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Carrier Pigeon Faster Than UK Broadband
300MB race between Columba livia and inadequate DSL
by Karl Bode Friday 17-Sep-2010 tags: business · alternatives · bandwidth · Oddities
Last year, you might recall that disgruntled Telkom DSL customers in South Africa pit a "11-month-old bird armed with a 4GB memory stick" against their DSL line in a data transfer race, designed to highlight the poor service they were getting. The pigeon won, delivering 4GB of data 60 miles in a little over an hour -- while the DSL line had only completed 4% of the same 4GB transfer. Amusing if not scientific, some folks in the UK are now conducting the same race to make the same point, though this time with a smaller 300MB file:

A race between an old method of using carrier pigeons versus the new modern form of communication through broadband took place in the U.K. on Thursday. The pigeons took first place as they were released from a Yorkshire farm at the same time as a five-minute video upload began. An hour and a quarter later, the pigeons reached their destination in Skegness 70 miles away, while only 24 percent of a 300 MB file had been uploaded. Campaigners say that the stunt was being carried out to help illustrate that broadband in some parts of the U.K. is still "not fit for purpose."

The next step is clearly affixing some kind of rocket technology to the birds.

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Bobcat
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As the old saying goes

"Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes." (Attributed to Dennis Ritchie)

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Re: As the old saying goes

said by Bobcat:

"Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes." (Attributed to Dennis Ritchie)
Back in the early 1990's there was a well known tech support transcript floating around that said something to the effect:

Customer: What is the fastest way to move 1GB of data from San Francisco to San Jose overnight?

Tech: FEDEX
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Re: As the old saying goes

It still holds true for large data transfers. That pigeon could beat my 35/35Mbit FIOS by a wide margin using 32GB MicroSDHC cards. I estimate about 56Mbit by pigeon (75mins 32GB). I bet a pigeon could hold at least 2-3 of those too, they are really tiny.

A station wagon full of 2TB drives could beat any connection known to man.

tmh

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Re: As the old saying goes

said by jriskin:

It still holds true for large data transfers. That pigeon could beat my 35/35Mbit FIOS by a wide margin using 32GB MicroSDHC cards. I estimate about 56Mbit by pigeon (75mins 32GB). I bet a pigeon could hold at least 2-3 of those too, they are really tiny.

Yes, but you'd better be prepared for packet loss and retransmits. RFC 2549 ((IPoAC) may be helpful in this regard.
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said by jriskin:

A station wagon full of 2TB drives could beat any connection known to man.
I just did a quick check and although I couldn't find a speed record more recent than 2007, back then they claimed 25.6Tbps over a single fiber strand. If you divide by 8 bits, that's 3.2TB(ytes)ps. I'll add protocol overhead to make comparisons easy and claim only 2TBps. This means the station wagon is toast. The OP mentioned a 60 mile trek. If the station wagon travels at 60mph, it would take it 60 minutes. 60 minutes contains 3600 seconds meaning it has to carry 3,600 2TB drives to call it a tie.

A 2TB 3.5" disk weighs ~1.6 pounds. We can forget about volume because there's no way the station wagon would be able to haul 5,760 pounds (nearly three tons!) of disks.

This is one strand. Using 10 strands, it becomes difficult for even an eighteen wheeled truck to win. I read that modern fiber optic cables contain up to 1,000 strands.
broccoli

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said by Bobcat:

"Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes." (Attributed to Dennis Ritchie)
Wrong guy. Andrew Tanenbaum wrote that in his classic textbook on computer networking Computer Networks.

The actual quote was
Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes hurtling down the highway.
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Re: As the old saying goes

Its use predates that book by at least a decade:

quote:
Path: utzoo!utcs!pkern
From: pk...@utcs.UUCP (pkern)
Newsgroups: net.lan
Subject: words to live by
Date: Wed, 10-Jul-85 17:30:13 EDT
Organization: University of Toronto - General Purpose UNIX
Lines: 6


       "Never underestimate the bandwidth of a
station wagon full of tapes."


- some wise words from
Dr. Warren Jackson, Director, UTCS



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Re: As the old saying goes

Looks like the first edition of Computer Networks was printed in 1981. Jackson very well could have got the quote from Tanenbaum.
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Re: As the old saying goes

Chances are, someone else said it first in the 1970's.
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LOL

This article actually made my day!

LOL

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Re: LOL

So would the rockets be considered "speedboost?"

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»Carrier Pigeon Faster Than UK Broadband
The next step is clearly affixing some kind of rocket technology to the birds.
Here is the rocket powered carrier pigeon on the drawing board to bring broadband competition to the UK:


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Re: LOL

That bird would have to coo coo to press the start button!
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That is some amazing UK technology.
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Re: LOL

I bet a donkey can carry way more data than a pigeon. So lets put the rocket on the donkey.
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Giving an ISP the bird!

It is always great to see someone giving an ISP the bird because of fowl service!

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Re: Giving an ISP the bird!

said by Mr Matt:

It is always great to see someone giving an ISP the bird because of fowl service!
PUN OVERLOAD !!

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Re: Giving an ISP the bird!

It's not broadband, it's BIRDBAND!

www.birdbandreports.com
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time parameters

Does the time include the time needed to upload the file to the key and attach it to the bird or were the memory sticks preloaded.
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Re: time parameters

also, what is the reliability of this? Dropped packets? Snooping? QoS?

Carrier Pigeon may be useful for large person-to-person single file transfers, but I highly doubt it could be reliable enough for business use. Moreover, what are the costs of food and cleanup? Those should be factored in. Additionally, the smaller the packet (ie email), the less reliable this method becomes.
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Re: time parameters

said by tiger72:

also, what is the reliability of this? Dropped packets? Snooping? QoS?

Carrier Pigeon may be useful for large person-to-person single file transfers, but I highly doubt it could be reliable enough for business use. Moreover, what are the costs of food and cleanup? Those should be factored in. Additionally, the smaller the packet (ie email), the less reliable this method becomes.
Just use RAID6 logic. Split the data to 4 or so flash sticks and give 4 or so birds the data. You can loose 2 birds without data loss.

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Re: time parameters

That's probably acceptable on large files (4-16GB), but what about smaller files? And more importantly for businesses, what about distributing smaller files (10-100mb) to thousands of users?

What do you do with inactive bird-width? And is this bird-width dedicated, or is it shared with the entire community?
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You realize....

said by tiger72:

What do you do with inactive bird-width? And is this bird-width dedicated, or is it shared with the entire community?
You realize this is a legacy system, and this has probably already been addressed. Probably has its own RFCs and other protocols.
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Re: You realize....

As noted by koitsu:

»www.faqs.org/rfcs/rfc1149.html
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One drawback

"The next step is clearly affixing some kind of rocket technology to the birds"
Brilliant idea and by the time the file arrives at the destination it'll come complete with a freshly roasted bird!

Dunno what rocket exhaust will do to the USB key though

NefCanuck

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RFC 1149

Highly applicable: »www.faqs.org/rfcs/rfc1149.html
Luminaris

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I wonder ..

what would happen if they gave the birds some red bull?
Bladerunner37

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Copyrighted content

SO how are the MPAA and RIAA going to monitor this?
Big nets? Shotguns?

ZomgP2P

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Re: Copyrighted content

Same way they target P2P (Pigeon2Person), duh....

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Flawed

For a real test the pidgeon should have to carry 600,000 peices of paper filled with text -- isn't that about 300 MB (depending?)

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Transatlantic?

What about transatlantic crossings? Carrier shark?

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Re: Transatlantic?

said by exocet_cm:

What about transatlantic crossings? Carrier shark?
No. Instead of using RFC1149 (»www.faqs.org/rfcs/rfc1149.html) use RFC2549 (»www.faqs.org/rfcs/rfc2549.html). This involves using a VPN gateway for the transatlantic leg and passing the message to a second pigeon just prior to the gateway (ie: Bird 1 flies to the gateway and passes the message to Bird 2 who traverses the VPN and then goes the rest of the way after exiting at the far end). Think Pony Express or a Relay Race for the hand off.

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Re: Transatlantic?

said by RARPSL:

said by exocet_cm:

What about transatlantic crossings? Carrier shark?
No. Instead of using RFC1149 (»www.faqs.org/rfcs/rfc1149.html) use RFC2549 (»www.faqs.org/rfcs/rfc2549.html). This involves using a VPN gateway for the transatlantic leg and passing the message to a second pigeon just prior to the gateway (ie: Bird 1 flies to the gateway and passes the message to Bird 2 who traverses the VPN and then goes the rest of the way after exiting at the far end). Think Pony Express or a Relay Race for the hand off.
Outstanding!
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Re: Transatlantic?

said by exocet_cm:

said by RARPSL:

said by exocet_cm:

What about transatlantic crossings? Carrier shark?
No. Instead of using RFC1149 (»www.faqs.org/rfcs/rfc1149.html) use RFC2549 (»www.faqs.org/rfcs/rfc2549.html). This involves using a VPN gateway for the transatlantic leg and passing the message to a second pigeon just prior to the gateway (ie: Bird 1 flies to the gateway and passes the message to Bird 2 who traverses the VPN and then goes the rest of the way after exiting at the far end). Think Pony Express or a Relay Race for the hand off.
Outstanding!
The logistics of the 2nd leg is similar to that in pigeon races. You ship the birds to the starting location and then release them to return home. In this case you ship the pigeons to one of the airports and then ship them back with the message (and then release them to do the delivery).

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Good thing it wasn't a NYC pigeon

Might have never made it to its destination.

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Re: Good thing it wasn't a NYC pigeon

true lol

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So that's what network congestion would look like, if you could see it.
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Re: Good thing it wasn't a NYC pigeon

I'd hate to imagine what packet collisions would look like.

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I bet the data drops there are pretty bad

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Re: Good thing it wasn't a NYC pigeon

What about the data dumps???

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cost of service

how much was the pidgin service?

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Old Story

They release this Carrier pigeon story over and over again, simply insert a new ISP
With smaller and lighter hd storage, this is always going to be possible. This is definitely non news.

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Any in US got shitty internet?

Do the same and post results.

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Pigeon or Swallow?

Yes, but what is the air speed of a laden pigeon as opposed to a laden (African or European) swallow?
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Carriers Unmasked

Finally it becomes clear why telephone companies are called "carriers". Little did we know there is this vast network of carrier pigeons operating behind the scenes.

No wonder the price of grain is going up. Imagine how much grain it must take to support Youtube!

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Re: Carriers Unmasked

YouTube HD feels like it is delivered by carrier pigeon!
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Ping Time

Apparently the ping times are too long for useful VOIP service.

If Al Gore implements an information superhighway on this basis, you will have to wash your car twice a day.
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Re: Ping Time

Yep. Carrier Pigeon = High Bandwidth + High Latency. Broadband = lower bandwidth + low latency.

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Re: Ping Time

geeez...and y'all wonder why some folks call 'ya "nerds"...

All these responses to an utterly meaningless article...and I read them too!

...guess that means that I have entirely too much time on my hands...
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Re: Ping Time

In my defense, networking is how I earn a living. But yeah, I'm a nerd. I have a first edition of the Tannenbaum book mentioned earlier too. I LOL'd when I first read that quote years ago. Of course, we didn't know what LOL was then... It stuck with me though.
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Pigeon Packet burst?

So this would be a Pigeon network "packet burst" then right?

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Re: Pigeon Packet burst?

Right. The window size must be quite large to let all those pigeons out at once.

Possible color coding:
White - an ACK pigeon
Black - a NACK pigeon
Gray - a data pigeon

tmh

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said by axiomatic:

So this would be a Pigeon network "packet burst" then right?

Oh darn, I thought that'd be a picture of a pigeon taken out by a shotgun.
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Re: Pigeon Packet burst?

said by tmh :

said by axiomatic:

So this would be a Pigeon network "packet burst" then right?

Oh darn, I thought that'd be a picture of a pigeon taken out by a shotgun.
No that would be packet loss. Making this system no good for Voip Calls.
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PACKET LOSS
Packet Loss

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Pirate pigeons?

so does that mean if a pigeon transfers a 64gb flash key with "arrrrrrgh" pirated material that it's a "pirate pigeon"?

lol

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Re: Pirate pigeons?

Arrrrr maitey.

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Carrier Pigeons

Them pigeons are faster than Charter Cable in Dane County, Wi that's for sure!

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