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|  Critically important to me - calling all proxy gurus
There IS a way to buy streaming live access to tonight's Ravens v. Bengals game. Evidently if you live outside of their major license distribution areas (i.e. not in the U.S., Canada or any other area with a mainstream interest in American Football) you can pay and watch it streaming live. I tried to buy access and of course it re-directed me to the "so sorry you are accessing this site from a restricted location,but since you're on that miserable asshat infested Satan spawn of a network Time Warner that refuses to carry our product in their line up here is the phone number to you local TW office to demand your nfl.com now!" AstroTurfing page.
I'll bite my already bloody lip about the pot and the kettle on this one because I don't care about having the nfl.com on my network in the future- I NEED IT TONIGHT.
3 years, 7 months and 17 days ago I was unwillingly transferred to NE Ohio, the armpit of American football, where the love of football is a form of ritualistic public masochism that has nothing to do with ever making it to the second round of the playoffs; from my beloved - have won two NFL Championships, TWO Superbowls (V with the Colts and XXXV with the Ravens)and a CFL Grey Cup with the Stallions in 1995 to boot: Baltimore Maryland. Yes I am a genuine Balti-Moron and I smuggle Utz crab chips to Ex-pat Balti-morons around the world for a living 
Like Crack - but spicier
(I made the very last bit up).
Here's the problem, I'm divorced and I have 3 kids under 11 living at home with me so I can't go to a sports bar to watch an 8 o'clock kick off game on a school night without social services investigating me (were it a weekend I'd be tempted).
I AM 100% WILLING TO BUY THE LIVE ONLINE GAME ACCESS FOR TONIGHT'S GAME, but need someone to help me find a way to proxy myself in such a manner as to allow both the purchase and the viewing seemingly from an area where the NFL finds such money offered for the purchase of their product to be acceptable.
Even if you despise the Ravens PLEASE TAKE PITY ON ME and help me if you have the know how. Imagine yourself living away from your hometown team while they are tearing up the league and are unlikely to catch many or their games, but not only are you out of the normal viewing area - you are stuck in a town in the same division as your team whereby you are virtually guaranteed to see nothing but the weekly forcible sodomizing of the Browns at the hands of every team in the NFL. It's twice as pathetic as you imagine it might be to watch this team (I personally think the Browns are the direct cause of the perpetually dismal economy and civic decline in Cleveland but I'll save that rant for another time - I'm on a mission).
FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING GOOD AND RIGHT IN THIS WORLD PLEASE HELP ME BE ABLE TO BUY ACCESS TO AND WATCH THIS GAME TONIGHT!!!
BTW - this was my old neighborhood 
Bawlmer Xmas Hon!
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