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nightwalker
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join:1999-08-07
Appleton, WI

reply to djr777
Re: DDoS Protocol ...in case of emergency

DDOS protocol.

1. Grin and Bear it.

2. Hide under desk, while chanting to the DDOS gods, (first offer blood sacrifice, a paper cut will do)

3. Smear blood on monitor, chanting Beatles lyrics, repeat as necessary until DDOS is over.
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dandelion
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djr777
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join:2005-01-25
Pacific Grove, CA

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April 21st, @11:56AM
reply to nightwalker
2. caution: we have to go easy on the paper cuts

»answers.yahoo.com/question/index···4AAhcMXS

Edit: but I did find this

Distributed Denial of Service Attacks

Defense Mechanisms
Preventive Mechanisms
Reactive Mechanisms
Modern Tendencies in Defending Against DDoS Attacks

»www.cisco.com/web/about/ac123/ac···cks.html

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