  ArchivisYour DaddyPremium
join:2001-11-26
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kudos:17 | pwn3d Hahaha, enjoy your stay in the pound-me-in-the-ass prison!
I hope you eat spam for lunch every day. | |
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join:1999-11-15
Silver Spring, MD | Re: pwn3d "enjoy your stay in the pound-me-in-the-ass prison"
I'm guessing he regrets those penis enlargement spam ads NOW! | |
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| |  djdanskaRudie32Premium,MVM
join:2001-04-21
kudos:4 | Re: pwn3d LOL | |
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| |  spaijkullSpeed Is The Key To A Good Sexlife
join:2001-10-25
Sweden | Haha, that comment was a pure hole in one.... | |
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| | | YES!!! OFFICE SPACE!!! thats a great movie!! | |
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| | | someone watched Office Space yesterday... | |
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| | | | Re: pwn3d yup i love the movie and i did watch it before i saw that post and that was the first thing it reminded me of...was the 2 guys afraid of going to the "pound me in the ass prision":) | |
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Granite Quarry, NC | Hanging is too good for him How about jumper cables and a battery. | |
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|  TrainBuffThe New Haven RailroadPremium
join:2003-05-01
Buffalo, NY
kudos:4 | Re: Hanging is too good for him Hope they send to Attica among the main population. He would get his due. He would learn what anal retention means. | |
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| | How it all came about. Jealous of his millionaire game designer brother, John Carmack, Howard Carmack is determined to make millions also no matter what it takes. Howard grins evily, 'I'll make my money with SPPPAAAAMMMMM!!!! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!" | |
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 JulioBachatero y Que?Premium
join:2003-03-19
Brooklyn, NY
kudos:1 | Earthlink rocks!!! now thats why i have EarthLink as my ISP, best anti-spam ISP out there, they really earn what i pay em.
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|  MikePremium,Mod
join:2000-09-17
Pittsburgh, PA | Re: Earthlink rocks!!! spam assassin surrenders. | |
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join:2001-11-26
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kudos:17 | Re: Earthlink rocks!!! Fark is no longer cliche... Mike surrenders stolen catch-phrases | |
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join:2001-11-26
Earth
kudos:17 Reviews:
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| Re: Earthlink rocks!!! They aren't using spamassassin. They're going to be using their spaminator on top of something that they've developed themselves.
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join:2003-03-19
Brooklyn, NY
kudos:1 | Linux 9.0???? is there such a thing? | |
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join:2000-09-17
Pittsburgh, PA | Re: Earthlink rocks!!! The only thing that hit 9 was either Mandrake or Redhat...  | |
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| vipermCarpe DiemPremium
join:2002-07-09
Winchester, CA | Yep Redhat 9.0 just bought it this past week comes with all kinds of goodies including SPAM ASSASSIN which supposedly is GUCCI!!
I want to get it up and running before my customers start to get spam.. | |
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| JulioBachatero y Que?Premium
join:2003-03-19
Brooklyn, NY
kudos:1 | maybe all the ISP's should use Linux on their servers and use hardware spam filters.
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| | | Earthlink bites man. My brother works there and they still couldn't get my DSL working for 2 months after I got hooked up and had the equipment. I was up for one week and down for more than 2 months. Then when you tell them to go screw themselves you'll look for another ISP that actually can PROVIDE a service, they keep sending you form letters in your email with boneheaded questions like the tech support does not even know how to talk personably about a problem. Now they switched tech support to India. Great! =:>P Even more communication problems! Anyway, Earthlink kept taking money out of my bank even though I told them to cancel everything and not to bill me anymore. I had to move because I went out-of-business after having no internet for that long. Five months later when I had no money in my bank, I had to close the bank account for them to stop taking money from me. Then they started sending me collection notices and having lawyers send letters with threatening lawsuit and credit reporting. They expected me to pay the entire year contract with penalty fees and interest added on. Every time I sent an email to earthlink, they sent me the same generic form letter that they always send out that did not address my problem at all. Earthlink sucks. The tech support even told me that they only help the people who don't have problems with DSL because there are too many people signing up for it. Hmmm, sounds kind of like Bally's or Family Fitness (to interested in getting customers, not too interested in keeping them, but still making them pay for service they do not receive after the customer parts ways, and offering a substandard service). Anyone who talks good about Earthlink either works there, has low expectations, or has never used a T1, so they don't know how fast the fastest internet SHOULD be.
Verizon is not any better. They promise 1.5Mbps at the double cost high-end speed, and only get around 500Kbps on a good day. Both of these companies take forever to get any problems resolved or solved. Adelphia's cable connection gets me right at the 2Mbps promised speed at the lowest tier, and everything was hooked up the day after I called (i.e. I had internet going the next day after I had it hooked up). If only they could give 3Mbps Up/Down at the same speed for that price. I know there is a 3Mbps/512Kbps option, but everyone should be able to upload as fast as download. Expensive T1's should not have to be the only option. Also, there should be an option to run fibre optic cable from the street to your house and plug into a PCI fibre optic port of a PCI Card (I have seen the cards, not the service).
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| | JulioBachatero y Que?Premium
join:2003-03-19
Brooklyn, NY
kudos:1 | Re: Earthlink sucks!!! TSHunter shut the hell up, what the hell does your post have to do with this thread?
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 photomankcPuffy And PricklyPremium
join:2001-06-13
Liberty, MO | I love it The title says it all. Maybe we should send him some penis enlargement pills while he's in there. Oh wait... I have 50% off on my anal-rape prevention herbal supplement. Act now and I'll throw in an a$$-shield to boot.
HAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!! | |
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| | | Re: I love it said by photomankc:
The title says it all. Maybe we should send him some penis enlargement pills while he's in there. Oh wait... I have 50% off on my anal-rape prevention herbal supplement. Act now and I'll throw in an a$$-shield to boot.
HAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!
Nah, send him breast enlargement pills to make him more attractive to the other inmates as they spam him in the rear. | |
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| | | | Re: I love it To really send a message, buy him a "Soap-on-a-Rope" and cut the rope off at 1 inch. Gift wrap it and send it.
That'll let him know you wish him the best of times in the clink... | |
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 NewLifeJust Keep Swimming, Just Keep Swimming
join:2001-07-31
Calhoun, GA | Oh Yes! Finally one down and a billion to go. Maybe the rest of these spammers will get the message and realize that they are not immune to prosecution like they thought they could. Is this the same guy that is known as the King of Spam? | |
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| | | Re: Oh Yes! Finally one down and a billion to go. said by NewLife:
Maybe the rest of these spammers will get the message and realize that they are not immune to prosecution like they thought they could. Is this the same guy that is known as the King of Spam?
Nah, that guy was named Alan Ralsky. He's still living it up in Michigan.
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| |  ParogadiWhat? Stop Looking At Me Like ThatPremium
join:2003-03-31
Racine, WI | Re: Oh Yes! Finally one down and a billion to go. Anybody know a good hitman? | |
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| NewLifeJust Keep Swimming, Just Keep Swimming
join:2001-07-31
Calhoun, GA | Yep thats what we need is one good hitman. But here is my main question. If the gov't is so dedicated to ending spam and this guy has admitted to being the King of Spam then why do they not go after him. | |
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|  sadowskiI Am My Own DoppelgangerPremium,MVM
join:2000-04-14
Buffalo, NY | said by NewLife:
Maybe the rest of these spammers will get the message and realize that they are not immune to prosecution like they thought they could. Is this the same guy that is known as the King of Spam?
He's not charged with 'spamming' but with identity theft resulting from the use of stolen credit cards.
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| | According to his spam marketing profile... ...this guy will match up perfectly a cell mate fitting the following description:
Black male with enormous penis and credit problems; addicted to animal porn featuring large breasts and teets; frequent user of herbal supplements to stimulate hair growth on crotch; spends lots of time going on diets and re-financing his mortgage.
IronChefMorimoto
P.S. - Of course, the warden could always put this guy in solitary confinement with nothing but spam to read and the occasional meal. | |
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| | SLOWING things down and being ANNOYING.... | |
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| ArchivisYour DaddyPremium
join:2001-11-26
Earth
kudos:17 Reviews:
·Verizon FiOS
| Re: Heh, I am soooo happy :) They've got something new coming out which blows spaminator (and spam) out of the water. I've beta tested it. If the bugs get fixed out, it'll work solid.
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|  signmeuptooLove those still alivePremium
join:2001-11-22
NanoParticle
kudos:4 | Ahhh, that sounds like a gooood massage feels! | |
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 ArchAngel21xWaiting For iPhone 5Premium
join:2001-10-28
Lincoln, NE | If Only....
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 rpierson777Master Of All I SupportPremium
join:2001-07-19
Glendora, CA | Yes!
Hopefully Earthlink will keep it up, and not use this just as a "symbolic" gesture.
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| Good for the short run. The problem is that yes they took this guy in, but there are 200 more to take his place..
Guess its kinda typical. Why take the prevention way when you can take the brute force way... My ISP was smart and setup anti spam software and has a black list, they also disabled smtp on residential account modems. Rogers att was put on my ISP's spam black list and isint allowed off until they fix their smtp server problem (and they actually are fixing the prob).
Since my isp started using anti spam software I havint received one unsolicited email.
No offence but listening to all you people complain about spam is getting old... Instead of crying to the police and government to do something about it you should get your ISP to disable smtp servers and start a blacklist that dosint allow spaming ISP's off until they take responsibility..
Woohoo one spammer down 2 000 000 to go.. good job losers, I give an E for effort...
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 PJ DPull My FingerPremium
join:2002-10-19
Washington | THANK YOU, Earthlink
Hopefully other large ISP's will take note.
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 rstrandbCrazy like a foxPremium
join:2003-04-17
Albany, GA |  Damages Awarded to Earthlink
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 panth1The Coyote
join:2000-12-11
Boca Raton, FL | Now... it's time to start going after the companies who are paying these spammers to advertise their crappy products.
Also need to slap around the people who actually respond to these emails and make it worth while.
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|  ShamayimI already have a Messiah.Premium
join:2002-09-23 | Re: Now... said by panth1:
Also need to slap around the people who actually respond to these emails and make it worth while.
Without those idiots who respond there would BE no spam.
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| Spam I am I do not like them spam I am,
I do not green spam and ham
I spammed the world and now I'll pay
with my hairy ass in a cell today
I do not like prison rape i don't
but i kept on spamming now i know
If I would have turned the servers off
I would not be here growing moss
I do not like my cell mates balls
I do not like when he pins me to the wall
I would not eat them with a fork
I would not eat them with prison toast
I could not would not lick them clean
I could not would not let my ass get reamed
I will not will not spam no more
But its too late cause now im just a prison whore | |
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| ParogadiWhat? Stop Looking At Me Like ThatPremium
join:2003-03-31
Racine, WI | Re: Spam I am ROTFLMAO,HMSASTC!!!!! | |
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| sysghostPremium
join:2001-02-11
Hernando, MS | That little gem deserves an award. | |
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Heflin, AL | Bring in the cross! | |
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