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Ach Du Lieber
Premium,ExMod 2002-05
Seaside, CA

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Sing along with FutureMan Volume 3: Stairway...

Click here, then follow along...

There's a cruncher who's sure
All that glitters is WU's
And she's buying a T1 to Berkeley.

When she gets there she knows
If the doors are all closed
With a modem she can get what she came for.
Ooh, ooh, and she's buying a T1 to Berkeley.

There's a sign on the wall
But she wants to be sure
'Cause you know sometimes WU's have two meanings.

In a palmPC by the lifebook
There's a sound card who sings,
Sometimes all of our average times are misgiven.

Ooh, it makes me wonder,
Ooh, it makes me wonder.

There's a feeling I get
When I look to the west,
And my result file is crying for upload.

In my thoughts I have seen
Rings of smoke through the screen,
And the voices of those who stand looking.

Ooh, it makes me wonder,
Ooh, it really makes me wonder.

And it's whispered that soon
If we all crunch the WU's
Then the Team Queues will lead us to ET.
And a new day will dawn
For those who wait long
And the sound cards will echo with laughter.

If there's a triplet in your AR
Don't be alarmed now,
It's just a spring clean for the Mars queen.
Yes, there are two paths you can go by
But in the long run
There's still time to change the WU you're on.

And it makes me wonder.

Your CPU is humming and it won't go
In case you don't know,
The Team is calling you to join them,
Dear cruncher, can you hear the wind blow,
And did you know
Your T1 lies on broadbandreports.com.

And as we crunch on down the road
Our spirits taller than our goal.
There walks a cruncher we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How everything eventually uploads.
And if you retry very hard
The WU will come to you at last.
When all are one and one is all
To be a rock and not to roll.

And she's buying a T1 to Berkeley.

- FM
[text was edited by author 2002-02-26 06:13:47]

Premium,Ex-Mod 2002-13
Middle River, MD

Reminds me of the Stairway to Gilligan that is still floating on the web. Was virtually killed by a lawsuit from Led Zep.

And Chimp is sending bananas to Berkley.........
A word aptly spoken is like apples of gold

Crunch On
Haverhill, MA
reply to FutureMon

If you keep this up and add accordian music you might just make it in show biz - Weird Al did

Rogersville, MO
reply to FutureMon

LMAO FutureMan you have way to much time on your hands...heh

Joking huh? Do I look like I am joking?

PC Dreams
Springfield, MO
reply to Rxdoxx

Ilike that one pretty creative