said by 11337845:A good joke for Veterans Day.
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day.
His history teacher said, "OK kids. We're gonna play a game today. I'm going to say an event or person in US history, and you tell me the relevant facts."
The class grumbles.
"Every time you get one right, I'll give you a jelly bean," says the teacher.
The class perks up.
"Alright. Who shot president Lincoln?" asks the teacher.
Everyone looks around at eachother, but no one raises their hand but the Japanese foreign-exchange student, Jackie Sockamoto.
"Alright Jackie, who was it?" asks the teacher.
"Uh.. John Wilkes Booth!" exclaims Jackie.
"Correct! Come get your jelly bean, Jackie," says the teacher.
Jackie runs up and gets his jellybean and sits back down.
"Alright class, who was the first president of the United States?" the teacher asks.
Again, no one knows except for the Japanese foreign-exchange student, Jackie Sockamoto.
"Yes Jackie?"
"George Washington!"
"Correct Jackie. Come get your jelly bean."
Jackie goes and gets it and sits back down.
"You know class, it's very disheartening that the only student in our class who knows the answers to US history questions is a Japanese foreign-exchange student."
Little Johnny yells from the back of the class,"Fuck the Japs!"
"WHO SAID THAT?!" yells the teacher.
"Douglas McArthur, 1945. Where's my fucking jelly bean?"