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King P
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my terms of agreement

Effective today, I now will be charging Qwest for every spam email that originates from their network, whether it be a result of a zombie pc, or a deliberate attack by an end user, hereafter called a "script kiddie".

I will also begin charging Qwest for any and all traffic that is passed through my domain, at the rate of $5 per Kilobyte of traffic or $1000 per Megabyte or whichever is greater, with the total being accumulated monthly.

I also require 24 hours notice of any cancellations, and failure to provide said notification will result in a surcharge of $125.

For more information, please contact my attorney, Mr. George Costanza.
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Re: my terms of agreement

said by King P See Profile :

For more information, please contact my attorney, Mr. George Costanza.
My attorney is Jackie Chiles
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pnh102
Reptiles Are Cuddly And Pretty
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Re: my terms of agreement

said by n2jtx See Profile :

said by King P See Profile :

For more information, please contact my attorney, Mr. George Costanza.
My attorney is Jackie Chiles
My judge is Art Vandalay.
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Phoenix, AZ

Re: my terms of agreement

you mean from Vandalay industries? He's mine too...
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