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DC DSL
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[octobabble] Hooray!!!

We can stop working again!




TrainBuff
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Now what trouble can we gets ourselves in.



DC DSL
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I'm more interested in coffee and breakfast right now.



Boricua
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Already had coffee, but breakfast sounds good about now.



lotusracer
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will the original, long lived Octobabble be coming back, or do we need to start over?
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state
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We hope everything will be coming back, but there's uncertainty about how long that may take.



Boricua
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said by lotusracer:

will the original, long lived Octobabble Octopussy be coming back, or do we need to start over?

Fixed it for you .
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DC DSL
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said by Boricua:

said by lotusracer:

will the original, long lived Octobabble Octopussy be coming back, or do we need to start over?

Fixed it for you .

Don't mess with Octopussy. She has a gun.
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Boricua
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I remember seeing it at the movies when it came out. Did you know Maud Adams starred at another James Bond movie?
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DC DSL
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Yeah, she was in The Man with the Golden Gun 9 years earlier.



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Shouldn't this have been called Mayobabble?

Nah, then we'd get the old Mayo Vs. Miracle Whip battle all over again!
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DC DSL
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Whatever you do, don't use "lite" or "fat free" mayo. That stuff needs to be banned, along with Vegan Bacon.
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I'm with you on that one. My local subway shop doesn't understand the difference between light mayo (as in just a little bit of regular) vs. a metric ton of "lite mayo".

Took all afternoon to get that taste out of my mouth...



TrainBuff
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Just to let everyone know, it wasn't me that broke the site.


DC DSL
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I think it was another one of Macca's dances.



DC DSL
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said by state:

My local subway shop doesn't understand the difference between light mayo (as in just a little bit of regular) vs. a metric ton of "lite mayo"

I said "light mayo" to the sandwich maker one time and, fortunately stopped the guy before he slathered the "lite" stuff on. You have to remember to tell them "just a little mayo" instead of "light" otherwise you're doomed.
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DanHo
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said by state:

I'm with you on that one. My local subway shop doesn't understand the difference between light mayo (as in just a little bit of regular) vs. a metric ton of "lite mayo".

Took all afternoon to get that taste out of my mouth...

You sure it was mayo?

I use the term "easy mayo".
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93388818
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All a certain someone cares about is that his Google ad revenue is now flowing again. old data? pshaw.



state
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I'm not sure I'd say that's entirely true. Revenue keeps the site running, and the effort to restore data isn't over yet.



93388818
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said by state:

...Revenue keeps the site running...

cruise control keeps this site running
Expand your moderator at work


zacron
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Re: [octobabble] Hooray!!!

McDonald's in the UK were being closed because the "light mayo" was really Jizz lol. Yep, thats what you get at a "greasy" spoon... Google this for the articles.. I'm too lazy here :P hehe
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said by 93388818:

cruise control keeps this site running

Show some respect for this little guy and his buddies!


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DC DSL
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I hear it's awesome hair gel.



thegeek
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octobabble thread that isn't several hundred pages past it's prime? i think i'll start actually reading it and posting in it.



bradleyd
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I'm in CA now...and going home tonight. I'll have all day tomorrow to post stupid things. I have quite the back log.
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John2Jonnie
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Back log? Well if prune juice does not work for ya, tray an ice cold glass of apple cider.




bradleyd
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Anybody here a zoo keeper? I need a little help with my back log.


Caretaker licks monkey’s butt for an hour to help it defecate

Yesterday, Wuhan Zoo Monkey caretaker Zhang Bangsheng unbelievably used his tongue to lick a small monkey’s butt!

50-year-old Zhang Bangsheng used warm water to clean a small Francois’ Leaf Monkey’s buttocks, then began using his mouth to lick it, not stopping for over an hour, until the little monkey defecated a single peanut. Only after the peanut was defecated did Zhang Bangsheng laugh with satisfaction.

As it is understood, this small Francois’ langur is only 3 months old, and is the first Francois’ Leaf Monkey to be born in nearly 10 years at this animal park. The Francois’ langur is a rare primate from Guangxi and Guizhou and is amongst the nation’s most protected animals. Because it is so precious, the zoo gave it to model worker and high-level expert Zhang Bangsheng to care for and raise.

On the first day of the “May 1st” short holiday, Zhang Bangsheng let the small Francois langur enter the monkey exhibit for the first time to meet visitors so it can see more of the world. The next day, Old Zhang discovered that the little monkey had indigestion and difficulty defecating, and immediately became worried. Seeing peanut shells on the ground, Old Zhang immediately understood that visitors had definitely tossed peanuts to the small monkey, and the toothless monkey swallowed the peanut whole. If it does not quickly defecate it, it would endanger the little monkey’s life.

Because the monkey is too small, it wasn’t suitable to use medicine to let it defecate. The only way was to lick its butt, to prompt it to defecate the peanut, and so the scene at the start of this article occurred.

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DC DSL
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Dude. Seriously. Pick up your meds on the way home. You should be slapped with a mackerel for not using ç where you're supposed to!



DC DSL
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Dinsdale?