do him a favor and rule that Charter should "pull the plug" in order to save this guy's wife and kids. | |
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| | | | | | | | | | unplugg him charter should just unplugg him completely. lets see how much he drinks and smokes with no catv and no pipe for his comp. i say unplugg him and leave him for dead trapped in his house with his wife and kids for a month see who survives the month,ohh yeah no electricity either can't have him sueing them for making him lazy too | |
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| | | | | | | | | | Re: The Workout Channel Hmmmm....I think ill sue my drug dealer and make them give me 5000 dollars, 3 crates joints, and a lifetime supply of marijuana. | |
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| | | | | | U have to give me a break with this. That motherf$cker is sueing for this??? Hope they loose. If this nasty fat fuc$ wins I will have to start sueing everyone...let's see where do I start. Ok My Internet provider, my Cable company, my Cell phone company, who else can I sue???...hmmmmm my job, my Gym. I can also sue XXX movies too. My grounds on that is that I jerk off every night 2 to 3 times a night watching XXX movies and when my girlfriend wants some sex I'm not in the mood because my
d!ck is too sore from beating the meat. Is that a good??? Do you think I'll win??? | |
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