devilmann30
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Wyckoff, NJ | Crazy World We Live In!!
I claim ownership of this topic. So everyone must pay me a fee if they wish to post. This stuff is crazy! |
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The Folsom
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1 edit | said by devilmann30  :
I claim ownership of this topic. So everyone must pay me a fee if they wish to post. This stuff is crazy!
Please put this on my Tab. If you don't have Tab I'll take a Pepsi Free. Just give me something without any sugar in it.
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rosco
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| said by The Folsom :
Please put this on my Tab. If you don't have Tab I'll take a Pepsi Free. Just give me something without any sugar in it.
Thats great!! One of my favorite movie quotes  :) |
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swsamurai
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said by devilmann30 :
I claim ownership of this topic. So everyone must pay me a fee if they wish to post. This stuff is crazy!
I will pay you in Gevelta fish or Pickled Herring! |
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raythompsontn
join:2001-01-11
Oliver Springs, TN
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You can't place in on a tab. I hold the patents on the tab key and since I was the first to register "tab" you also cannot use it to reference any other such item. "Tab" is no longer made as I ran them out of business with a name infringement.
So if you persist in using "tab" or any other variant, you will hear from my lawyers. Dowey, Cheatum, and Howe are nothing more than phone call away. |
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lesopp
join:2001-06-27
Land O Lakes, FL | reply to devilmann30
A matter of perspective
I wonder if I can patent the electron, so that anybody outside of absolute zero who lives or uses anything would have to pay? |
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swsamurai
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I wonder if I can patent the electron, so that anybody outside of absolute zero who lives or uses anything would have to pay?
Then I will have to just Patent the Gluon or Quark... Or maybe both the Strong and Weak gravitational force.
Hey... If I patent the patent, then no one can have a patent without paying me. |
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The Folsom
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Re: Crazy World We Live In!!
said by rosco :
said by The Folsom :
Please put this on my Tab. If you don't have Tab I'll take a Pepsi Free. Just give me something without any sugar in it.
Thats great!! One of my favorite movie quotes :)
Thanks; it was specially modified for use in this forum--- I hope I don't have to pay a royalty!
I love the "Back to The Future" movies and I want to buy them on DVD and watch them every day until I die from radiation poisoning!
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swsamurai
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"1.21 Gigawatts? What was I thinking? Nothing can produce that kind of power!"
Some of the best movies made... and in a rare twist, the sequels were as good as the original... not a very common feat! |
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lesopp
join:2001-06-27
Land O Lakes, FL | reply to swsamurai
Re: A matter of perspective
Okay, but I'll have to claim exclusive rights to "strings" and have the government grant me quantum ownership.
(In case you're familiar with string theory) |
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rosco
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Re: Crazy World We Live In!!
Im right there with ya man...I wore out my VHS Back to the Future tapes a while back. I still dont have the dvd set yet  |
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Deathsadvoca
join:2003-08-20
South Lyon, MI
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If he they would have started crying pattent when like 15 years ago they might have been able to win. this trial is going to be kicked.....
Next thing you know they will patent walking... |
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snkeyes3
join:2003-09-23
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As the owner of the "comma" and associated punctuation (apostrophe, quotation marks, et al.) you are hereby in violation of patent #4587698531214587436613846128513563416b.
Penalties of $13,847 per occurrence must be remitted to me in 48 hours. You currently owe $221,552 (not counting the comma in your Location).
Do not attempt to call your lawyers, as I also hold the patents on the numbers 0-9 and letter Q.
Its been a pleasure doing business with you. |
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swsamurai
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Re: A matter of perspective
said by lesopp :
Okay, but I'll have to claim exclusive rights to "strings" and have the government grant me quantum ownership.
(In case you're familiar with string theory)
OK Fine... I get the patent on the "Big Bang" and religion... now you are all screwed. :-D |
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The Folsom
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Re: Crazy World We Live In!!
I hereby patent the abstract notion and concept of thought...
Anyone, anywhere in the United States who is now alive, and who shall ever live in the future who has had or shall ever have a thought is infringing upon my patent and is expected to pay a royalty to me.
Don't even THINK of blowing me off...
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I once accidentally spilled spot remover on my dog and he disappeared. You know what I hate? Indian Givers... No, I take that back. »www.folsomtech.com |
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The Folsom
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Re: A matter of perspective
said by swsamurai :
said by lesopp :
Okay, but I'll have to claim exclusive rights to "strings" and have the government grant me quantum ownership.
(In case you're familiar with string theory)
OK Fine... I get the patent on the "Big Bang" and religion... now you are all screwed. :-D
I claim the patent on "infinity", which, in my opinion, trumps all of the above by virtue of inclusion.
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I once accidentally spilled spot remover on my dog and he disappeared. You know what I hate? Indian Givers... No, I take that back. »www.folsomtech.com |
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swsamurai
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Then you have to figure out WHERE in infinity you begin... |
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dvd536
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Re: Crazy World We Live In!!
said by The Folsom :
Just give me something without any sugar in it.
There hasn't been any sugar in soft drinks for the last 20 years. its all high fructose corn syrup now!
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bigunk
Gort, Klattu Birada Nikto
join:2001-02-10
Santa Clarita, CA | reply to swsamurai
Gefilta Fish. Although Gevelta is valid, it is rare to the best of my knowledge. Or do I have it backwards? At any rate, I'll take it with Atomic red horseradish. |
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VWSpeedRacer
join:2002-10-06
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LOL! I had the soundtracks on tape, wore them out, and bought them on disc. I have the tapes but they're pretty worn and I haven't gotten around to buying the discs yet. 
I remember seeing each of them in the theaters.
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