  xpbxNo Compassion
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xpbx
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2005-Jun-2 6:03 pm
LMAOwhat next? (that's rhetorical, transmaster..lol)
the killer app...remote control sex toys...how low can we go? seriously im betting much, much lower. they havent even begun scraping the bottom of the barrel. but this pretty close. | |
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 |  fegul
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fegul
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2005-Jun-2 6:33 pm
Re: LMAOI wonder if they'll stick DRM on these too. "No unauthorized body parts" Then they'll start a DAA (Dildonics Association of America) and crack down on illegal remote dildoing. Take the heat off BT  | |
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xpbx
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2005-Jun-2 6:42 pm
Re: LMAOOMG LMFAO a DRM dildonics site...then of course the swedes will ramp up a new version of the pirate bay and taunt emailers with hilarious responses. | |
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^%&%*%(^*^*&% There goes another keyboard. :D:D | |
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Anon
2005-Jun-3 4:40 am
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I wonder if they'll stick DRM on these too. That wouldn't be so bad actually. At least you could tell them in all seriousness to shove it up their... | |
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 jarablueAlways be true to yourself
join:2001-06-11
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If it's one thingthat will push broadband, this is it. | |
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|  andyb
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SW Ontario
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andyb
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2005-Jun-2 11:36 pm
Re: If it's one thingteledildonics,boing boing and Dorkbot all in one sentence.it sorta gives me the creeps | |
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On my dial-up lolI could imagine it now. The lag lmao. Why is your BJ skipping? God damn dial-up | |
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Re: On my dial-up lolLMFAO! | |
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Go outside and enjoy the fresh air!!I wonder what happens if the connections is lost in the middle of this act?
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WTF is the world coming to ... | |
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|  oliphantI Have 8 Boobies
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oliphant
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2005-Jun-2 6:30 pm
Re: Go outside and enjoy the fresh air!!BBoD
Blue Balls of Death. | |
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Re: Go outside and enjoy the fresh air!!LOL ^^ | |
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|  batageekSlave To The Duopoly
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Broadbandus Strokeoffus Interuptus | |
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 MentatClinton 2016
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Sugar Land, TX
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Mentat
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2005-Jun-2 6:23 pm
kthxSign me up | |
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Tsume
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2005-Jun-2 6:34 pm
Wtf...and lol.
Imagine trying this over AOL. I'm sure they'd find SOME way to push popups to the person. | |
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| xpbxNo Compassion
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xpbx
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2005-Jun-2 6:43 pm
Re: Wtf...giving new meaning to the phrase "pop-ups" | |
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Tsume
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2005-Jun-2 7:11 pm
Re: Wtf...And that's another LOL from me.
IMHO this is one of the best news posts I've read here :P | |
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Uhmm, "pushing popups" would be the whole point. | |
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Camera FPS' too slow.They've been working on this for a long time, and they still have a BS system in place. | |
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David
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2005-Jun-2 7:03 pm
3 commentsI felt compelled to contribute..
#1... where or when can we buy the crotchless panties controlled via ethernet?
#2.... I guess the idea of the "big bang" theory is not too far off.
#3.... So that is what "deep throat" means? | |
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| kpatzMY HEAD A SPLODE
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kpatz
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2005-Jun-2 7:36 pm
Re: 3 commentsI must contribute something (useless) too... Now us PC security geeks have to recommend condoms in addition to anti-virus, firewall, and anti-spyware apps? | |
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| |  guitarzan
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Skytop, PA
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Re: 3 commentssaid by kpatz:I must contribute something (useless) too... Now us PC security geeks have to recommend condoms in addition to anti-virus, firewall, and anti-spyware apps? Should one worry about safe hex? What will the infection rate be in the wild? Will (CTD's) computer transmitted diseases,make your HARD drive go floppy.? Gives new meaning to opening ports on your router.Not to mention The BIOS | |
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I wonder if you can...record that blowjob and play it back leter? | |
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| kpatzMY HEAD A SPLODE
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kpatz
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2005-Jun-2 8:15 pm
Re: I wonder if you can...Only if the DRM allows a fair-use copy to be blown, er, made.  | |
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fegul
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2005-Jun-2 8:39 pm
Re: I wonder if you can...said by kpatz:Only if the DRM allows a fair-use copy to be blown, er, made. Next generation of stream rippers on their way! | |
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Jehu
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2005-Jun-2 9:10 pm
Thrillhammerweird.. that was my nickname in high school...  | |
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Jehu
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2005-Jun-2 9:12 pm
Re: ThrillhammerAnd I'm worried about the blonde chicks who are inevitable going to hurt their teeth. | |
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LostMile
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2005-Jun-2 9:48 pm
Ohhhh yeah....right there!The teledildo will perform best with Comcast Cumfast HSI but if you like it slow you could use DSL. | |
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Lag?what happens if you get some major latency.. worse yet some bad packets? | |
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2005-Jun-2 9:58 pm
All of ya'll are sick and need... insert deity of choice here..
LOL!!:D:D:D:D | |
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ryder9
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2005-Jun-2 10:00 pm
Re: All of ya'll are sick and need... maybe I should'nt have said "insert"??? | |
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lupinia
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2005-Jun-2 10:23 pm
Re: All of ya'll are sick and needHeh, I'll insert your deity  | |
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we needNeed a wifi version of this so the soccer moms can take it on the road or you can do the gardening whilst your hubby at work gives you the whats what from work | |
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Re: we needsaid by MalakoPlus:Need a wifi version of this so the soccer moms can take it on the road or you can do the gardening whilst your hubby at work gives you the whats what from work It's already here: » nawtythings.com/toys/dj1 ··· -01.html | |
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Re: we needI'm hoping I just didn't piss myself over that one! | |
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fcisler
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2005-Jun-3 1:35 pm
been around for years.....» www.fu-fme.comPictures are priceless..... I'm suprised they are all internal though....dont'cha thing a firewire PORTABLE one would make more sense? Man i'd hate to have a mini-tower and the male model.... Move over carpel tunnell! we got a bigger problem! Can't wait for tech support calls: Person: "Yes, hello. I just purchased your device...and it seems there is a problem" Tech: "Yes sir, we can help you. Whats the problem?" Person: "Well...my floppy drive isn't so floppy right now...." | |
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Re: been around for years.....What about phishing?
Someone fakes your orgasm?
What kind of identity theft is that??
How would you report it? | |
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