  mlerner Premium join:2000-11-25 Nepean, ON
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| BREAKING: Bell beavers call it quits
This put a smile on my face for some reason, perhaps it's the excessive ads. |
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 ultracat
join:2008-01-30 Toronto, ON | They didn't call it quits. They're management. They got canned.  |
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  Scoop
join:2006-08-05 Ottawa, ON | reply to mlerner It's about time. There was a full page ad in the Citizen this morning. |
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 kyle747
join:2008-04-09 Orleans, ON | reply to mlerner Did you know that when a beaver feels threatened it will chew off it's own testicles and leave them as an offering for a predator while it escapes ?
Thats Bell ! |
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  HiVolt Premium join:2000-12-28 Toronto, ON clubs: | reply to mlerner Praise the lord!!! My one and only prayer has been answered!!! I've absolutely hated these blasted beavers since day one, and I was a happy Bell customer then. -- ,,!,,('-'),,!,, |
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  nanook Premium,MVM join:2007-12-02
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| reply to mlerner So Frank and Gordon are considered "management"? 
As I posted on another thread, here are some suggestions for dealing with Frank and Gordon: Beaver Recipes quote: Beaver is a fine textured red meat. Fat deposits are found outside or between muscles, much like venison. While the meat will not dry out while cooking as fast as venison it will dry out faster than most lean cuts of beef. Unlike venison, the fat is not as likely to become rancid. Removal is however recommended, especially deposits inside both the front and rear legs which contain glands. The castor glands are found in the lower abdominal cavity. As with other internal organs, fluids escaping will give the meat an off or bitter flavor. Castor glands should be frozen and sold or given to a trapper who can in turn sell the glands to be used by the perfume industry.
Also unlike deer, beaver needs to be soaked overnight in salt water to remove blood from the meat. Trapped beaver do not have a chance to bleed out.
Cutting up a dressed beaver requires special attention to bone structure or most meat will end up on soup bones. Meat tends to cut easier when it contains some ice crystals. Most of the best meat on the beaver will be found on the hams and along the back bone. The larger muscles attest to the powerful back legs and tail. The tender loin or back strap found along both sides of the top of the back is wider at the shoulders and tapers to a point near the hams. The tender loin is found inside the body cavity at about the middle of and to either side of the back. Steaks are difficult to cut from the ham area. Most meat will be chunks or strips. The flanks, between ribs and the hams, are often strong tasting either by nature or contamination by body fluids.
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 clee
join:2006-08-12 Toronto 1 edit | Hahahaha! Great read. Interesting too, in addition to that testicle post... |
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  mlerner Premium join:2000-11-25 Nepean, ON
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| reply to kyle747 said by kyle747 :Did you know that when a beaver feels threatened it will chew off it's own testicles and leave them as an offering for a predator while it escapes ? Thats Bell ! LOL. Oh my, lots of hate for Bell. -- "If bullshit was money this guy would be richer that Bill Gates." - quote by olebiker on Mirko Bibic |
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 matt_m Premium join:2007-04-07 Ottawa, ON | reply to mlerner At least they were fair with the layoffs. |
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  TI POIL
join:2006-03-05 Toronto, ON | reply to mlerner Re: BREAKING: Bell beavers call it quits
They all should get send to the forrest. |
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 En Enfer This account has been compromised
join:2003-07-25 Montreal, QC
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1 edit | reply to mlerner Je pensais que c'était une blague, j'ai donc vérifié le journal du Métro!
Y ÉTAIT TEMPS TABARNAC! J'ÉTAIS PUS CAPAB' !!! Par contre, ils laissent entendre que ce seront encore des mascottes animées... probablement empruntées de Telus?
(I thouGht it wan an hoax, so I checked the Metro newspaper)
IT WAS ABOUT FRIGGIN' TIME! I COULDN'T STAND IT NO MORE !!! -- "I unofficially declare Beaver Hunting Season is on!" (© DR_JAYMAHDI) |
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 dbc25
join:2008-03-31 Montreal, QC | reply to mlerner I'm glad to see the beavers go, but I'm really dreading what they might be replaced with... |
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  DKS Damn Kidney Stones Premium,ExMod 2002 join:2001-03-22 Owen Sound, ON clubs:
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| said by dbc25 :I'm glad to see the beavers go, but I'm really dreading what they might be replaced with... Rats?  -- Need-based health care not greed-based health care. |
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| said by DKS :Rats?  What about DKS in person? 
He's already doing a well job in forums as a stubborn customer happy to pay 47$ per month for his Pathetico service after all!  -- "I unofficially declare Beaver Hunting Season is on!" (© DR_JAYMAHDI) |
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  DKS Damn Kidney Stones Premium,ExMod 2002 join:2001-03-22 Owen Sound, ON clubs:
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| Not enough hair on my pelt.  -- Need-based health care not greed-based health care. |
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  TilhasBB Formally Goden99 Premium join:2000-08-05 canada
| reply to mlerner Penguins? |
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  TI POIL
join:2006-03-05 Toronto, ON | reply to mlerner So there was 4 of them
Frank, Gordon, Jules and Bertrand. we should send them an email. |
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  TI POIL
join:2006-03-05 Toronto, ON
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| reply to mlerner En memmoire de nos deux rats preferes.
»www.youtube.com/watch?v=Etp3HJJ5SDE |
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  TI POIL
join:2006-03-05 Toronto, ON
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| reply to mlerner »www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxj37rV5···=related |
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