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AP -- Man Sues Porn Companies
An Iowa man, named John Doe in the complaint, sued for porn outfits since he claims "repetitive motion injuries" in his left hand, and the injuries have significantly reduced his ability at enjoyment of life.
His attorney, Dick Masters, said, "There should be warning labels on porn or more people will suffer this debilitating injury to their hands." He further stated the man used porn as a "marriage enhancement." Five hundred sixty-nine videos were submitted as evidence.
Long Duck Dong, attorney for the defendants, said the lawsuit had no merit and the man was obviously a pervert. He also said, "The videos he watched were downloaded illegally which means the problem is in John Doe's hand, er, hands."