an old seal
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Perhaps something like the following needs to be done for the makers of software that detects "Spyware / Ad ware / Malware" so they WAKE UP!
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Two things Navy SEALS are always taught:
1. Keep your priorities in order
2. Know when to act without hesitation
A college professor, an avowed atheist and active in the ACLU, was teaching his class. He shocked several of his students when he flatly stated that for once and for all he was going to prove there was no God.
Addressing the ceiling he shouted:
"GOD, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform.
I'll give you exactly 15 minutes!!!!!"
The lecture room fell silent.
You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by.
"I'm waiting God, if you're real, knock me off this platform!!!!"
Again after a few more minutes, the professor taunted God saying, "Here I am, God!!! I'm still waiting!!!"
His count down got down to the last couple of minutes when a NAVY SEAL, just released from the Navy after serving in Afghanistan and Iraq and newly registered in the class, walked up to the Professor.
The SEAL hit him full force in the face, and sent the Professor tumbling from his lofty platform. The Professor was out cold!!
The students were stunned and shocked.
They began to babble in confusion.
The SEAL nonchalantly took his seat in the front row and sat silent.
The class looked at him and fell silent.....waiting.
Eventually, the professor came to and was noticeably shaken.
He looked at the SEAL in the front row. When the professor regained his senses and could speak he asked: "What the hell is the matter with you?!"
"Why did you do that!?"
Well, "God was really busy protecting America's soldiers, who are protecting your right to say stupid shit and act like an asshole!!!
So he sent me!!"
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B
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| said by an old seal:Any more comments? Sure: That's a stupid story.
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pitterpatter
join:2002-01-16
Macungie, PA | reply to an old seal
That's a really relevant story and since God is that strong, I will be praying the rest of the afternoon so a Seal won't come beat me up. |
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KoolMoe
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join:2001-02-14
Annapolis, MD
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Is that story to prove a particular belief in God?
Or is a story talking about the mental instability of a particular Navy Seal? Maybe it's meant to illustrate the lack of Seals in general to respect the laws of an institution and act on their personal religious beliefs?
The story left out the Seal getting expelled from college, losing his college funding, and becoming a bouncer at his hometown bar for the rest of his life.
(see, I can make absurd associations too)
KM |
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footballdude
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join:2002-08-13
Imperial, MO | reply to an old seal
If only we had a Seal for every smarmy professor! I can think of a few that deserve a bust in the chops. |
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athiest
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just googled and this rip of a storie is all over forums everywhere stop spreading hate and godfearing in this world..........i will be back here in 15 minutes..god willing me....if there is a god.....
and adaware removes 33% s&bot 33% ms.giant 33% still need all three....... |
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schnuggles
Stays Crunchy In Milk
join:2003-06-07
Deming, NM
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said by an old seal:Any more comments? Yeah, what in the holy hell did this rash of CRAP have to do with spyware definitions?
I know you just *couldn't wait* to spread that story (how many boards have you put it on now), but could you have posted SOMETHING relevant?
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