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Re: Cannot read it...
said by bluestateofmind:Okay, so how about we privatize those fire departments and police stations then? I'm sure that quality Verizon-type customer service would be just wonderful.  "For grease fires, press 1. For electrical fires, press 2. For gasoline fires, press 3...If you suspect arson, press 4. For other life-threatening emergencies, press 5. If you don't know the type of fire you are being burned by, please press 6." "For all other fires, please hold and the first available Customer Service Representative will be with you as soon as possible."
"While you are waiting, please make sure that you have your 24 digit alphanumeric account number ready, along with a copy of your most recent paid subscription receipt."
"Thanks for calling Privatized Fire Services, and remember, we value your patronage and look forward to serving you long into the future."
After this you hear a click, and dial-tone....
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