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11% of Americans like the idea...
(old news - 03:16PM Friday Oct 26 2007)
tags: stats · Oddities
Tipped by TK Junk Mail See Profile
A poll released this week by Zogby International and 463 Communications indicates that 11% of Americans would be okay with implanting a device in their head that allowed them to directly access the Internet.

We're sure the latency is amazing, but is Comcast or AT&T going to charge us skull-chip rental costs and cerebral regulatory recovery fees? Additional strange factoids (did you know 25% of Americans think the Internet could be a substitute for a significant other for some period of time?) are available here.

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The Laughing Man

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Skull Jack

Hope your firewall is updated...
Piller

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Sacramento, CA

Re: Skull Jack

That's funny, I'll bet most IP users when they were told they have some packet loss due to Near End Cross Talk would look around for "The Great Gazoo" on their shoulder.

supergirl

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Yes

The Internet has been cited in lots of divorce case since AOL got revved up.

Actually, a more interesting project involved DARPA using a headset so the wearer could experience anything recorded as their own. The movie Brainstorm was based on that project that supposedly works. The DOD has continued the research into the brain via such connections. Imagine learning a whole college degree in a couple of days? The movie The Matrix had a similar product when people "jacked in".
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HerbertK

join:2006-07-30
Long Beach, CA

Re: Yes

said by supergirl See Profile :

The Matrix had a similar product when people "jacked in".
Check out some books by William Gibson to see where the Matrix writers got some of their inspiration from.
fiberguy
My views are my own.
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Wait.. Darpa? DOD? Government messing with the brain?? That's ok, but gene therapy and stem cell research isn't? It's ok to f*ck with life, just not make it better and healthier. Oh.. wait.. that's right.. this government profits off sick people as well as knowing the thoughts of people. :P I'm back now.
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krayzie bone

join:2006-09-03
Marietta, GA

Re: Yes

couldn't have said it better
james1

join:2001-02-26
Ottawa, ON
That's like comparing poking around in a consenting adults brain and chopping up aborted fetuses and sucking their juices out.

Healbot
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Re: Yes

said by james1 See Profile :

That's like comparing poking around in a consenting adults brain and chopping up aborted fetuses and sucking their juices out.
couldn't have said it better
xenophon

join:2007-09-17
We are Borg.

I'm there.

TK Junk Mail
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edit:
October 26th, @06:21PM

Re: Yes

said by xenophon See Profile :

We are Borg.
And here will be the typical internet installation technician at work:



And you can get your brain chips online:
»www.cyborg.com.hr/web-item.php?id=31

Note: this is a web site made to get people thinking about cyborgs and the ethics involved. It isn't real.

Ricky Smith
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join:2004-09-11
Boston, MA

Yeah...

No thanks, I'm all for technology but I don't need a direct link to it via my brain. Just what I need Norton Anti Virus Brain Edition.

As far as the internet replacing a significant other, they need lives unless its like a virtual world and feels real to you in which case I can only imagine what sites like that would cost.
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Ricky Smith

aaron83_01
I can't get myself to go away.

join:2005-01-03
Clarkston, WA

Re: Yeah...

Second Life. Not too expensive, either.
benc

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Re: Yeah...

said by aaron83_01 See Profile :

Second Life. Not too expensive, either.
Second Life is for those who don't have a first life. Technology is fascinating but there's more to life than that.

aaron83_01
I can't get myself to go away.

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Re: Yeah...

said by benc See Profile :

said by aaron83_01 See Profile :

Second Life. Not too expensive, either.
Second Life is for those who don't have a first life. Technology is fascinating but there's more to life than that.
Oh, I agree. I was just suggesting a real world item to correlate with the concept that Ricky Smith referred to.

I only looked at the Second Life website once; I thought "oooh, what a great idea... but... if you are spending your life in an online world, then what happens to.... ok, I'm shutting my computer off now..."
firewire9999

join:2004-07-11
Livonia, MI

Hmmm couple important things to include

1) FBI/NSA will need a back door into your chip implant (save us from the bad guys).

2) Congress will need to levi new taxes on it.

3) Someone will need to invest a B2B (Brain 2 Brain network for sharing files/thoughts)

4) If you have problems with your implant chip. You will need to "think" (not call) to India for support.

5) Will need a good firewall / ant-virus thing. Don't want hackers turning your Brain into a Zombie Bot Brain.

6) Pr0n industry will make the implant chip very popular.

punker
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Re: Hmmm couple important things to include

said by firewire9999 See Profile :

1) FBI/NSA will need a back door into your chip implant (save us from the bad guys).

2) Congress will need to levi new taxes on it.

3) Someone will need to invest a B2B (Brain 2 Brain network for sharing files/thoughts)

4) If you have problems with your implant chip. You will need to "think" (not call) to India for support.

5) Will need a good firewall / ant-virus thing. Don't want hackers turning your Brain into a Zombie Bot Brain.

6) Pr0n industry will make the implant chip very popular.

No it would stell be p2p (peer to peer)
rradina

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Don't forgot the Universal Service Fee to provide a brain proxy for those disadvantaged individuals whose brain cannot except the chip. And once the fund is established, the inevitable reports of misuse such as those with a successful implants misappropriating funds to obtain proxy lap dances.

aaron83_01
I can't get myself to go away.

join:2005-01-03
Clarkston, WA

I'll start small

I think I'll start out with the Bluetooth chip implanted in my eardrum, then see how things go from there...
Joe12345678

join:2003-07-22
Des Plaines, IL

This sounds like something from Johnny Mnemonic

This sounds like something from Johnny Mnemonic

R_Kilroy
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Sterling Heights, MI

Proving 11% of Americans don't think

Don't they bother to think these things through? I think this falls into the sounded like a good idea at the time category. Once you start thinking about what it would take and what the consequences (sorry forgot that in America "it's not my fault") would be. You think cell phone drives are bad, just think how well the jacked in would drive.
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Rogue Wolf
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Saratoga Springs, NY

Re: Proving 11% of Americans don't think

I'm sincerely hoping that, by the time we have computer chips able to interface reliably with the human brain, we'll also have cars with AI autopilots.

Not that people wouldn't find a way to screw that up, too....
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NormanS
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Re: Proving 11% of Americans don't think

Major Motoko Kusanagi and Batou, diving while driving. Ghost in the Shell, Stand Alone Complex. Can't remember if it was 2nd Gig.
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Norman
~Oh Lord, why have you come
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AtomicZero

join:2004-11-24
West Palm Beach, FL
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No way would I want some chip near my brain and neither should anyone else. Most Americans are sheep and slaves to pop culture as it is...but an could you imagine the field day the MegaCorps would have with their "marketing" tactics???? POP-UPs appearing before your retinas...audio wav files playing in your sleep "Buy your Abercrombie/Hollister/Gap/Old Navy Pullover now before Christmas..."

OH dear lord!

KA3SGM
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What About My Tinfoil Hat???

I still need my tinfoil hat to protect me from Nuclear EMP, Cell Phone Towers, My Dinner Cooking in the Microwave Oven, and the Alien Death Rays, if the chip is in my head, the tinfoil would probably cause frequent Internet outages.

Crap, Zogby, please change my answer back to Very Unlikely.
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MrMoody
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Re: What About My Tinfoil Hat???

»www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0fb12Qf4k8

beerbum
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Interesting

what would comcast do to those people who exceed their ever changing data limits? shut down your brain?

oh and imagine what fun one can have while being filtered with sandvine..

NormanS
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Re: Interesting

said by beerbum See Profile :

what would comcast do to those people who exceed their ever changing data limits? shut down your brain?
The "non-returned". Oshii Mamoru's "Avalon".
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Norman
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xdeadhead
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edit:
October 26th, @04:02PM

survey also reveals

that 11 percent of Americans polled are total morons.

oh....zogby...i thot u sed zippy. lol now repeat after me..." i am sofa king wee todd did"

N3OGH
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edit:
October 26th, @04:34PM

Do the Feds need a search warrant?

So, with every alphabet federal agency have access to a back door built into it?

I think I'll pass. I'm a big fan of keeping my inner most thoughts private...
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Petty people are disproportionably corrupted by petty power…

Yauch

join:2005-06-24

25% of Americans...

...think the Internet could be a substitute for a significant other.

Only 1/4? I thought this has been common knowledge for all geeks for quite some time.

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Re: 25% of Americans...

said by Yauch See Profile :

...think the Internet could be a substitute for a significant other.

Only 1/4? I thought this has been common knowledge for all geeks for quite some time.
OH MY GOD 25% of all Americans??? That's like 75 Million people...

The Internet is a CyberPolygamist
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MrMoody
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1/4 of the population are socially impaired geeks? Things are getting bad. We used to be more exclusive.

Cue the list of reasons why the net is better than a man/woman.
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"It is a future in which globalization really does work ... and everybody winds up getting to be part of the third world." - William Gibson
mworks

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edit:
October 26th, @05:48PM

The new wifi ?

So I was brain linked with Joe friday night and do you know what he thought ?

I can't believe a guy like him could imagine things like that , let alone think them in public !
punker
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all ready done..

»www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-Di_F3zQQQ

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doc69
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USA

They aint all their is they ?

Imagine having to go through a service call, because your having a problem with your connection. LOL
wtansill
Ncc1701

join:2000-10-10
Falls Church, VA

Say what?

They only substitute the Internet intermittently???
lefty1

join:2002-10-25
Clay, NY

Right To Your Brain

What OS would you use? Can you imagine the field day the spyware companies would have? What if you got turned into a zombie? Suppose someone got a rootkit in your brain? You'd never get it out.

MrMoody
Sittin downtown in a railway station

join:2002-09-03
Clayton, NC

Re: Right To Your Brain

No kidding, reloading from scratch would be a little problematic.
matt5

join:2001-10-06
Lagrangeville, NY

Feed anyone

Sounds just like the book feed!

»www.commonsensemedia.org/book-re···eed.html

Hope that does not happen in my life time.
MeKuN

join:2004-07-21
Eugene, OR

Error

As the police are standing over your body "Looks like we got ourselves another BSOD, bag em up."
apollo80

join:2002-01-31
Richmond, VA

Monty Python's "New Brain" skit?

Don't ask too many questions or it'll get hot.
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