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Chatty parrot sells the 'high def high'....
(old news - 06:33PM Wednesday Sep 12 2007)
tags: Video · competition · business · cable · HDTV
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Can you think of a better way to sell high definition television than a talking parrot making cute drug references? Comcast couldn't, and therefore launched their new High Def High website, which pretends to offer you a parrot's advice on the best HD services, but ultimately just directs you to Comcast.

When it's not taking pot shots at competing satellite HD service, the site lets users play three card monte with an octopus, closely inspect a chatty butterfly and even use a frog's tongue to rip satellite dishes from suburban homes.

The new marketing push comes on the heels of Comcast's other successful advertising venture: the Slowskys. That website features two turtles who love DSL, and lets you send belated holiday cards to those you love. We're not quite sure what the folks over at Comcast have been taking, but we'd like some.

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T-Mobile Should Sue Them

The talking parrot was the star of the old Omnipoint Communications commercials. Their parrot even smoked cigars.

Then Omnipoint was acquired by Voicestream Wireless, with a more appealing Jamie Lee Curtis add spokesperson.

Then Voicestream was acquired by T-Mobile, with Catherine Zeta Jones as the spokesperson.

T-Mobile probably inherited the parrot trademark.

The stupid add Spokesparrot has been done before.

Next thing the Geico Gecko will be selling HD for Cablevision.
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Re: T-Mobile Should Sue Them

Isn't that Parrot also a trademark of Viewsonic?
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Re: T-Mobile Should Sue Them

Actually, I believe it is three parrots. It looks
generic enough that Comcast might avoid getting sued
over it, but then IANAL.
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said by KA3SGM See Profile :

Next thing the Geico Gecko will be selling HD for Cablevision.
Naw, it will be "HD is so easy, a caveman can do it!"
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TransitMan See Profile] "Naw, it will be "HD is so easy, a caveman can do it!"
NAW, ABC already bought that one for a TV show this fall.
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I thought the Parrot was owned by Johnny Depp?

I will say I like the Geice Gekko better than the stupid Caveman commercials.
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said by supergirl See Profile :

I thought the Parrot was owned by Johnny Depp?

I will say I like the Geice Gekko better than the stupid Caveman commercials.
Wasn't Jimmy Buffett the original Margaritaville Parrot Head???

Maybe T-Mobile is SOL after all.
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Web site designed by Cheech & Chong

LOL. Looks like whoever designed this web site partook of the same types of self-medication that were portrayed in the Cheech & Chong movies. »en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheech_and_Chong


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or they just smoked some weed

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or they just smoked some weed
Or some "magic dust"
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Re: Web site designed by Cheech & Chong

Thats great!
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Re: Web site designed by Cheech & Chong

no ! thats Comcastic !

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"HD"

Comcast HD can be best described as this;

Ever try to fit a loaf of bread in a can of sardines? It's possible, just compress the hell out of it.

While you get the loaf of bread, it's a bit smashed.
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Re: "HD"

said by Mike See Profile :

Comcast HD can be best described as this;

Ever try to fit a loaf of bread in a can of sardines? It's possible, just compress the hell out of it.

While you get the loaf of bread, it's a bit smashed.
Nowhere near as compressed as the Dish's.
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err, i hate to defend comcast but as far as i know they don't do any rate shaping of HD channels.

a channel scan with a QAM tuner pretty much confirms this.
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Comcast wants "Brain-Dead Customers", pun intended...

Smart move, considering that "Alex" the world's apparently smartest parrot died just recently..
»www.npr.org/templates/story/stor···14293868

So, which is to say, Comcast wants brain-dead customers who can't think for themselves...

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Re: Comcast wants "Brain-Dead Customers", pun intended...

said by tmc8080 See Profile :

Smart move, considering that "Alex" the world's apparently smartest parrot died just recently..
»www.npr.org/templates/story/stor···14293868

So, which is to say, Comcast wants brain-dead customers who can't think for themselves...
Which provider doesnt?

Honestly Comcast HD is pretty decent. They have a great selection of channels. My Cox HD is a JOKE. We just got On Demand not even 10 days ago.

Cox HD = 12 HD channels, about half of which are local channels which aren't even HD. SD + 2 black bars = HD???

Cox PPV is also crap. 13 PPV channels. Right now they have on the movie "Shooter," "Hot Fuzz," Howard Stern & 6 channels of porn for $30/hour.
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Re: Comcast wants "Brain-Dead Customers", pun intended...

Ok versus 14 channels of HD on comcast and ohhhh all but 9 are not in the package we get for $100 a month. YAY HD.
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Wow.

Talk about catering to everyones needs.

I guess they figure most of their customers are high anyway, eh?

Whats next Comcast? A sponsorship with Budweiser on a NASCAR racecar? I mean, you know, it would be a logical choice since many of us sit around drinking beer when we watch the race.

NOT!

The only thing scarier is they probably paid some consultant a bunch of money to come up with this.

Way to go, dogbert!

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Re: Wow.

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DSLR people just can't seem to lighten up.

Between criticising all the conservatives, big business, the patent system and anything else that seems to be a "cause", you guys just can't give anyone or anything a break.

What a bunch of sourpusses. No wonder the yellow journalism of DSLR plays so well with you people. Being manipulated by your god and not even knowing it!

Loosen up and laugh sometimes. Doesn't the sheer silliness of things ever make you guys smile?

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Re: Wow.

It's not even silly. It's just stupid. Laugh at something funny but........ OH! Maybe I should laugh at the stupidness of the site?
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Watch it goober... I said basically the same thing today in this thread and the MODS outright deleted my messages... I suppose the don't like being called on this very issue. Of course, I said it a little more forward than you are.
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Re: Wow.

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Watch it goober... I said basically the same thing today in this thread and the MODS outright deleted my messages... I suppose the don't like being called on this very issue. Of course, I said it a little more forward than you are.
Don't bust on the news forum mods, they put more effort into this thread every day than most people do in a year.

Criticism, is usually OK, direct insults or flaming will get your posts deleted.

This is not 'public anarchy'. This is a MODERATED FORUM, as is the rest of BBR.

I have had some of my BBR posts deleted elsewhere too. I was pissed, but I got over it.

Mods always have the right to keep or delete what they want, you agreed to that when you signed up for a BBR account.

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said by Goober See Profile :

Between criticising all the conservatives, big business, the patent system
Spoken by someone who is part of all 3, apparently. Who's the sourpuss, exactly? Hey, they deserve it. They've earned every bit of it.
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Re: Wow.

said by KrK See Profile :

said by Goober See Profile :

Between criticising all the conservatives, big business, the patent system
Spoken by someone who is part of all 3, apparently. Who's the sourpuss, exactly? Hey, they deserve it. They've earned every bit of it.
Just saying that most people here are always so serious about everything. Anything that is in the least bit pro government or slightly conservative is taken as a personal affront.

It's like no one or anything is any good unless the DSLR gods sanction it. That in itself makes me laugh.

Attack me personally all you want, but the truth is pretty self evident.

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said by Goober See Profile :

Anything that is in the least bit pro government or slightly conservative is taken as a personal affront.
LOL Uh, damn, sometimes I wonder if we're even on the same site. I guess it's not the same to everyone.

I just notice you defending these causes and criticizing BBR's "slant"... makes me think they are hitting too close for comfort...
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Re: Wow.

Not actually.

I couldn't care less about this site really. They could terminate my account and ban my IP/domain, whatever and it wouldn't make the least bit of difference to me. This place has no bearing on my life in the least bit.

That being said, I like coming here and kind of laughing at the people who are so offended at others earning more money than what they think is right, feeling like the big bad government is after poor little them, interpreting the law in all sorts of bizarre ways and then being offended when they're told they're wrong, etc.

It's funny. Almost like an inside joke that no one else other than a few gets.

So maybe, I guess, I would miss coming here to laugh at the silly me-too types that run amok here.

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High Def?

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High Def? Where? Not this POS page!
If this is a High Def site, why isn't it *IN* High Def?

If this gets you "high", then I must have Heroin! BD baby!
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Someone Slipped LSD In Comcast's Drink

This has to be one of the most stupid websites I've seen
The Omnipoint parrot is the worst. I kinda liked the slowsky's ads for while but WTF with the new site?

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The Comcast Slowskys

Right now Comcast has their own Slowskys . . . Salisbury, Maryland and the surrounding area, including Parsonsburg. It seems there is a MAJOR issue affecting MANY customers with peak hour speed problems.

This is a nightly occurrence.
Anticipated time to resolve . . . "several weeks".



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...sorry, but I had to. Any who, I'm looking forward to switching to FIOS. Cheers

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I win!

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Anticipated time to resolve . . . "several weeks".
That's how long it takes to warn & remove the heaviest users.
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Re: The Comcast Slowskys

and throttle more bit-torrent connections.

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Three card monte

Fitting for a company that rips people off.

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Those truck

The drivers of the comcast trucks drive like they are high. No one can accelerate or park right when they have that crappy C-Logo on the side of that miserable white laddered truck.
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said by NJxxxJon See Profile :

The drivers of the comcast trucks drive like they are high. No one can accelerate or park right when they have that crappy C-Logo on the side of that miserable white laddered truck.
I work by WOW and Comcast dispatches where all the drivers meet in the morning. In the winter they all pile in the biggest vehic with heat and "get high" in a parking lot, no shit! I understood a lot more about the install horror stories the first time I seen it.

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Sound Blaster Parrot!

Hey that reminds me of the parrot that Sound Blaster cards come with back in the day.

Scroll down 3/4 through the page:
»www.atarimagazines.com/compute/i···CARD.php
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What is Comcast?

The name seems to ring a bell.. sort of..

Was that a Mickey Mouse outfit that sold overpriced poor quality, off-for-weeks, 150 terasecond-latency obsolete technology internet access up to, like, 2002?


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Seems to me that Parrot looks an aweful lot like the...

Seems to me that Parrot looks an aweful lot like the Polaroid Parrot. Could also perhaps be an infringment on Disney. I'll keep my DirecTV, besides Comcast got run outta town on a rail for defrauding Dallas of its franchise fees. Not only were they ripping of the consumers at home they were caught ripping off the city. Thieves are not to be trusted.

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Re: Seems to me that Parrot looks an aweful lot like the...

said by PamelaTS See Profile :

Seems to me that Parrot looks an aweful lot like the Polaroid Parrot. Could also perhaps be an infringment on Disney. I'll keep my DirecTV, besides Comcast got run outta town on a rail for defrauding Dallas of its franchise fees. Not only were they ripping of the consumers at home they were caught ripping off the city. Thieves are not to be trusted.
If he wasn't nailed to his perch, he'd be pushing up the daises.

He's an EX-PARROT

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Re: Seems to me that Parrot looks an aweful lot like the...

said by KA3SGM See Profile :

If he wasn't nailed to his perch, he'd be pushing up the daises.

He's an EX-PARROT

Quote: Monty Python
He's just restin'.

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C'mon, folks. Lighten up. There must be something else out there for you to vent your unbridled rage upon.

...like kittens. Now they really piss me off! Being all cute and cuddly and the like. HOW DARE THEY BE ALL CUTE AND CUDDLY??? DON'T THEY KNOW OF MY BOUNDLESS RAGE???

People, it's Thursday. Take a pill. I think the parrot's just pining for the Fjords, myself.
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