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Jason Levine
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Re: Sure, it's funny now

Nah, Verizon's real offer with be wirelss+phone+DSL for only $2 a month*.

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* $2 a month fee only good for the first four months. Per month fee then rises to $200 a month. Promotional offer only valid if upon signing a 3 year contract. Early termination of the contract would cost $900. Taxes and Fees not included in the per month fee and are expected to run $95 a month.
[/fine print]


rawgerz
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Re: Sure, it's funny now

said by Jason Levine See Profile :

Nah, Verizon's real offer with be wirelss+phone+DSL for only $2 a month*.

[fine print]
* $2 a month fee only good for the first four months. Per month fee then rises to $200 a month. Promotional offer only valid if upon signing a 3 year contract. Early termination of the contract would cost $900. Taxes and Fees not included in the per month fee and are expected to run $95 a month.
[/fine print]


You forgot the part saying that after you cancel early you have to return the modem and phone then permanently affix a bumper sticker on your car that says 'Satisfied Verizon subscriber'
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