 TransmasterDon't Blame Me I Voted For Bill and Opus
join:2001-06-20
Cheyenne, WY | What a bunch of idiots I can just see the presentation that sold this idea to the
RIAA.
My name is Dr. Joe Con Rip emoff, I represent the software
firm of "We Write it you Buy it". We have the solution to
P2P piracy. We have a song recognition protocol the uses
NSA wave mapping algorithm to convert the 430 Hz wizalous
stindunka wave to a axiomatic stream which is then read by a proposition chip which has a Dead Head trapezoid filter.
When a suspected copyrighted song is encountered the sample is sent to a Intel Lingus where it is flush input to the network. This is then loaded into an out sourced LAN in Swilankawhowingiedizooba, India. Which is the part of the gee Hindu Godhead Lord Shiva main frame. If the sound file is copyrighted Lord Shiva sends an angry tanka to destroy the computer down loading.
Hollywoodland RIAA executives are over joyed. At last a solution, we don't know who this Shiva thing is but he sounds good.
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