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moby866
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join:2000-10-07
Above you

OK.

But what do you if you live in all electric house?

But this might be good for urban areas that lack broadband.

53059959
Temp banned from BBR more then anyone

join:2002-10-02
PwnZone

Re: OK.

I guess if beavers chew the lines, they'll explode in a firey ball of flame
Nighttime

join:2001-11-30


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Hum.. An idea with explosive potential...

CUSTOMER: I am having problems getting a connection...
TECH: Exactly what is the problem?

CUSTOMER: I think the line is cloged?
TECH: How can you tell?

CUSTOMER: I unscrewed one of the gass line. Smells really bad. Give me a second. Sounds of a match being struck and burnning. A Boom then the line goes dead.
TECH: Well it sounds like you have solved your problem... News at eleven!

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aleshik1 See Profile

Re: OK.

Oh.. I was wondering about this... the other day... I ate several LARGE helpings of beans....

A few days later... I started the flagulation... and being the kind of person not wanting to not use potential bandwidth... I shoved a pipe up my......@#$ and connected RJ45s to it... and Walla.... CONNECTION!!!!

Woooo WOoooo....
lesopp

join:2001-06-27
Land O Lakes, FL

Re: OK.

Are you referring to excess gas in the digestive tract (flatulence) or whipping oneself as a means of arousing or heightening sexual feeling (flagellation).

The word flagulation does not exist.
tommytomtom

join:2002-08-15
Springfield, VA

Re: OK.

said by lesopp See Profile:

Are you referring to excess gas in the digestive tract (flatulence) or whipping oneself as a means of arousing or heightening sexual feeling (flagellation).

The word flagulation does not exist.
Government schools are likely the source of his confusion!

Read this article to see what I am talking about; it will blow your mind: »www.sptimes.com/2005/05/10/Hills···_b.shtml

SpitefulCrow
Insert Witty Tag Here
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join:2003-06-04
Berkeley, CA

Re: OK.

"Walla"?
I think he means "voila."

BenEBrady
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join:2004-05-05
Dinuba, CA

Re: OK.

More compelling evidence that public education doesn't work.
lesopp

join:2001-06-27
Land O Lakes, FL

Nice article. I remember last year seeing High School seniors protesting because they didn't graduate. They didn't graduate because they failed to pass the FCAT (Florida Comprehensive Achievement Test). Several of the protesters carried signs with inaccurate spelling and incorrect word usage. The silliest one had used the phrase "Gov Busch" instead of "Gov Bush".

Education in this state is a joke. More and more money seems to go to administration as opposed to student instruction and it shows.
tommytomtom

join:2002-08-15
Springfield, VA

Re: OK.

said by lesopp See Profile:

Nice article. I remember last year seeing High School seniors protesting because they didn't graduate. They didn't graduate because they failed to pass the FCAT (Florida Comprehensive Achievement Test). Several of the protesters carried signs with inaccurate spelling and incorrect word usage. The silliest one had used the phrase "Gov Busch" instead of "Gov Bush".

Education in this state is a joke. More and more money seems to go to administration as opposed to student instruction and it shows.
Even worse, I have seen striking teachers carrying signs with misspelled words. A lot of kids will be having rather bleak futures because so many people think throwing more money into the government schools will solve all the problems. My real estate taxes have been going up by double digits for years; I live in Fairfax County, Va. More than half of our taxes go for government schools which are hiring administrators at a much faster rate than teachers.

ronbad

@comcast.net
Jesus guys, he was just trying to be funny (failed). Not have his paper graded. Getting back to the topic, I can just see it, "Gas line explodes! Thousands without internet service!"

dilettante

join:2002-01-01
Haslett, MI
My guess is he's home schooled.

NotYouMe

@comcast.net

Re: OK.

bull$hit
Homeschooling your kids produces people with higher comprehension skills.

aleshik1

join:2004-07-10
Newark, NJ
·Optimum Online

Re: OK.

Oh.. I was wondering about this... the other day... I ate several LARGE helpings of beans....

A few days later... I started the flagulation... and being the kind of person not wanting to not use potential bandwidth... I shoved a pipe up my......@#$ and connected RJ45s to it... and Walla.... CONNECTION!!!!

Woooo WOoooo....
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Lmfao son!
I know a short song bout this...a friend told me a long time ago..
Beens , beens , they good for your heart
The more you eat
The more you fart
The more you fart
The better you feal
So eat your beans at every meal

LMFAO!!:D:D:D

a

@qwest.net
i like the humor because thats all it is.

starstuff
Fly By Wire
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join:2001-12-05
Mcallen, TX

said by moby866 See Profile:

But what do you if you live in all electric house?

But this might be good for urban areas that lack broadband.
Broadband via sewer lines, if you have a septic tank that can be a problem
jackter

join:2000-12-13
Merrimac, MA
So how does a signal get through a gas meter?
rdiedrich
Premium
join:2002-11-25
Mchenry, IL
clubs:
Aren't most urban areas without broadband using Propane?

_-Rdiedrich-_
Kearnstd
Elf Wizard
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join:2002-01-22
Mullica Hill, NJ
how many people have piped gas though? i know in my area probally 90% of the neighborhoods are built with oil heat.
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don544

join:2003-03-23
Ortonville, MI

Phake news, both numbers on press release(very well done press release] belong to cell phones, one in California and one in Arkansas, feel sorry if they are actual working numbers.
But the response would indicate that there are a lot of folks who want something that works

PunkGod

join:2003-02-02
It will still go over an electrical line. There saying that the line will be transfered through gas to a central unit and then go through a normal electrical line from there.
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