said by BIGMIKE 
:Some of the questions you might be asked
# Was your luggage in your posession at all times?
I was returning from a trip right after Labor Day 1996 having gotten to the air port on a Hotel Bus (where the baggage was stowed in compartments under the floor). The person ahead of me got sick of this dumb question and answered honestly by saying that he had (also) come in on the Hotel Bus (implying that his bags were thus out of his sight while in the baggage compartment) but that was not a problem since Greg Morris (ie: Mission Impossible's Barney Collier) had died the prior weekend. The clerk then called for security since she was too dumb to understand the answer (ie: That with Morris dead there was little possibility that he was hidden in the compartment to fool with the luggage as his character often did on the show).
