said by ruddypict:
I remember the last time these boneheads called me.
Caller: This is Windows technical support. We are calling because your Windows PC has viruses.
Me: Uhm, I don't run Windows, I run Linux.
Caller: Yes I know, its Microsoft Linux.
And yes, the moron proceeds to try to tell me how to get to the event viewer.
sounds almost like what my mom did with them, she corrected what they did wrong
"hi i'm calling from windows"
"your a moron, windows is a product not a company, you want to say your calling from Microsoft"