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[video] Funny 911 Tape

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Hey all,

I'm a 911 Dispatcher and we had this call on record at work. I personally think it's the funniest call I have ever heard, but of course, others may not understand the humuor unless they work in the industry.

anonymousse
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That was awesome. I bet you guys get stupid calls like that all the time. Sounds like she got exactly what she deserved. A woman who thinks the cops will help her out with that is obviously a huge bitch.

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|spoiler: "Ma'am, we're not gonna go down there and force your western bacon cheeseburger" |

haha That dispatcher handled that pretty well. I would have cracked up laughing.
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The dispatcher should have said "We'll send a cop down to arrest you for wasting emergency resources."

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Hahahahahaha.

|spoiler: "your supposed to be here to protect me!"
"Well what are we supposed to be protect you from? A wrong cheeseburger?"
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Wow... just wow.

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That was an ID10T code!!!

What a waste of resources. I bet she will sue the store and 911 services for not getting her way.
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|spoiler: I will call the police, because I want my Western Burger done RIGHT! |

It is these types of stupidity that drains the resources from more important issues we have today.
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Sadly you would all be surprised the amount of calls I receive everyday that resemble this level of stupidity.

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I can't believe a 911 dispatcher would allow the 911 lines to be tied up for nearly 2 1/2 minutes by that idiot. The dispatcher should have told that woman that she is tieing up an emergency line and that if she ever called 911 again for a non-emergency issue, she'd be arrested. What if there had been a real emergency at that time?
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This gives us some source of entertainment.

Tying up a 911 line for 2.5 minutes isn't that bad, I would say...75% of the calls we receive on 911 could be reported on the non-emergency lines. Most people are simply too lazy to lookup the number. I don't blame them personally, the 911's and non-emergencies come to the same place, same people. They pay their taxes and have a right to use it when they see the need.

One person on a 2.5 minute call isn't that bad. An average accident on the freeway probably produces 20+ calls? A roll over or worse on the freeway can produce upwards of 50+ calls.

We get calls much worse than this, they just usually aren't as funny.

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I don't blame them personally, the 911's and non-emergencies come to the same place, same people.
Perhaps that's true where you are, and is generally true in areas serviced by Sheriff's departments that cover an entire county or metro area.

However, in areas like major cities or compact suburbs, 911 usually goes to a central dispatch area that works with multiple police and fire agencies. That's why it pisses me off when people call 911 for stupid shit.

Perhaps they should institute a secondary number like 912 for non-emergency calls so that it will be directed to their local police department without the fuss of having to look it up. It would be very easy to implement with current equipment.
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said by anonymousse:

However, in areas like major cities or compact suburbs, 911 usually goes to a central dispatch area that works with multiple police and fire agencies.
I actually work in a PSAP answering 911. We service 9 police jurisdictions, 11 fire & medical jurisdictions and 9 city service jurisdictions. Each of the jurisdictions ranges in size and population but all are dense urban areas. Regardless of where you live, it's still the same, they are there to service you.

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So they are, in fact, not speaking to the same people they would if they were to call their local PD station (where you are)?

If so, you have a right to be upset with stupid shit like this. Of course it's comedy relief, but it's still sad that people are so lame.

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out of touch with reality.

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this lady needs BLONDESTAR

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taking notice in the future should i ever bump into a woman that acts like to stay away.

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Listen.
Seriously.
I live in Laguna Hills which is 5 minutes from Laguna Niguel and 15 minutes from San Clemente, CA.
This is the Soccer-mom capital of the world. Everyone here is rich and they think that they are entitled to the world.
I wouldn't be surprised if they had an entire smithsonian-sized catalogue of 911 calls from idiot callers like this lady. These are same people that then proceed to file a lwasuit against the 911 dispatcher and the local police on the grounds of mental anguish and pain and suffering for her kids that don't get their western bacon cheeseburger. Personally - I would have dispatched a patrol car there advising that she was armed and dangerous and should be exterminated with extreme prejudice.....
Just when you think Darwinism is winning the battle, we get a healthy dose of people like this and it makes you wonder.:p
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Thanx 4 sharing

What format is this file???? When i try to play it with Media player it says its not recognized,when i try to unzip it,it says it cant be unzipped......

I've tried saving it as a .wma file,etc..........

Oh well

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I think your first clue should of been when she says "I'm getting on the toll freeway"

I also (personally) think you handled that modern day product of what our society has (d)evolved into quite well.

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Wow... just.... wow. That makes me ashamed to be American, lol.

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Can't you get fined for calling 911 for non-emergency's? She definitely needs to grow-up, or slapped up-side her head.

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What you don't here is the manager is on the phone with 911 also......

"There is this crazy b&%$h in the drive through threatening us! She wont leave and she is really freaking us out! She said she's gonna get her Tae Kwon Do karate kids to beat us up and she's waving a tire iron! HELP!!!!"

Well, not really, but hey, why not?

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OMFG... I can't believe what i've just heard...:D:D:D

"Whoa what are we protecting you?! From a wrong cheeseburger?!" ROTFL...:D

Next time that lady calls 911 should say: Yelp! Yelp! i've been attacked by a giant walking cheeseburger! yelp yelp! murder policeeeeee!:D:D:D

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NYC has 311 for non-emergency calls.

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OMFG I work at BK and we HAVE had people call the police on us before about this kind of shit.
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Houston has it too
LOL:D

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I'm soooooooooooo glad I wasnt the dispatcher on this call, i mean, damn, someone across town or across the street may be getting murdered or molested and she is bitching about a burger to 911????? inf*ckingcredible

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said by Zoly:

Houston has it too
LOL:D
311 down here is just city services, whereas it's a dedicated non-emergency police number up there.