CrazyFingers
join:2003-10-01
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Company spokesman Luigi Vercotti claims the new technology can also be adapted to automobiles, where it gives up to 90 miles/gallon fuel efficiency, while completely eliminating greenhouse gas emissions.
He adds that the benefits of Xmax are clearest in the medical industry, where it reduces anal tumors by 95%, eradicates excess stomach fat on contact, and increases male genital length by an average 4 inches.
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pcscdma
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| said by CrazyFingers  :...and increases male genital length by an average 4 inches. 4 inches?
The super duper wibro technology being developed in SK can do at least 6 inches! I've even heard reports of over a foot! No joke!
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Ender_W
Does Microsoft Mean Small And Squishy?
join:2002-09-14
Saint Louis, MO | reply to CrazyFingers
Now that, sir, was goddamn funny  |
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Harrisburg, PA | reply to CrazyFingers
LMFAO |
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MaxMcFritz
Formerly known as DarthBubba
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Lynnwood, WA | reply to CrazyFingers
Touche! |
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