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F11 - Pooh Style

Gomez was traipsing around 100 acre woods, acting as boys do when they have no one else to talk to but their stuffed animals. He was certifiable, really. He skipped to and fro, without a care in the world, except for the nagging feeling that the voices in his head should really not be there, nor telling him to feed the forest floor with the blood of his family. But I digress.

He came across his favorite tree for climbing in all the woods. As he ascended, he noted a slight buzzing that was starting to drown out the voices who called for blood, and climbed further in the hopes of completely drowning out the contemptuous fiends. All of the sudden, Gomez felt a sharp sting on the back of his head. He turned quickly to see a bee. Since it was only one bee, he was unworried. He turned back to his task, and gasped at the hundreds of bees above him! The gasp inhaled about 10 bees, who began to viciously sting his mouth from the inside. This aggravated the other bees, who began to sting him relentlessly all over his body. His thoughts turned to his stuffed friends, and he wondered if he would ever see them again. He wondered how his father would look skewered on a stick in the middle of the wood. He looked up again, and noted that honey had been swabbed all over his favorite tree. The bees nest was broken, and purposely laid there to further aggravate the bees. This was no accident. He tried to look for more evidence, but that was when they went for his eyes.

Gomez could not hold on anymore. With punctured eyes and a swollen tongue, he lost his grip and fell quickly to the ground. Each branch he hit tore into his body, and soon his blood was running in rivulets to the ground. At least he was appeasing the voices, albeit with the wrong persons blood. His last thought as he fell into the roots that broke his back were of his best friend Pooh, and why anyone would want to frame Pooh for his murder.

I like the lazy moderation style.

I made up for it in flavor.

Your mom has flavor. vote ekster

ew

reply to Kristopher
The flavour is pure hotness.

Also, Protus, you blow.

vote Protus

checking in.

reply to Kristopher
i'm here. boss isn't in today so i'll have comp access for most of it today. and tomorrow.
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reply to Kristopher
I'm in a hospital waiting room. I'll be here all day, buut I should be monitoring at least.

Hope all is well.

reply to Kristopher

Bravo

reply to Kristopher
Alright, maybe an attempted train on ekster will wake us up? All aboard!

Vote: ekster
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You're sleeping on the couch for the next...

FOREVER.

Oddly, you're not the first to tell me that.

Must be your smell.

Impossibru!

Everyone likes roses.

reply to ekster
vote Arch just to start out with something.

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reply to Kristopher
vote Arch to start the stirring.