Since everyone knows that the Super Bowl is an integral part of defending our homeland from terrorism, DHS has once again come to our defense by
seizing unlicensed NFL jerseys.
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Under the law, agencies such as Immigrations and Customs Enforcement and Customs and Border Protection, both part of Homeland Security, are allowed to conduct "border authority" searches of overseas shipments without a search warrant or judicial approval. That's what they did at DHL starting on Wednesday.
Of course, now that they've got the threatening jerseys you won't be getting your money back if you ordered one. Defending the NFL is a national security issue, not defending customers.
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Most of the shirts and other items were ordered online, but customers are probably out of luck if they hope to get their money back.
We're safer now.