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Anon
reply to Anon
Re: Solid proof that AOL users are idiots?

Since when was any more proof needed??? Thirty Million Monkeys. Monkeys. Monkeys.

AOL user equals

minivan driver equals

Random Lane Changer (traced to fly DNA splicing) equals

jerk/twit driving while talking on the cell while changing the radio station equals

scum who slow down to 'scan for dead bodies' when there's an accident, thereby adding 10 minutes to our commute equals

bast*** who hoards the coffee creamers in his desk to take home later, leaving other coffee drinkers S.O.L. (thought I didn't know?) equals

boneheads who actually applauded that macveigh freak's execution equals

all the apes who actually voted for bush..(there were only 30 million of you right?) equals

the freaks who lie on their resumes to get jobs they're not capable of doing equals

dumbasses who buy dell and gateway PCs equals

and the extended warranty plans (hahaha) equals

the ones who actually know the NAMES and LIFE STORIES of people on friends and gideons crossing and ER.

Yeah. One in three of us is a monkey. Look on both sides of you if there is someone there and they aint monkeys welllll......


bigunk
Gort, Klattu Birada Nikto

join:2001-02-10
Santa Clarita, CA
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reply to Anon
Wrong again Honey. Apple did not invent the user interface. Bob Metcalf (the guy who started 3COM) and his bean bag dwelling cohorts at Xerox PARC did it. Whether Apple stole, bought, borrowed or whatever is not in question here. As far as 30 million bottom feeders go, they are the price we pay for having access at all. I mean....someone has to believe these stupid hoaxes. Yeah, it drives our incomes, but it gets disturbing to have to deal with these know nothings as a career.


JrFreud

join:2001-03-14
Glen, NH
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reply to Netbars
[aol2dsl]Right on, jscott! We must not forget the 30 million paying customers who keep AIM, Winamp, and various other programs free!]
Well, now that you put it that way, my best wishes to all AOL users. LOL.
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Netbars

join:2001-02-09
Bronx, NY

 reply to Anon
Right on, jscott! We must not forget the 30 million paying customers who keep AIM, Winamp, and various other programs free! Go AOL, AOL users are my favorite pals! (Of course, there are other free programs out there, but the large majority of net users either a) already use AOL, see the 30 million people note as mentioned previously, or b) use the AIM program to in order to communicate with the suckers who foot the bill for AIM, aka AOL users.
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Anon
reply to pazuzu
Never heard of them. Seriously, Apple may have invented the user-friendly interface, but they never had 30 million users who now take it for granted. AOL users by their sheer numbers now have a mountain of influence - certainly much more than we do - and this has to be influencing interface design. I was also not giving AOL credit for inventing anything, merely for mainstreaming it. If you can argue that one, go ahead. Also, if you can give me example of how any of these 30 million bottom-of-the-food-chain users are a detriment to you, let's hear that one too.


pazuzu

@home.com
reply to Anon
AOL (tried hard to avoid using 'AOHell') driving usability standards? Haha, whatever you are smoking! Ever heard of Apple Computer?
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