needforspeed59
Cruise Ship Just Passing Through
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Glendale, AZ
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Re: Cannot read it...
Couldn't have said it better myself. I agree with you 100% Why not state run grocery stores? Can you say, "USSR"? LOL! It's a slippery slope when governments think they can take taxpayer money and run private enterprise (greedy corps to some of you) out of business. Glad I live in a Red state where conservative heads prevail.
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bluestateofmind
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| Okay, so how about we privatize those fire departments and police stations then? I'm sure that quality Verizon-type customer service would be just wonderful. 
"For grease fires, press 1. For electrical fires, press 2. For gasoline fires, press 3...If you suspect arson, press 4. For other life-threatening emergencies, press 5. If you don't know the type of fire you are being burned by, please press 6." |
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| said by bluestateofmind:Okay, so how about we privatize those fire departments and police stations then? I'm sure that quality Verizon-type customer service would be just wonderful. "For grease fires, press 1. For electrical fires, press 2. For gasoline fires, press 3...If you suspect arson, press 4. For other life-threatening emergencies, press 5. If you don't know the type of fire you are being burned by, please press 6." "For all other fires, please hold and the first available Customer Service Representative will be with you as soon as possible."
"While you are waiting, please make sure that you have your 24 digit alphanumeric account number ready, along with a copy of your most recent paid subscription receipt."
"Thanks for calling Privatized Fire Services, and remember, we value your patronage and look forward to serving you long into the future."
After this you hear a click, and dial-tone....
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