raythompsontn
join:2001-01-11
Oliver Springs, TN
| reply to The Folsom
Re: Crazy World We Live In!!
You can't place in on a tab. I hold the patents on the tab key and since I was the first to register "tab" you also cannot use it to reference any other such item. "Tab" is no longer made as I ran them out of business with a name infringement.
So if you persist in using "tab" or any other variant, you will hear from my lawyers. Dowey, Cheatum, and Howe are nothing more than phone call away. |
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snkeyes3
join:2003-09-23
| As the owner of the "comma" and associated punctuation (apostrophe, quotation marks, et al.) you are hereby in violation of patent #4587698531214587436613846128513563416b.
Penalties of $13,847 per occurrence must be remitted to me in 48 hours. You currently owe $221,552 (not counting the comma in your Location).
Do not attempt to call your lawyers, as I also hold the patents on the numbers 0-9 and letter Q.
Its been a pleasure doing business with you. |
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swsamurai
Premium
join:2002-04-17
Bakersfield, CA
clubs:
 ·Bright House
| said by snkeyes3  :
Do not attempt to call your lawyers, as I also hold the patents on the numbers 0-9 and letter Q.
Its been a pleasure doing business with you.
Well damn... You sure pissed on Sesame Street's parade. At least they have the rest of the alphabet! Just not going to be able to teach numbers anymore. |
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snkeyes3
join:2003-09-23 | It ain't pretty, but what I do pays the bills.  |
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