Titus Pullo
I came, I saw, I slept
join:2004-06-26
 ·Embarq
| It's in the motto
"Do no evil"
WTF is up with that? I've said it before: would you trust your new next-door if he displayed a sign that read, "Do not shoot your neighbor"
Reminding your company to 'do no evil' didn't exactly tweak my confidence in Google. I'm starting to think they've a Jim Jones thing going on out there.
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The Folsom
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join:2003-01-31
Yucaipa, CA
 ·Verizon FIOS
| said by Titus Pullo  :"Do no evil" WTF is up with that? I've said it before: would you trust your new next-door if he displayed a sign that read, "Do not shoot your neighbor" Reminding your company to 'do no evil' didn't exactly tweak my confidence in Google. I'm starting to think they've a Jim Jones thing going on out there. "...And for your wine, may I recommend the famous 'Google Kool-aid'? It's a nice flinty, bitey, fruity Guyana vintage first developed by a fella named Jim Jones... It has a hint of Almonds toward the end... I'd be more than pleased to bring you a complimentary bottle AFTER you've paid your tab... That'll be cash, of course... House policy, you understand... Oh, by the way, you get a free pair of sunglasses with that... Hey, wait! Where ya goin'?"
"Dammit, Jim! What'd you say to them?"
"I said, 'Would you like a nice bottle of wine to go with that?'"
"I didn't hire you to sell wine! I hired you to give away sunglasses! This is coming out of your pay!"
"Relax, boss... Let's talk about this over a nice glass of Kool-aid..." 
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