bistro777
Donuts-Is There Anything They Can't Do?
Premium
join:2002-02-07
Englewood, CO
| Dear SBC Subscriber:
Great news! Now you can bundle, rebundle and rerebundle all your communications needs! SBC is pleased to offer you – in one convenient billing – telephone, telegraph, teletype, television and telenet services in a package too confusing to break-down into its individual, component costs.
Rest assured, as we roll-out this exciting offering, that we will find new ways to bill you for everything from animated avatars to the number 3 (and letters d,e,f) on your telephone keypad. Also, please note with our TV product there will be a cap imposed on channel surfing. If you use your remote more than 2x/day, your TV signal will be limited to black-and-white images and reruns of Bewitched.
If you select to receive all of our services, we will award you a gold star. If you chose not to subscribe to 100% of our services, you will be penalized billed at a premium for your lack of support of SBC.
See you on Comedy Central!
Sincerely,
All Your Friends at SBC
If we supported Etch-A-Sketch - -
Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has these funny lines all over the screen.
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has a distorted display.
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has squiggly lines that prevent me from doing my project.
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: How do I turn off my Etch-A-Sketch?
A: Pick it up and shake it. Put it down.
Q: Does my Etch-A-Sketch have a screen-saver?
A: Pick it up and shake it. Keep shaking.
Q: How do I create a new document?
A: Turn [right knob] and then [left knob]. (Reverse procedure if left-handed.)
Q: How do I delete a document from my Etch-A-Sketch?
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: How do I keep from losing my Etch-A-Sketch document?
A: Stop shaking it.
**Idiot users…** |
