Re: Solid proof that AOL users are idiots?

Anon

Re: Solid proof that AOL users are idiots?

Since when was any more proof needed??? Thirty Million Monkeys. Monkeys. Monkeys.

AOL user equals

minivan driver equals

Random Lane Changer (traced to fly DNA splicing) equals

jerk/twit driving while talking on the cell while changing the radio station equals

scum who slow down to 'scan for dead bodies' when there's an accident, thereby adding 10 minutes to our commute equals

bast*** who hoards the coffee creamers in his desk to take home later, leaving other coffee drinkers S.O.L. (thought I didn't know?) equals

boneheads who actually applauded that macveigh freak's execution equals

all the apes who actually voted for bush..(there were only 30 million of you right?) equals

the freaks who lie on their resumes to get jobs they're not capable of doing equals

dumbasses who buy dell and gateway PCs equals

and the extended warranty plans (hahaha) equals

the ones who actually know the NAMES and LIFE STORIES of people on friends and gideons crossing and ER.

Yeah. One in three of us is a monkey. Look on both sides of you if there is someone there and they aint monkeys welllll......

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