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 |  Piller join:2006-10-11 Sacramento, CA | Re: Skull Jack That's funny, I'll bet most IP users when they were told they have some packet loss due to Near End Cross Talk would look around for "The Great Gazoo" on their shoulder. | |
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 | | Yes The Internet has been cited in lots of divorce case since AOL got revved up.
Actually, a more interesting project involved DARPA using a headset so the wearer could experience anything recorded as their own. The movie Brainstorm was based on that project that supposedly works. The DOD has continued the research into the brain via such connections. Imagine learning a whole college degree in a couple of days? The movie The Matrix had a similar product when people "jacked in". -- Saving the world keeps me busy. However, I find Earth very primitive from my home planet of Krypton. -Supergirl | |
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 |  | | Re: Yes said by supergirl: The Matrix had a similar product when people "jacked in". Check out some books by William Gibson to see where the Matrix writers got some of their inspiration from. | |
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 |  fiberguyMy views are my own.Premium join:2005-05-20 kudos:3 | Wait.. Darpa? DOD? Government messing with the brain?? That's ok, but gene therapy and stem cell research isn't? It's ok to f*ck with life, just not make it better and healthier. Oh.. wait.. that's right.. this government profits off sick people as well as knowing the thoughts of people. :P I'm back now. -- "Complaining is the least path of resistance for the self-serving, the lazy, and Im told its a womans prerogative..." | |
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couldn't have said it better | |
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 |  |  james join:2001-02-26 CWCville USA | That's like comparing poking around in a consenting adults brain and chopping up aborted fetuses and sucking their juices out. | |
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 |  |  Romney2012Defeat Obama 2012-Chg we can believe inPremium join:2002-03-03 USA kudos:4 4 edits | Re: Yes And here will be the typical internet installation technician at work:

And you can get your brain chips online: »www.cyborg.com.hr/web-item.php?id=31 Note: this is a web site made to get people thinking about cyborgs and the ethics involved. It isn't real.

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 EdrickI aspire to tell the story of a lifetimePremium join:2004-09-11 Woburn, MA | Yeah... No thanks, I'm all for technology but I don't need a direct link to it via my brain. Just what I need Norton Anti Virus Brain Edition.
As far as the internet replacing a significant other, they need lives unless its like a virtual world and feels real to you in which case I can only imagine what sites like that would cost. -- Ricky Smith
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 |  PolarBear03The bear formerly known as aaron8301Premium join:2005-01-03 | Re: Yeah... Second Life. Not too expensive, either. | |
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| Re: Yeah... said by PolarBear03:Second Life. Not too expensive, either. Second Life is for those who don't have a first life. Technology is fascinating but there's more to life than that. | |
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 |  |  |  PolarBear03The bear formerly known as aaron8301Premium join:2005-01-03 | Re: Yeah... said by benc:said by PolarBear03:Second Life. Not too expensive, either. Second Life is for those who don't have a first life. Technology is fascinating but there's more to life than that. Oh, I agree. I was just suggesting a real world item to correlate with the concept that Ricky Smith referred to.
I only looked at the Second Life website once; I thought "oooh, what a great idea... but... if you are spending your life in an online world, then what happens to.... ok, I'm shutting my computer off now..." | |
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 | | Hmmm couple important things to include 1) FBI/NSA will need a back door into your chip implant (save us from the bad guys).
2) Congress will need to levi new taxes on it.
3) Someone will need to invest a B2B (Brain 2 Brain network for sharing files/thoughts)
4) If you have problems with your implant chip. You will need to "think" (not call) to India for support.
5) Will need a good firewall / ant-virus thing. Don't want hackers turning your Brain into a Zombie Bot Brain.
6) Pr0n industry will make the implant chip very popular.
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| Re: Hmmm couple important things to include said by firewire9999:1) FBI/NSA will need a back door into your chip implant (save us from the bad guys). 2) Congress will need to levi new taxes on it. 3) Someone will need to invest a B2B (Brain 2 Brain network for sharing files/thoughts) 4) If you have problems with your implant chip. You will need to "think" (not call) to India for support. 5) Will need a good firewall / ant-virus thing. Don't want hackers turning your Brain into a Zombie Bot Brain. 6) Pr0n industry will make the implant chip very popular. No it would stell be p2p (peer to peer) | |
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 |  rradina join:2000-08-08 Chesterfield, MO | Don't forgot the Universal Service Fee to provide a brain proxy for those disadvantaged individuals whose brain cannot except the chip. And once the fund is established, the inevitable reports of misuse such as those with a successful implants misappropriating funds to obtain proxy lap dances. | |
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 PolarBear03The bear formerly known as aaron8301Premium join:2005-01-03 | I'll start small I think I'll start out with the Bluetooth chip implanted in my eardrum, then see how things go from there... | |
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 | | This sounds like something from Johnny Mnemonic This sounds like something from Johnny Mnemonic | |
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 KilroyPremium,MVM join:2002-11-21 Ann Arbor, MI | Proving 11% of Americans don't think Don't they bother to think these things through? I think this falls into the sounded like a good idea at the time category. Once you start thinking about what it would take and what the consequences (sorry forgot that in America "it's not my fault") would be. You think cell phone drives are bad, just think how well the jacked in would drive. -- How hard does DRM have to bite before business abandon it? | |
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 |  Rogue WolfAte Your Homework, And Framed The Dog join:2003-08-12 Troy, NY | Re: Proving 11% of Americans don't think I'm sincerely hoping that, by the time we have computer chips able to interface reliably with the human brain, we'll also have cars with AI autopilots.
Not that people wouldn't find a way to screw that up, too....  -- I have learned to ignore such naysayers, when... quelling... them... hm?... is out of the question. | |
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 |  |  NormanSPremium,MVM join:2001-02-14 San Jose, CA kudos:4 | Re: Proving 11% of Americans don't think Major Motoko Kusanagi and Batou, diving while driving. Ghost in the Shell, Stand Alone Complex. Can't remember if it was 2nd Gig. -- Norman ~Oh Lord, why have you come ~To Konnyu, with the Lion and the Drum | |
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 |  | | No way would I want some chip near my brain and neither should anyone else. Most Americans are sheep and slaves to pop culture as it is...but an could you imagine the field day the MegaCorps would have with their "marketing" tactics???? POP-UPs appearing before your retinas...audio wav files playing in your sleep "Buy your Abercrombie/Hollister/Gap/Old Navy Pullover now before Christmas..."
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 beerbumobscurum per obscuriusPremium join:2000-05-06 Eastern PA | Interesting what would comcast do to those people who exceed their ever changing data limits? shut down your brain?
oh and imagine what fun one can have while being filtered with sandvine..
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| Re: Interesting said by beerbum:what would comcast do to those people who exceed their ever changing data limits? shut down your brain? The "non-returned". Oshii Mamoru's "Avalon". -- Norman ~Oh Lord, why have you come ~To Konnyu, with the Lion and the Drum | |
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2 edits | survey also reveals that 11 percent of Americans polled are total morons.
oh....zogby...i thot u sed zippy. lol now repeat after me..." i am sofa king wee todd did" | |
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 N3OGHYo Soy Col. "Bat" GuanoPremium join:2003-11-11 Philly burbs kudos:1 1 edit | Do the Feds need a search warrant? So, with every alphabet federal agency have access to a back door built into it?
I think I'll pass. I'm a big fan of keeping my inner most thoughts private... -- Petty people are disproportionably corrupted by petty power
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 | | 25% of Americans... ...think the Internet could be a substitute for a significant other.
Only 1/4? I thought this has been common knowledge for all geeks for quite some time. | |
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| Re: 25% of Americans... said by Yauch:...think the Internet could be a substitute for a significant other. Only 1/4? I thought this has been common knowledge for all geeks for quite some time. OH MY GOD 25% of all Americans??? That's like 75 Million people...
The Internet is a CyberPolygamist -- "Lithium is no longer available on credit" | |
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 |  MrMoodyFree range slavePremium join:2002-09-03 Smithfield, NC | 1/4 of the population are socially impaired geeks? Things are getting bad. We used to be more exclusive. 
Cue the list of reasons why the net is better than a man/woman. -- "It is a future in which globalization really does work ... and everybody winds up getting to be part of the third world." - William Gibson | |
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 mworks join:2006-06-13 Faison, NC 1 edit | The new wifi ? So I was brain linked with Joe friday night and do you know what he thought ?
I can't believe a guy like him could imagine things like that , let alone think them in public ! | |
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 doc69Premium join:2004-08-01 | They aint all their is they ? Imagine having to go through a service call, because your having a problem with your connection. LOL  | |
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 wtansillNcc1701 join:2000-10-10 Falls Church, VA | Say what? They only substitute the Internet intermittently??? | |
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 | | Right To Your Brain What OS would you use? Can you imagine the field day the spyware companies would have? What if you got turned into a zombie? Suppose someone got a rootkit in your brain? You'd never get it out. | |
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 |  MrMoodyFree range slavePremium join:2002-09-03 Smithfield, NC | Re: Right To Your Brain No kidding, reloading from scratch would be a little problematic. | |
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 MeKuN join:2004-07-21 Eugene, OR | Error As the police are standing over your body "Looks like we got ourselves another BSOD, bag em up." | |
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 | | Monty Python's "New Brain" skit? Don't ask too many questions or it'll get hot. | |
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