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I used to be a beat cop a long time ago. And I'd get called out on domestic disputes all the time - hundreds, probably, over the years. But there was this one guy, this one piece of shit that I will never forget - Gordy. He looked like Bo Svenson. You remember him? Walking Tall, you don't remember?

Anyway, big boy, 270, 280, but his wife... or whatever... she was his lady, was real small, like a bird, wrists like little branches. Anyway, my partner and I'd get called there every weekend and one of us would pull her aside and we'd say "come on, tonight's the night we press charges". And this wasn't one of those "deep down he really loves me" setups - we got a lot of those, but not this. This girl was scared. She wasn't gonna cross him... no way, no how.

Nothing we could do but pass her off to the EMTs, put him in the car, drive him downtown, throw him in the drunk tank. He sleeps it off, next morning, out he goes. Back home.

Now one night my partner is out sick and it's just me. And the call comes in and it's the usual crap. Broke her nose in the shower kind of thing. So I cuff him, put him in the car, and away we go. Only that night we're driving into town and this sideways asshole is in my back seat humming "Danny Boy". And it just rubbed me wrong.

So instead of left, I go right out into nowhere. And I kneel him down and I put my revolver in his mouth. And I told him, "this is it, this is how it ends." And he's crying, going to the bathroom all over himself, swearing to God that he's gonna leave her alone, screaming as much as you can with a gun in your mouth.

And I told him to be quiet, and that I needed to think about what I was gonna do here. And of course he got quiet. Ghost still, and real quiet, like a dog waiting for dinner scraps. And we just stood there for a while, me acting like I'm thinking things over and Prince Charming kneeling in the dirt with shit in his pants.

And after a few minutes, I took the gun out of his mouth, and I said "so help me if you ever touch her again I will such and such and such and such and blah blah blah blah blah blah".

It was just a warning.

Uh-huh. Of course. Just trying to do the right thing. But two weeks later, he killed her, of course. Caved her head in with the base of a blender. We got there, there was so much blood you could taste the mineral.

The moral of the story is: I chose a half measure when I should have gone all the way. I'll never make that mistake again.

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