Oh, I love that! I am definitely getting one for our front door. Our neighborhood is notorious for those 'will you buy something to keep me off the street' scams - we're ghetto adjacent, as the husband says - so it never fails that we get at least 2-3 teens doing this a week.
The thing is, we hardly use our front door except for food deliveries. All our access is through one of the two back doors (we have a very strange house). -- Luffy, Zoro and Usopp: Chopper's a doctor?!?! Nami: Why did you think we made Chopper join our crew? Luffy: Seven Level transformation... Cool Reindeer... Sanji: Emergency food supply...
reply to Rob Oh yeah, I like that one. It's perfect. No profanities (which I don't care if it did or didn't) but still gets straight to the point. I like it.