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join:2001-06-27 Land O Lakes, FL | reply to devilmann30 A matter of perspective
I wonder if I can patent the electron, so that anybody outside of absolute zero who lives or uses anything would have to pay? |
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| said by lesopp : I wonder if I can patent the electron, so that anybody outside of absolute zero who lives or uses anything would have to pay?
Then I will have to just Patent the Gluon or Quark... Or maybe both the Strong and Weak gravitational force.
Hey... If I patent the patent, then no one can have a patent without paying me. |
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join:2001-06-27 Land O Lakes, FL | Okay, but I'll have to claim exclusive rights to "strings" and have the government grant me quantum ownership.
(In case you're familiar with string theory) |
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| said by lesopp : Okay, but I'll have to claim exclusive rights to "strings" and have the government grant me quantum ownership.
(In case you're familiar with string theory)
OK Fine... I get the patent on the "Big Bang" and religion... now you are all screwed. :-D |
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| said by swsamurai : said by lesopp : Okay, but I'll have to claim exclusive rights to "strings" and have the government grant me quantum ownership.
(In case you're familiar with string theory)
OK Fine... I get the patent on the "Big Bang" and religion... now you are all screwed. :-D
I claim the patent on "infinity", which, in my opinion, trumps all of the above by virtue of inclusion. -- I once accidentally spilled spot remover on my dog and he disappeared. You know what I hate? Indian Givers... No, I take that back. »www.folsomtech.com |
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Then you have to figure out WHERE in infinity you begin... |
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