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join:2003-03-11 Louisville, KY | The internet is not something you just dump something on... its not a big truck..
ITS A SERIES OF TUBES!
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1 edit | Re: The internet is not something you just dump something on... said by Karl Bode :I have total faith in Ted. Wow, he a just mumbling and mumbling, very clueless. | |
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| Re: The internet is not something you just dump something on... said by jinjimbob :said by Karl Bode :I have total faith in Ted. Wow, he a just mumbling and mumbling, very clueless. About time he returns to the Nursing home where he came from,  -- Visit-fromisrael2lebanon.info/
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join:2002-10-02 PwnZone | lol @ the nubs that elected this jobturkey | |
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join:2000-10-14 Peabody, MA | wow...he has absolutely no idea what he's talking about. just another example of our legislators, who know nothing about technology, trying to create laws for it. maybe they should be focusing on net neutrality... | |
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| Re: The internet is not something you just dump something on... said by masterpjz9 :wow...he has absolutely no idea what he's talking about. just another example of our legislators, who know nothing Not only that, in addition to a severe case of clue-itis, he has no idea, that he does not know how to talk about, that which he does not understand.
Sounds as if his vocal tubes are clogged up, actually he started giving this oration on a Monday. However, his speech did not partially unclog from his mouth til Friday, as witnessed by this video.  -- Its the Democrats fault. In fact it is the Speaker of House Polosi fault. Everything is the Democrats fault. Everything. Just like Everything was the Republicans Fault when they were in power. | |
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| Re: The internet is not something you just dump something on... said by Sly :The way he talks reminds me of how some people did some of their reports in highschool... You know they didn't read the assignment and they were totally clueless as to the subject but they had to speak for 5 minutes anyway so they just BS their way through it and hope that the people buy it while all the time they are thinking, shesh... what a dumbass. Thats exactly what I was thinking. He read the bullet points, provided to him by the telcos, and tried to find a way to get them all in, without the hint of a clue what they meant. -- AMD X2 4800+ @2700Mhz/ MSI K8N Neo 4 Platinum SLI/ 4x 1024Mb Corsair XMS PC4000/ WD 74Gb Raptor/ PNY 7800GTs SLI/ Antec 550 True Control/Custom water cooler | |
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| The interweb thing is FULL. You know, with all that traffic, it's full now. Ted Stevens couldn't get his internet because all the bad people were using bittorrent.
Oh Nooooses!
Ted Stevens is a dumbass. -- Stick it to the MAN. Support your local torrent sites. Proudly providing 100mb of upstream for all your TV, Movie, and MP3 needs. | |
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| said by zipjay :its not a big truck.. ITS A SERIES OF TUBES! im sure hes gonna know everything about the USF just like he knew alot about net nutrality "Ya see, the, the, uuhh, Internet is a series of tubes like a patient in an, uhhh, hospital on, uhh, life support. Ya, and it needs help. More tubes to be exact like one of those, uhh, bypasses. We just need to, uhh, replace the old tubes with some new tubes and add more tubes like the, uhh, bank does for those outside teller thingies. More tubes, more service. My new fund would allow, uhh, all those tubes to be, uhh, created to bring those tubes to all homes."
14 Congressmen died during his 2 1/2 lecture, Nancy Pelosi fell asleep, and news crews counted "tubes."  | |
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join:2006-01-18 Chicago, IL | Air head Ted up to his old tricks | |
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1 edit | Re: Does he know what he is doing? said by Dude :Makes you wonder why we vote people in sometimes or why we we even vote Anyway it would be nice is the FCC would follow up and actually see where the money goes.. Why must we tax and nickel and dime everything to death? I wouldn't worry too much. The Dems now control the Senate and they no longer care what Stevens wants. And they have their own agenda to pursue and this bill would be way down the list. I am sure, EVENTUALLY, a new internet bill will be introduced that may have a USF component, but it won't be Stevens bill.
I'd like to see the whole USF killed off entirely, but if there is one, then cable and VOIP firms should share the burden. -- -- My BLOG My Web Page | |
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join:2000-04-26 Chicago, IL | Re: Does he know what he is doing? It's not the Democrats. NO ONE cares about what Ted wants. Except his sugar daddies. | |
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| Re: Does he know what he is doing? said by kapil :It's not the Democrats. NO ONE cares about what Ted wants. Except his sugar daddies. Ted Stevens being Ted Stevens, somehow and some way, this bill is about bringing huge amounts of money into Alaska and the rest of the country will get either squat or bupkis.
Of course, the rest of the country will have a choice in the matter. We will get to choose either squat or bupkis. | |
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| What was he talking about? I'm lost in all of his and and and talk. And what was he talking about. "One of my staff sent me an internet the other day and I just got it today". Not quite sure what he was trying to say. Was he talking about email? If that's the case his problem is spam. Should be against the law for them to try to even think up,write or even talk about something they don't have a clue about. | |
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| said by Dude :Anyway it would be nice if the FCC would follow up and actually see where the money goes.. They are now, thank to those who abused the system (i.e., Atlanta School System). We now get audited on every single application, which slows down an already convoluted and nearly incomprehensible process.
The bad thing is that the people doing the auditing are as clueless about the technology as Ted is. Nothing like having to answer the same questions fourteen times before they finally understand the answer.
Gee, thanks, Atlanta.  -- We were taking a vote when the ground came up and hit us. | |
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3 edits | Bought and Paid for by big telecom "Universal Service for Americans Act"
A far right republican, naming money for his captors like it was a far-left social benefit.
The people who vote for this guy should be ashamed.
He doesn't know what the internet is, how it works, or its uses. Just where to deliver the $$ | |
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| Re: Bought and Paid for by big telecom "He is currently the chairman of the United States Senate Committee on Commerce, Science and Transportation, a role in which he has considerable influence on matters of national policy in the area of interstate commerce, including regulation of interstate telephone carriers."
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3 edits | Re: Bought and Paid for by big telecom said by dslextreme :"He is currently the chairman of the United States Senate Committee on Commerce, Science and Transportation, a role in which he has considerable influence on matters of national policy in the area of interstate commerce, including regulation of interstate telephone carriers." » en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ted_Stevens The article is inaccurate as of noon Jan 4 when the Dems took over the Senate. He is no longer the Chairman. He is the Ranking Minority member.
The new chairman is 82 yr old Sen. Daniel Inouye (D-Hawaii). But he is as bad as Stevens as he leads the pols that win the PORK award every year in the Congress along with Stevens. »www.cagw.org/site/PageServer?pag···6Oinkers
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 raye Premium join:2000-08-14 Orange, CA | Will someone please send Ted some fiber His tubes are clogged. | |
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  mrchris We don't miss you Bush Premium join:2002-10-01 North Babylon, NY | Bah Why should we listen to this old fart who hardly knows anything when we really should have someone who grew up around this stuff in his place? | |
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join:2002-04-05 Jamaica, NY | usf Only benifits special interests such as Alaska and Hawaii. How about real Broadband? USF is nothing except self serving delusion. | |
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| Ted Stevens AKA Grandpa Simpson sez Whenever I'm confused, I just check my underwear. It holds the answer to all the important questions.
Senator Simpson from Alaska has been checking his skivvies quite frequently, particularly as it relates to the Internets and all the confusing tubes.
Why is Stevens still roaming freely and still has a job in the U.S. Senate? He should be in a nursing home under 365x24x7 supervision and heavily thorazined. -- The Toll
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join:2002-01-03 Schererville, IN | Lost election? I thought he lost the election, why is he still doing damage to this country? | |
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  Dominokat "Hi" Premium join:2002-08-06 Boothbay, ME clubs: | Bridge to no where He wants to use this (cough) "tax" to put street lights on his bridge to no where.
He is useless and stupid. -- Stop the World!!! I want to get on. | |
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  pnh102 Reptiles Are Cuddly And Pretty Premium join:2002-05-02 Mount Airy, MD | Do the USA a Favor, Ted... Resign now!
Set an example for any other senator who's been in for at least 12 years... do the country a favor and bring in some new blood! -- Only SHATNER is Kirk. | |
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  dvd536 as Mr. Pink as they come Premium join:2001-04-27 Phoenix, AZ | boring title here Just an example why we kicked the republicans to the curb, Demos control house and senate. USF needs to go the way of the FCC fee[tax] -- You can never be too rich, too thin or have too much Bandwidth | |
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join:2006-04-14 Carlsbad, NM
| Stupider is as stupider does. His constituency is probably alot dumber than he is on worldly matters.
One who has no idea what the Internet is or does should not be allowed to serve in the federal government and the clueless sheep in this country who are just as clueless should not be allowed to vote! | |
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| They call this government inefficiency Funny how they will call this bill "the poster child for government inefficiency, fraud, and waste" but yet when some communist pinko democrat tries to shove a shitty communist health care program or some bloated federal school spending program its like some kind of utopia that will be more efficient than what the private sector will do? Why is it that when communist democrats offer something that will grow government the morons on here think it will be great and efficient and for the people, but if a Republican offers the same thing it is to be despised and considered to be fraud and inefficient? Government is evil, and so are communist liberals. The only good communist is a dead one! | |
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join:2003-01-26 Gaithersburg, MD | Re: They call this government inefficiency "communist democrats"
Is this like a liberal facist?  | |
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