i_do_dew
join:2001-10-28 Rochester, NY
1 edit | Re: Except the guy standing on my lawn said by major marco :
(SNIP)... lastly, do you really believe that you can pick up the phone, call local law enforcement and have them drop everything they're doing just to come running over to your house for the 90 seconds the stranger was allegedly "trespassing" on your lawn?
(SNIP) That'll get the PD right straight to your house ASAP. Get real. Ain't gonna happen. Well there is that joke about the guy calling 911 because someone is stealing stuff out of his shed and is told that no police are available right now. Then calling 911 back and saying nevermind sending the police, because he shot them, and getting every police officer in the area.
The police arrive and catch the criminals in the shed, and say to the guy, "I thought you said you shot them." The guy replies "I thought you said there were no police officers available." -- PCs are like Christmas trees. Their prices are highly competitive, but they can bear loads of high-profit ornaments. --Var Business 20030408 |