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Long Beach, CA | so that's why their stock price is so high... | |
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RealoRc
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Brooklyn, NY | Re: so that's why The scam artists, PIPR, upgraded google's target to $600  | |
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Napsterbater
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Milledgeville, GA | OMG Just Wow. | |
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Cheese
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clubs: | Fear! The bamboo eating pandas! RUN FORREST RUN! | |
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packetscan
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clubs: | Re: Fear! Microsoft Develops Bamboo destroying Virus. | |
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Cheese
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Naples, FL
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| Re: Fear! said by packetscan  :Microsoft Develops Bamboo destroying Virus. Nice  | |
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Folic
join:2004-10-03
Milwaukee, WI | ehhh When is the goverment gonna step in and do something about it, they are honestly trying to take over every market. But you know, i really don't care. It seems they actually care about there customers. | |
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Branchville, NJ | Pandas I wonder what they're planning on doing with all of the pandas? maybe the panda will be googles mascot?  | |
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heliox
Rcp's Love Deep Breathing
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Irvine, CA
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| Re: Pandas Very good question.
Seriously though...
Four years ago Google invented and patented Pigeon Ranking. An evil genius plan using armies of pigeons to do the ranking. The full story is here: »www.google.com/technology/pigeonrank.html.
Now, with herds of pandas think of what they can accomplish. It is a well know fact that pandas have a much higher engineering aptitude. Assembling the cube for instance.
DO you think it is a coincidence that Intel is dropping "Intel Inside"?
Doesn't "A panda inside" sound catchier?
Food for thought...
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P2PPirate2
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Brooklyn, NY | Re: Pandas Pop, what is the matter with you! XD | |
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join:2004-07-24
Charlotte, NC
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| Re: ehhh said by Folic :When is the goverment gonna step in and do something about it, they are honestly trying to take over every market. But you know, i really don't care. It seems they actually care about there customers. Yeah, they sure did a good job against Microsoft, didn't they. | |
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roc5955
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| Government step in to a possible monoply?!?!?!?!
Surely, you don't mean the Bush administration.
They just want run away spending, big government, and corporations to get anything they want.
Google, as any other monoply to be, will "care" about customers until they have a corner on the market. Look at Micro$oft. | |
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Storm72
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clubs: | Cancer Hasn't Google found a cure for cancer too? | |
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FTCXtreme
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New Braintree, MA | Re: Cancer Google inveneted the cure, Standford university is the devil! | |
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2 edits | Re: Google and Wal-Mart; good and evil teaming up? It's not Good & Evil teaming up, it's Yin & Yang, hence the need for lots of Pandas...all named Yin & Yang. | |
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tapeloop
1959. I try to kick the ball. I miss.
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chakey
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clubs: | Re: Google's new Logo LOL! Nice one! | |
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Riss_Centaur
Mod'taur - - - - 4 On The Floor.
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| Re: Smile said by Riss_Centaur :You want fries with that? With Chili and Cheese please! | |
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roc5955
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AJBMatrix
Mac Convert
join:2005-08-07
Athens, GA
| Did you not hear about Google buying Microsoft next and then they are going to buy AOL. Next they are planning have a huge bonfire now that they have enough CRAP to fuel it for years. They might even buy Pokemon too and add it to the fire.
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| Re: Smile said by AJBMatrix :Did you not hear about Google buying Microsoft next and then they are going to buy AOL. Next they are planning have a huge bonfire now that they have enough CRAP to fuel it for years. They might even buy Pokemon too and add it to the fire. You leave Pikachu out of this! | |
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There You Go Again...
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Kearny, NJ | Re: Smile Yay! Pika Roast! | |
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Dezbend
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join:2003-01-02
Atlanta, GA | Re: Matrix "Google" has 6 letters...
"Matrix" has 6 letters...
...Coincidence?
Now where did I put those red pills? | |
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pnh102
Reptiles Are Cuddly And Pretty
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Mount Airy, MD
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| 1984 References Overblown You know, I really wish those people who think that everything that happens in life is "Orwellian" would stop and think for a second:
Google does not:
•Force you to watch 2-way telescreens
•Stick you in a room with rats gnawing at your face
•Require you to take 2 minutes of your time to hate Microsoft and piss on Bill Gates
•FORCE you to do anything at all. If you hate them you can always use Yahoo or Hotmail
So what the heck are they talking about when they compare them to 1984? Google is no different than Microsoft was back in the early 1990s when we were rooting for them against "big bad ol' IBM."
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join:2004-01-17
Schenectady, NY
| Re: 1984 References Overblown "Force you to watch 2-way telescreens". No, we have the NSA, which is working with google, for that. But it's just one way, them watching us, so you are right, it's not 2-way, since we can't see what they are doing.
"Stick you in a room with rats gnawing at your face". It's not a room, it's a cage around your head. And yes, they ARE trying to force people to do that, but in due to a shortage of rats, they are using lawyers (which is much worse than rats). The end effect is you stop thinking rationally and are FORCED to do what they say.
"FORCE you to do anything". Well, technically, no-one FORCES you to drive on the roads, but if you want to get from point A to point B effectively, you need to drive on the road. Google owns the road, (search engine that counts), so yes, you are in effect FORCED to use them.
1984 is here, those that can't see it suffer from pro-corporate, anti-terrorist, anti-constitutional rights tunnel vision. | |
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plencnerb
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| said by G_Poobah :Google owns the road, (search engine that counts), so yes, you are in effect FORCED to use them. Last time I looked, google was not the only search engine on the web. I believe that Yahoo and MSN have search engines built into their site. Then, there are the stand-alone ones, like Ask Jeeves, Webcrawler, Lycos, and AltaVista just to name a few.
In fact, my search engine of choice is Altavista. I never use google.
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outspoken72
An Irish Jayhawk
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markopoleo
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Bonne Terre, MO | Didn't they also.. Land on the moon first? From there own planet of course.. | |
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TScheisskopf
World News Trust
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Belvidere, NJ | Oh dear. Here come the rumors that the Google Cube will be running AmigaOS. Any moment now. I can just feel it coming. | |
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join:2004-07-11
Livonia, MI | Re: Oh dear. LOL "AmigaOS" HAHAHAHA
We all know it will be BEOS (reborn) and the main programming langauge will be "PASCAL".. | |
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GilbertMark
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| said by firewire9999 :LOL "AmigaOS" HAHAHAHA We all know it will be BEOS (reborn) and the main programming langauge will be "PASCAL".. To hell with PASCAL, how about Google buys COBOL and renames it GOOGLEBOL.
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Kill The Socialists
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| Re: Oh dear. said by GilbertMark :said by firewire9999 :LOL "AmigaOS" HAHAHAHA We all know it will be BEOS (reborn) and the main programming langauge will be "PASCAL".. To hell with PASCAL, how about Google buys COBOL and renames it GOOGLEBOL. and then googlebol can sponsor the google bowl 
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as Mr. Pink as they come
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| My child I'm so crazy about google, i named my kid google, got a certified letter in the mail informing me that i got 100,000 shares of preferred stock woo woo. my kids first word was "google".
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join:2001-12-03
Carrollton, TX | and you will know that . . . Resistance is Futile !
You will be absorbed into the collective....:p | |
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GoogleHater
@69.93.x.x | I hate google They are tracking everyone!
What are they going to do with this data? No one knows. They are going to sell it to the government and they will start tracking you more and more. | |
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celeritypc
For Lucky Best Wash, Use Mr. Sparkle
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Caldwell, NJ | And the beat goes on... Google killed Kennedy | |
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aztecnology
O Rly?
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Murrieta, CA | GTTP Google To The Premises with all that dark fiber!!!!11!1
Google for President in 2008!!!!11!1 | |
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72276539
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Atlanta, GA | Google built my hotrod Its a love affair
mainly google and my hotrod
yeah **** it!
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garagerock
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Louisville, KY
| Re: Google built my hotrod said by 72276539 :Its a love affair mainly google and my hotrod yeah **** it! dang danga ding dong dinga dinga danga dong....or something like that
but will you get just one Fix?? | |
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mrchris
We don't miss you Bush
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| Re: Googledom This news article sounds like a joke to me. | |
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JoeyDee
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Las Vegas, NV | The Pandas are Perfect! They're all cuddly just like Google and they wouldn't sell or use your private information even if they did store it just like Google would never do that if they stored your private information..... would they? | |
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quanta
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Toronto, ON | Re: The Pandas are Perfect! No, because pandas have no pockets to store your private information in. | |
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