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DocDoo

join:2001-07-08
Florida

Proof that the X2 floats (spy photo)

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Bye Bye DTV...Thanks for the free useless modem

PS. Anyone have spare mullet snag-hooks?

Prophet06

join:2002-12-16
Chicago, IL

now that is probably the best use of this crappy modem, a flotation device



Tony
Premium
join:2002-01-12
Natrona Heights, PA

reply to DocDoo
The #1 post of the month



ass_kicker_9
Carmen Electra, Damn She's Hot

join:2002-03-12
San Jose, CA

reply to Prophet06
Pretty soon the airlines will b carryin it, hell we can bring our own juss 4 added safety


mudgie

join:2002-10-28
North Aurora, IL

reply to DocDoo
Will it still float with a turd on it?



rwhubert
Premium
join:2002-07-26
Atlanta, GA

reply to Prophet06

said by Prophet06:
now that is probably the best use of this crappy modem, a flotation device
The X1 brick actually sinks, you can ballast your toilet tank with it.

Jason Bourne8

join:2002-12-30
Cypress, CA

reply to DocDoo
No need for big words here, that just plain rocks! lol Post of the year, for sure.



seakayaker

join:2000-05-27
Agoura Hills, CA

reply to DocDoo
Now that's just dandy. I'm a sea kayaker and was hoping to turn my gateway into an anchor. And now you tell me it floats. Sure wish I had my old Telocity brick.
--
waterdoc



Descent
Wrap It Up
Premium
join:2000-11-10
Hoboken, NJ

reply to DocDoo
lol thanks for the pic


lashmun
Premium
join:2002-12-14
Novi, MI

reply to DocDoo
I guess that means that I can't use it as a boat anchor....



mkrebs
Mikeinet

join:2000-03-23
Mount Kisco, NY

reply to DocDoo
I think he should get a tshirt for this!


bmn
? ? ?
Premium,ExMod 2003-06
join:2001-03-15
hiatus

I'm still waiting on my hat from Mike !!!


ChrisPC

join:2002-01-30
Hermitage, TN

reply to DocDoo
The circle is complete.


Austinite

join:2001-12-20
Round Rock, TX

reply to DocDoo
Personally, I think they would make a great SETI@Home device. Just think about a room full of these. Ooooh!

I am just waiting for NetBSD to be ported to them, if it is not already....



maximus_808
Proud Veteran
Premium
join:2001-08-27
Red Bluff, CA

reply to rwhubert

said by rwhubert:
said by Prophet06:
now that is probably the best use of this crappy modem, a flotation device
The X1 brick actually sinks, you can ballast your toilet tank with it.
I can not wait to drop my X1 in the toilet..:)
--
What we do in life..echoes in eternity.


rwhubert
Premium
join:2002-07-26
Atlanta, GA

said by maximus_808:
said by rwhubert:
said by Prophet06:
now that is probably the best use of this crappy modem, a flotation device
The X1 brick actually sinks, you can ballast your toilet tank with it.
I can not wait to drop my X1 in the toilet..:)

WARNING: Not recommended for toilets that are easily blocked by large, hard turds!

Anybody know how much the X1 and X2 gateways cost DTV/Hughes? Now they're no doubt a huge write-off. The Brick X1 model was better designed, more robust and more expensive to produce than the much cheaper "tower" model X2, which is why they tried to switch us all to the X2. It was a cheaper, less sophisticated product. And it floats.

Why don't we send one of each to Dave Letterman at NBC for the "Will It Float?" test. I bet he'd go for it.

Robert


army dude
Premium,MVM
join:2002-12-17
The Internet

quote:
Why don't we send one of each to Dave Letterman at NBC for the "Will It Float?" test. I bet he'd go for it.
If you sent it to NBC for Letterman, Jay Leno would probably get offended.

sh0ckie

join:2002-07-10
Bronx, NY

But he'd showcase it anyway.



dlathem
Premium
join:2000-08-11
Birmingham, AL

I just took mine apart and did not find any flotation enhancement materials inside. Now I am double mad at Telocity because Doc Doo got a better model of useless gateway than I did. Do you think I voided the warranty when I opened it up?

BTW...It had a version of the Alcatel DynaMiTe chipset on the PC board inside and lots of other electronic looking things...none of which look like they would float. I guess the wall wart could be used to do something with. Perhaps a tiny anchor for the floating gateway.


ChrisPC

join:2002-01-30
Hermitage, TN

reply to DocDoo
I blew it up to 1024x768 and that pic is now my wallpaper!


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