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batageek
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Re: Hmmm

I was going with the similar approach...

They'll charge you per second used and call it "Per-Verse"

or maybe it will deliver so many popups and spam as part of the monthly costs, they'll call it "Ad-Verse?"

Or keep customers waiting so long they call it "U-Wish?"

I'm reaching, I know....I think you've topped me.....


djrobx

join:2000-05-31
Valencia, CA
·PHONE POWER
·AT&T U-Verse
·AT&T CallVantage
·Time Warner VOIP
·RoadRunner Cable

... When customers call tech support, it's always "U-Verse's THEM"

... And when it doesn't work, customers will cry "U suck".

Yeah, I'm reaching too. Ugh, SBC, couldn't you have come up with a better name? Blech!
--
\\ROB - a part of the SCB local network


dg2
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join:2004-01-22
Lowell, AR
Maybe "U-fell for it again"?
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