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lesopp

join:2001-06-27
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reply to devilmann30
A matter of perspective

I wonder if I can patent the electron, so that anybody outside of absolute zero who lives or uses anything would have to pay?


swsamurai
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said by lesopp See Profile:
I wonder if I can patent the electron, so that anybody outside of absolute zero who lives or uses anything would have to pay?

Then I will have to just Patent the Gluon or Quark... Or maybe both the Strong and Weak gravitational force.

Hey... If I patent the patent, then no one can have a patent without paying me.

lesopp

join:2001-06-27
Land O Lakes, FL
Okay, but I'll have to claim exclusive rights to "strings" and have the government grant me quantum ownership.

(In case you're familiar with string theory)


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Okay, but I'll have to claim exclusive rights to "strings" and have the government grant me quantum ownership.

(In case you're familiar with string theory)

OK Fine... I get the patent on the "Big Bang" and religion... now you are all screwed. :-D


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said by swsamurai See Profile:
said by lesopp See Profile:
Okay, but I'll have to claim exclusive rights to "strings" and have the government grant me quantum ownership.

(In case you're familiar with string theory)

OK Fine... I get the patent on the "Big Bang" and religion... now you are all screwed. :-D

I claim the patent on "infinity", which, in my opinion, trumps all of the above by virtue of inclusion.
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Then you have to figure out WHERE in infinity you begin...
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