 EGeezerSummertimePremium
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Midwest
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3 edits | [nonserious] - Instructions for the twisted mind Friday brings light humor - From the random fortunes I get here... could apply to a lot of stuff. - probably old guys will like best 
Proposed Additions to the PDP-11 Instruction Set:
BBW Branch Both Ways
BEW Branch Either Way
BBBF Branch on Bit Bucket Full
BH Branch and Hang
BMR Branch Multiple Registers
BOB Branch On Bug
BPO Branch on Power Off
BST Backspace and Stretch Tape
CDS Condense and Destroy System
CLBR Clobber Register
CLBRI Clobber Register Immediately
CM Circulate Memory
CMFRM Come From -- essential for truly structured programming
CPPR Crumple Printer Paper and Rip
CRN Convert to Roman Numerals |
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 SteveI know your IP addressConsultant
join:2001-03-10
Yorba Linda, CA
kudos:5 | Re: [OT] [nonserious] And of course there's also the classic:
HCF - Halt and Catch Fire |
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 PetePumaHow many lumps do you wantPremium,MVM
join:2002-06-13
Arlington, VA | A nice list here...
»monster-island.org/tinashumor/hu···des.html
CFP Change and Forget Password
DO Divide and Overflow
ENO Emulate No-Op
SFH Set Flags to Half-mast
SRR Shift Registers Random
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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUV XYZ |
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SteveI know your IP addressConsultant
join:2001-03-10
Yorba Linda, CA
kudos:5 | reply to EGeezer
My favorite real opcode was in the RCA 1802, which had:
SEX - Set X register
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 richk_1957If ..Then..ElsePremium
join:2001-04-11
Minas Tirith | reply to Steve
said by Steve:HCF - Halt and Catch Fire Oh, that's a good one, but I have a addition to it:
HCFEU - Halt, Catch Fire and Execute User |
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 CajunTekInsane CajunPremium,MVM
join:2003-08-08
Arlington, TX | reply to EGeezer
Re: [nonserious] - Instructions for the twisted mi I am more of a hardware guy and my favorite.. was WOM..
»www.personal.triticom.com/~erm/E···nks/WOM/
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 jvmorrisI Am The Man Who Was Not There.Premium,MVM
join:2001-04-03
Reston, VA | Well, I can still provide SULANs (Single-User Local Area Networks).
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Re: [nonserious] - Instructions for the twisted mind just thought this one up
CLSID
clukky lady seeks ideal dad
oops, sorry bout that ladies,:D |
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 antdudeA Ninja AntPremium,VIP
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kudos:2 | reply to EGeezer
Re: [nonserious] - Instructions for the twisted mi Funny list already even though I am not old enough to know PDP-11 stuff. |
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 heels_fan1.20.09 The start of SocialismPremium
join:2003-02-07
Columbia, TN
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1 edit | said by antdude:Funny list already even though I am not old enough to know PDP-11 stuff. need a little light reading?
»www.pdp11.org/
»www.village.org/pdp11/faq.html
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Uninetwork!
»www.leonine.com/voice/lion-uninet.mp3 |
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antdudeA Ninja AntPremium,VIP
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Yep, I read the FAQ last night. Interesting old school stuff.
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davePremium,MVM
join:2000-05-04
not in ohio
kudos:7 | reply to EGeezer
I want the AVK instruction - Apply Voltage to Keyboard. |
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EGeezerSummertimePremium
join:2002-08-04
Midwest
kudos:7 | The ACPU instruction would be a nice addition when chained with DOVT -
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