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| Re: Blatantly stupid people. This is why my hair dryer has a tag on it that says not to use it IN the shower and plastic bags tell you not to put it over your head. I often wonder how those people keep jobs and pay their bills on time. -- "While you can teach an old dog new tricks, you simply can't teach him to be a cat."
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| Re: Blatantly stupid people. said by Sweet Witch :This is why my hair dryer has a tag on it that says not to use it IN the shower and plastic bags tell you not to put it over your head. My Windex bottle says Do not spray directly into eyes.  -- Mom and Crockett...... I miss you both! | |
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| Re: Blatantly stupid people. said by Maccawolf :My Windex bottle says Do not spray directly into eyes. You're supposed to do it from off to one side, then? | |
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| Re: Blatantly stupid people. said by AB :said by Maccawolf :My Windex bottle says Do not spray directly into eyes. You're supposed to do it from off to one side, then? I must be doing it wrong then. I spray it onto kleenex and apply the kleenex to my eyes. That seems to work pretty well.  -- Mom and Crockett...... I miss you both! | |
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| Re: Blatantly stupid people. said by Maccawolf :said by AB :said by Maccawolf :My Windex bottle says Do not spray directly into eyes. You're supposed to do it from off to one side, then? I must be doing it wrong then. I spray it onto kleenex and apply the kleenex to my eyes. That seems to work pretty well. So even if you don't spray it directly onto your skin, Windex can still keep the wind out of your eyes? That's good to know. | |
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| said by Maccawolf :My Windex bottle says Do not spray directly into eyes. Well DUH...you might get it in your nose that way, shesh. | |
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| said by Maccawolf :My Windex bottle says Do not spray directly into eyes. That's why I drink it. It keeps me from streaking...  | |
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| said by Sweet Witch :I often wonder how those people keep jobs and pay their bills on time. They become management types that have no clue how the real world works...or politicians. | |
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| Re: Blatantly stupid people. said by Warzau :I guess using a duster on a extension pole was too hard. You can aim the blowtorch into the soffit vents and get any spiders that are hiding in there. You just can't do that with an ordinary duster.  | |
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| said by Warzau :I guess using a duster on a extension pole was too hard. Or for that matter a stick from the yard? That's the least expensive option (free). Would make sense to me anyway.... Guess he wasn't playing with a full deck lol. | |
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| Re: Blatantly stupid people. said by CanerisErik :How disappointing. When I saw this thread title in the ticker, my first thought was that it would refer to DSLR posters. »www.kohls.com/upgrade/webstore/p···33959857 | |
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| said by CanerisErik :How disappointing. When I saw this thread title in the ticker, my first thought was that it would refer to DSLR posters like myself. Fixed it for ya. | |
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| Hmm, that's interesting. I was always under the impression that cobwebs were generally NOT flammable. Not that Ive used a blow torch to clean them out, but for one reason or another I remember lighting one on fire around a camp fire one. It just sorta shriveled and powdered and then disappeared. There is not much there to burn due to their light nature so it seems hard they would burn long enough to light a house on fire. -- The early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. | |
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| Re: Blatantly stupid people. said by snipper_cr :Hmm, that's interesting. I was always under the impression that cobwebs were generally NOT flammable. Not that Ive used a blow torch to clean them out, but for one reason or another I remember lighting one on fire around a camp fire one. It just sorta shriveled and powdered and then disappeared. There is not much there to burn due to their light nature so it seems hard they would burn long enough to light a house on fire. The house went on fire from the blowtorch heating up the exterior of the house.... Not from a cobweb catching fire... If you're not careful, a blowtorch can set your house on fire if you use it incorrectly when welding a pipe joint together in a wall for example..
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| Re: Blatantly stupid people. said by Tzale :said by snipper_cr :Hmm, that's interesting. I was always under the impression that cobwebs were generally NOT flammable. Not that Ive used a blow torch to clean them out, but for one reason or another I remember lighting one on fire around a camp fire one. It just sorta shriveled and powdered and then disappeared. There is not much there to burn due to their light nature so it seems hard they would burn long enough to light a house on fire. The house went on fire from the blowtorch heating up the exterior of the house.... Not from a cobweb catching fire... If you're not careful, a blowtorch can set your house on fire if you use it incorrectly when welding a pipe joint together in a wall for example.. -Tzale Okay, that makes sense. Then yes, a Darwin Award may be in order. I guess using a blow torch to clear cob webs is sort of like taking an elephant gun mouse hunting... it works but just is way too much | |
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| Re: Blatantly stupid people. said by Desdinova :Nah, it wasn't the blowtorch that set the fire it was a retaliation by the garden spiders rising up to avenge their toasted eaves brothers. This is why we need to put caps on our interwebs and ban porn: to prevent terrorism and to save the children. I expect that you will be appointed to a government position by the end of the day. Possibly even by lunchtime. -- Attention. Attention, please. We have the funk. I repeat, we are in full possession of the funk. | |
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| Re: Blatantly stupid people. said by Desdinova :It was waiting for me before breakfast. I just got Ted Stevens' old job! I'm sure you'll do fine. Provided, of course, you remember that the Internet is not (repeat, not) a truck.
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| Re: Blatantly stupid people. I am sure it's available if cost is no problem but I thought the thesis of this thread was candidate eligibility for the Darwin Award not regional availability of semi controlled substances.
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| Re: Blatantly stupid people. said by Maccawolf :Well it looks like it WAS a nice building. That little building next to the fire truck is still usable.  | |
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| said by Maccawolf :Well it looks like it WAS a nice building. So you believe the old saying
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| Re: Blatantly stupid people. said by TheHarvester :said by Maccawolf :Well it looks like it WAS a nice building. So you believe the old saying "It's what's on the inside that counts". It is so true. 
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