mooty
join:2001-01-28
Riverdale, GA
|  Dr. Frankenstein, I presume ?
As a former DirecTV DSL subscriber, looking with sad, teary, solemn, yet hopeful eyes at the last statement of account status sent to him by DirecTV DSL Broadband Division and, at the top of his lungs shouting with a deafening wicked roar - so loud, it would wake the dead and make them deaf, all while having a classic madly insane Dr. Frankenstein moment during a ferocious night thunder and lightning storm... upon hearing this late breaking news, throws the switch that sends the spark of life through the carefully placed (+) and (-) electrodes that fires up his old DirecTV DSL x2 Telocity issued modem, as he awaits for the signs of life to eminate from the eyes (5 healthy-status green LEDs):
"Live - - Live! - - LIVE! - - - LIVE !! - - L I V E ! ! !. . . YES!. . . YEEESSSS! ! !. . .M U H A H A H A H A H A A A ! !
Don't You just love romantic fiction? No Wait! I meant romantic fictional tragedy, really I did.
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Alright, BIG MAN! So You Want To Make the BIG BUCK$, Eh??!!. . . . . . Do You Know How To Handle a Machine-gun? |
