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feefee9
join:2007-03-07
Stuart, FL
2 edits | reply to guitarzan
Re: Religious Kryptonite courtesy of "GOD Boy"
Wow, you really are a true Christian. You just can't get those types of corrosive words out of just any "Joe" on the street. First of all God Boy I'd just like to say that for not being impressed, you sure wasted alot of time emptying your bowels/thoughts into the forum. We all really appreciate the wonderful stench of all of the daunting reality your holy intestines were unfortunately incapable of digesting. Wonderful!
And all of you get the kryptonite star. Welcome to BBR bonnar boy or blunder girl. Great first and so far only post. I'm impressed..NOT. You win the triple kryptonite coated award!
Do you want a medal or a chest to pin it on?
First of all God Boy, if I really wanted to impress you, I would fart into a bottle and then stick it under your nose for furthur analysis.
It makes me weak to just sit and read your erimite droning slabber. So weak in fact you couldn't muster the strength to click the mouse button back or close? Ah, self admitting weakling.
said by feefee9  :Weak? No, I just had to sweep up a bit. How about your own weakness in not being able to click the close button yourself God Boy? Like Jesus said "Turn the other cheek God Boy". Homosexuality may not be on the side of the ability to procreate and it may say in your book that its not right, but it is undeniably in animals and in humans (maybe you should get the animals to understand). Think of it as "population control", so fewer folks like Guitarzan and his blog buddies don't make it into the world. Perhaps you should talk to those animals, after all, I have no problem with the ability to procreate. I'm glad you bring up "population control", which is funny, here is a secret clue. Those who procreate normally as intended by God, will have a family. Those who procreate with animals or the same sex, will take care of themselves through self imposed "population control", nice how that works, wouldn't you say?
said by feefee9 :I like procreation too God Boy. I just hope my kid never feels the urge to slurp up your good ole' right wing religious slabber or end up having anyone like you or your relatives anywhere near him. I wouldn't want to mess up the gene pool. Yes, its funny how that works. Too bad your not gay. I suppose you could be an animal though. You've definitely got the instinct to play the part effectively. So you also don't believe in the massive volumes of research and data that went into creating the world fossil record? Then I guess you can chalk one up for yourself for contributing to virulent denial that perpetutates our demise on this planet. Geez, another left wing loony Liberal, who bought the global warming BS agenda hook, line and sinker. Tree huggers, its the age coming to and end not Global warming ....wake up frankengore.
said by feefee9 :No tree huggin here God Boy. Your presuppositions are amusing and your wreckless generalizations are prime candidates for Dick Cheneys next speech. I think its funny his daughter is gay. Maybe he should just shoot her too huh? How about some milk and powdered doughnuts and a good sermon right before the execution? If you deny the truth my friend it will inevitably come back to haunt you (it may even kick your ass!-yes yours GOD Boy). Wrong, it is not I who deny the real truth. You want the truth here it is.
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said by feefee9 :This is nothing but more regurgitated religious spunk from the ballsack of God Boy. He just comes, and comes again. On that level Christianity has become a haunted house with scary BS that pops out of nowhere with no other purpose but to shock you and then immediately force itself into another series of awkward assertions/stances while cowering in the corner and sucking its thumb of abnegation. Watching the level of attacks against Christians and Christianity, you atheists must be extremely frightened of Muslim extremists. See Christians are easy to attack, because Christians are not flying passenger jets full of people into buildings, nor are they turning themselves into suicide bombers. Why don't you shrink your head and use it as a paperweight? It's not much use for writing intelligent posts with, that's for sure.
said by feefee9 :I don't like terrorists either God Boy. I'm not scared of them God Boy, because the holy church is going to save us all. Right? All I have to do is go to church and repent right? Kind of like a one step microwave approach to spirituality? And don't forget to call the admin to tell them to remove this post. I don't need to hey mod your post. I can fight my own battles. You wouldn't know Up from Down if you had three guesses. If you knew what you're talking about, you'd be dangerous.said by feefee9 :And you couldn't find your ass in the dark with both hands and a flashlight my mentally turgid spunk bubble. I got a tight wrapped present for you...its a chrome plated turd. I had it specially engraved just for you. Thanks for your contribution, You ridiculous little carnival freak. Your post is an orgy of stultifying cacophonous verbal depravity; an exercise in literary impotence, and an offense to all of good taste and decency.
When it comes to I.Q. points, you lose them every time you go to the bathroom. You are an unequivocally perverted oaf and a grotesque, chronically flatulent tainted spawn of a syphilitic swamp hog
said by feefee9 :I'm sure a carnival freak is what I sound like to you somewhat like a maladjusted person in a Nazi society looks like to a Nazi. Literary impotence? If my words are so impotent than why did they dig so far into your head? Look at all that pent up hatred just pouring out of your worthless gourd God Boy. Where is your sense of forgiveness my son? Did that get lost when you walked out the doors to your church to go home last Sunday? Or was it before or after you banged your brothers wife? Thought so. Nothing but typical Christian performative self-contradictory bullshit here. If your married (and I feel sorry for your wife if you are), why don't you just go screw your neighbor? Thats right, your the fat oaf here...I forgot. Bagel anyone? Or your wife is made of cottage cheese. Its gotta be one of ya. Either way someone hasn't gotten any for a while.
said by feefee9 :I think this thread started out talking about views on a teachers problems with the law and computer pornography. And a lack of morality today. Elvis Presley, making his 2nd appearance on the Ed Sullivan show, was not filmed below his chest. How is that for morals, compared to this chit today.
said by feefee9 :Just because they didn't film him below the waist dancing doesn't mean he wasn't dancing God Boy. There were too many Christians out there back then glued to their ever lovin TV sets believing everything they see. I sure hope you don't play Guitar "Guitarzan". I have been playing for 25 years and I know I would send you and your guitar home crying with inadequacy. Self praising chit stinks, No doubt you have the finest air guitar made. Be careful not to trip over the cordless extension cord. You sure have been playing and stroking for 25 years, it has not been a guitar though. 
said by feefee9 :There you go again God Boy making believe in things that are just not there just like all the rest of you militant, sexist, ethnocentric Christian assholes do. Its Okay though God Boy, I know how hard it must be for you to unreflexively swallow all that biblical crap. I can find you a fag to give you something else to gag on if thats better. The only "air" around here is the stuff your writing. I would melt your fat face with just one riff. Your best is probably something along the lines of: "Micheal row the boat ashore, hallelujah" and other assorted corn. 18 hours away, you're welcome to try and shut me up.
I'm busy trying to imagine you with a personality. Maybe you'd be less boring once I got to know you, but I don't want to take that chance. Maybe you wouldn't read like such a pathetic loser if you didn't have that botched back street lobotomy that left you that crisscrossed shoelace scar on your forehead; you're so fat that when you run, you make the CD player skip at the radio station.
A slightly more difficult task would be to instead try and imagine yourself having sense. In addition, I could shut you up anytime I want sir. All I have to do is say that I repent and I want to join you church. In fact, you just come on down to FL and we'll have ourselves a quiet little sermon. There are plenty of crocs down here that would love to chew on your fat head.
Bring a cross too so I can shove it in your ass when I'm done kicking it.
Freedom of religion is part of what this country is based on. Don't foist your rancid Christian beliefs on others God Boy, its just not nice (like you). If your an asshole and you know it clap your hands....I can hear you clapping God Boy! Keep on clapping and maybe someone will hear you. I doubt it though. If I saw you in the desert and I knew you were dying of thirst, I would NOT give you a drink of water. Instead I'd just pee on you. | |
guitarzan
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join:2004-05-04
Skytop, PA
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| Well, if I'm an asshole. What does that make you? Oh yes, the INSIDE of an asshole.
FYI: Going to church doesn't save you, but then you knew that because you're one of them smart imbeciles. To suspend fantasy for a second or two. Darwin would NOT be pleased to see how inefficiently evolution works with you. Even blondes tell jokes about you.
Thanks for your contribution, but if I had wanted to hear from somebody with your IQ, I'd be at my local supermarket talking to the vegetables. Oh well, as the late Douglas Adams said: "You live and learn. At any rate, you live."
Besides, if I wanted to hear from an asshole, I would fart.
Why don't you go away and play Russian roulette with all chambers fully-loaded?
Your post is written by something so confused, it doesn't know whether to scratch its watch or wind its ass. If brains were gasoline, you wouldn't have enough to run an ant's go-kart around the inside of a donut.
Generally, there is nothing wrong with having nothing worthwhile to say - unless you insist on saying it. Reading your post makes blindness a wonderful thing to look forward to.
No doubt your life is so dull, that you can actually write your diary one week in advance. You are the kind of person who, when one first meets you, one doesn't like you. But when one gets to know you better, one hates you.
You must be from the shallow end of the gene pool.
Sorry. I don't speak retardese. Can you get someone to translate into meaningful English before you post, please?
It seems your fingers not only did your typing, but did your thinking too. Have you considered suing your brain for non-support? Is that a conclusion or simply the place where you got tired of thinking?
Maybe you wouldn't read like such a pathetic loser if you weren't so dense that light bends around you.
Anyway, I'm not really good with fools, but a friend who is good with fools wrote something down for me. Oh, yeah, "Shut your cake-hole, stupid!"
You're a perfect example of why some animals eat their young. You would be out of your depth in a parking lot puddle. Wouldn't clues have more room to fit in your head if you got rid of some of the gobbledygook in there?
Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?
I heard you went to see the doctor and told him that you wanted a little wart removed; so he had you thrown out of his office.
People have every right to be ugly, but you abuse the privilege!
Why don't you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance?
Whom am I calling "stupid"? I don't know. What's your name?
What are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants his ass back?
People can't say that you have absolutely nothing! After all, you have inferiority!
Your family tree is nothing but a rest stop for dogs.
I see that you set this time aside to humiliate yourself.
You have the warm personal charm of a millipede and about as much class as a bucket of mucous lodged on top of a dumpster in a Blue Light district of New Jersey. Maybe you wouldn't come across as such a mental idiot if your father didn't screw a plant and raised a blooming idiot.
Now you go on the ignore list.
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