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AT&T Responds To Fake Steve Jobs' Real DDoS
'irresponsible and pointless' attention grabbing, says telco
by Karl Bode 10:32AM Wednesday Dec 16 2009
Earlier this week "fake Steve Jobs" (Newsweek journalist Dan Lyons) wrote a satirical tirade against AT&T, lamenting the company's inability to adequately address iPhone bandwidth demand, and their recent comments suggesting they might impose new metered charges for iPhone users. In response, Lyons urged readers to use as much bandwidth as possible this Friday in protest against AT&T's failure to understand that people using your product is a good thing. As you'd expect, a fake CEO issuing a call for a real DDoS didn't amuse AT&T. The company issued a statement calling the joke "irresponsible and pointless:"
quote:
We understand that fakesteve.net is primarily a satirical forum, but there is nothing amusing about advocating that customers attempt to deliberately degrade service on a network that provides critical communications services for more than 80 million customers. We know that the vast majority of customers will see this action for what it is: an irresponsible and pointless scheme to draw attention to a blog.
Is requesting users engage in a DDoS the best avenue of attack to make that point to AT&T? Absolutely not: a DDoS can lead to real problems with people not being able to call for emergency services (assuming the network was in the mood to connect the call in the first place). That said, apparently the effort to draw attention worked -- since a gigantic international telecom conglomerate is taking the time to respond to a fake CEO's blog post. As you'd expect, fake Steve Jobs had a response of his own:
quote:
At least we didn’t rake in $40 billion in revenues and $10 billion in profit over the past nine months by selling a wireless network that doesn’t work right. And at least we’re not saying one thing in our advertising (unlimited!) and another thing when we talk to investors at Wall Street conferences.
Fake Jobs goes on to make a real point often missed: while AT&T wireless revenues have exploded, CAPEX investment back into the network has stayed the same or dropped over the last eight years -- despite the fact that AT&T engineers predicted this looming explosion in iPhone user bandwidth demand. While AT&T still invests billions into their network, they frankly needed to invest billions more -- and certainly had the funds to do so. Instead they chose to please investors, cut corners, and as a result spent most of 2009 defending a network that for many users simply doesn't work properly.

To add insult to injury, AT&T wireless chief Ralph de la Vega last week came out with comments that seemingly blamed customers for actually using the network, and inaccurately argued the flat-rate model they've been making tens of billions of dollars off -- wasn't able to fund expansion. Of course de la Vega was talking to investors, who usually lack long-term vision. You''ll recall how the same investors whined extensively about Verizon future-proofing their network with fiber to the home, oblivious to how the investment made the company a game changer and solidified Verizon's competitive position for years to come.

As we noted during AT&T's recent 3G advertising fight with Verizon -- the best defense at this point isn't talk -- or more ads featuring Luke Wilson. The best defense is sucking it up, ignoring your myopic investors (at least up to a point), and investing the necessary money back into the network. If investors complain, AT&T can direct angry users and satirical bloggers to their home numbers. It would save money on support costs and maybe AT&T's overworked Seth Bloom could finally take a break. Anyone have Craig Moffett's personal cell phone number?


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Re: Without investors money to expand evapoporates

said by FFH:

Instead they chose to please investors,
Ignore the need of investors to earn an adequate return and the investors disappear. And the money to make all these EXTRA billions for expansion, you so blithely take for granted, wouldn't exist.
I'm guessing you missed this part?

said by end of article :
Go look at their financial statements and open up the Financial Operations and Statistics Summary and look at capital expenditures over the past eight quarters. I’m no math whiz, but it looks like capex has gone down by about 30% over the time period. Scroll down a bit to the Wireless section and check out data revenues — they’re up 80% over the same period.
So, capex is down 30% while data revenue is up 80%. Ummm, that prompts a very loud WTF and should piss AT&T customers off to no end.
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