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 | Warez_ZealotRural land of the rising sun
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Hamilton, ON | Re: Oh No! said by doubleak:Won't somebody PLEASE think of the children!! lol, I can see all the adult themed games some developers could make w/ the wiimote.
2 off the top of my head would be a masturbation game where you need to practice your stamina and the second would involve a finger and an orifice. hahaha
Now that would make stupid parents go crazy.
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Spring Valley, CA | Re: Oh No! said by Warez_Zealot:said by doubleak:Won't somebody PLEASE think of the children!! lol, I can see all the adult themed games some developers could make w/ the wiimote. 2 off the top of my head would be a masturbation game where you need to practice your stamina and the second would involve a finger and an orifice. hahaha Now that would make stupid parents go crazy. you aren't very bright are you... hmmm, let's see when you have a child, hopefully a daughter and someone starts to tantalize her with the sexual goodies the net or real life has to offer because porn is being pushed across something you thought was 'unpornable' and then we will see who calls you a stupid parent... i can only assume that right now you aren't a stupid parent, but just stupid... | |
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Porter Ranch, CA | Re: Oh No! said by Asmodeus:said by Warez_Zealot:said by doubleak:Won't somebody PLEASE think of the children!! lol, I can see all the adult themed games some developers could make w/ the wiimote. 2 off the top of my head would be a masturbation game where you need to practice your stamina and the second would involve a finger and an orifice. hahaha Now that would make stupid parents go crazy. you aren't very bright are you... hmmm, let's see when you have a child, hopefully a daughter and someone starts to tantalize her with the sexual goodies the net or real life has to offer because porn is being pushed across something you thought was 'unpornable' and then we will see who calls you a stupid parent... i can only assume that right now you aren't a stupid parent, but just stupid... Lighten up buddy. You think any parent wants their children viewing porn? Of course not. Who cares if porn sites or any other type of site you deem bad is available. Use the built in controls to prevent your children from viewing them. | |
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League City, TX | Re: Oh No! said by jafoman:Lighten up buddy. You think any parent wants their children viewing porn? Of course not. Who cares if porn sites or any other type of site you deem bad is available. Use the built in controls to prevent your children from viewing them. But wait that would be the smart thing to do if they were really into protecting their children. Why do they bother to pretend to care when they know absolutely nothing about a product they buy.
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| | | |  KrKHeavy Artillery For The Little GuyPremium
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| said by jafoman:Use the built in controls to prevent your children from viewing them. ... but then how can the "outraged parents" file their deep-pockets lawsuits and try and win extort money from others for their own lack of responsibility? (The new American Dream)
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Saint Clair Shores, MI | said by Asmodeus:said by Warez_Zealot:said by doubleak:Won't somebody PLEASE think of the children!! lol, I can see all the adult themed games some developers could make w/ the wiimote. 2 off the top of my head would be a masturbation game where you need to practice your stamina and the second would involve a finger and an orifice. hahaha Now that would make stupid parents go crazy. you aren't very bright are you... hmmm, let's see when you have a child, hopefully a daughter and someone starts to tantalize her with the sexual goodies the net or real life has to offer because porn is being pushed across something you thought was 'unpornable' and then we will see who calls you a stupid parent... i can only assume that right now you aren't a stupid parent, but just stupid... And you call him stupid? Where did Nintendo state that porn could not be accessed on the Wii? It's only a portal. What's stupid is when people like you wear rose colored glasses thinking that the world wide web is a safe place and like to point the finger at the box for "corrupting" your kids. As much of a joke that WZ tried to make, it's more of strong possibility you will see something like what he said on ANY gaming system. Stupid, no. Realistic. | |
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| What an idiot. There is no mysterious 'they' or 'them' lurking behind the TV screen somewhere, just waiting for your daughter to start playing Wii Sports and then, *poof* porn and candy to, quote "tantalize her."
If your daughter is looking for porn using the Wii it's because she went ACTIVELY looking for it. She learned about it from somewhere (that means you have poor control over the influences in your child's life) and she used the Wii without parental controls, or unlocked them (meaning that you are either an idiot for not using the parental features or your child is smarter than you and does not respect you). Regardless, your arguments are spurious and a clear indicator that you lack basic reasoning and critical thinking skills. But this is a free country so feel free to continue pounding on the keyboard with knee-jerk reactions to light-hearted comments. | |
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| | | |  PolarBear03The bear formerly known as aaron8301Premium
join:2005-01-03 | Re: you aren't very bright are you... An anonymous post I actually agree with fully. Wow. | |
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| | | |  thender2Glamour ProfessionPremium
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Staten Island, NY | said by reciprocity :
What an idiot. There is no mysterious 'they' or 'them' lurking behind the TV screen somewhere, just waiting for your daughter to start playing Wii Sports and then, *poof* porn and candy to, quote "tantalize her."
If your daughter is looking for porn using the Wii it's because she went ACTIVELY looking for it. She learned about it from somewhere (that means you have poor control over the influences in your child's life) and she used the Wii without parental controls, or unlocked them (meaning that you are either an idiot for not using the parental features or your child is smarter than you and does not respect you). Regardless, your arguments are spurious and a clear indicator that you lack basic reasoning and critical thinking skills. But this is a free country so feel free to continue pounding on the keyboard with knee-jerk reactions to light-hearted comments.
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| | | | said by Warez_Zealot:said by doubleak:Won't somebody PLEASE think of the children!! lol, I can see all the adult themed games some developers could make w/ the wiimote. 2 off the top of my head would be a masturbation game where you need to practice your stamina and the second would involve a finger and an orifice. hahaha Now that would make stupid parents go crazy. Boong-Ga Boong-Ga
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|  N3OGHYo Soy Col. "Bat" GuanoPremium
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kudos:1 | Local news is just so sleazy any more.
They run scary news teases just to get you to watch at "11". | |
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| | | | Re: Oh No! said by N3OGH:Local news is just so sleazy any more. They run scary news teases just to get you to watch at "11". "I'm not wearing any pants, film at 11."
(I won't even mention the popcorn)
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Brooklyn, NY | said by doubleak:Won't somebody PLEASE think of the children!! WTF?
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| Re: Oh No! said by N10Cities:said by kamm:said by doubleak:Won't somebody PLEASE think of the children!! WTF? I think the poster was being sarcastic... Um.. What rock do you all live under?
It's a very popular reference to The Simpsons....Geez
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| |  jhboricuaExMod 2000-01
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Minneapolis, MN | said by kamm:said by doubleak:Won't somebody PLEASE think of the children!! WTF? Never watched the Simspsons, eh? | |
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kudos:1 | Reverend Lovejoy's wife from "The Simpson's"
It's pure sarcasm.... | |
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Madison, AL | Re: Oh No! What's funny is that could very easily be attributed to most Congressmen and it would be equally believable. | |
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Midlothian, VA | Re: Oh No! Classic Clinton line from the 90s. Look at Madam Speaker with her acceptance speech last week; final words: "For all of America's children, the House will be in order."
Always politicians use it as if the other side somehow is against the children. Just like you can't say anything against the teachers' union because it's an attack on education or you can't say anything against further lowering blood alcohol limits because you're for drunk driving.
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Springfield, IL | Personally, I love this quote "For Laurn Schroeder, protecting her first grade girls is a priority. "[They're] innocent, and we want to try and keep them that way," she said.""
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Sedro Woolley, WA | said by doubleak:Won't somebody PLEASE think of the children!! I'm so tired of hearing people use this excuse (except in the Simpsons, of course).
In my last house there was a homeowner's association (yuk!!) and I was trying to get the rules changed so you could park a motorhome in the driveway for a couple of days a month to make it easier to get ready for a long trip. One of the neighborhood moms stood up and said, "What about the children? They may get hurt playing around a motorhome." I told to her to sit down and shut-up if she didn't have anything useful to add...but my recommendation was voted down by all the angry moms trying to protect their brats. | |
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| | | | Re: Oh No! I told to her to sit down and shut-up if she didn't have anything useful to add...but my recommendation was voted down by all the angry moms trying to protect their bratsPlease never vote and don't breed. | |
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Sedro Woolley, WA | Re: Oh No! said by tballx:Please never vote and don't breed.
I will do as I please. | |
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| | |  sivranBack to Opera againPremium
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kudos:1 | That was sarcasm, right? Or did you really think he said it in those words? | |
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join:2005-01-03 | Re: Oh No! said by operagost:So you think it's reasonable that someone should allow their kids to play around someone else's motorhome in someone else's driveway?
Hell no; keep your brats in your own yard away from my $100,000+ piece of equipment. I don't want my MOTORHOME getting hurt!
said by operagost:It's obvious she was just using "the children" as an excuse to get the recommendation voted down because she didn't want to see a big motorhome in someone's driveway for three days in a year.
That's EXACTLY what I got from shimonmor 's post.
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| KD4CVR
join:2000-09-21
Gainesville, GA | I would not loose any sleep over it YET! You have to be able to buy one first, and most of the retailers can seem to get them in stock! »www.ps3seeker.com/wii/ | |
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|  GeorgeCrFunny it worked last timePremium
join:2003-07-18
Sheffield,UK | said by doubleak:Won't somebody PLEASE think of the children!! Telephones are compatible with phone sex lines and they don't have parental controls! | |
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| | PolarBear03The bear formerly known as aaron8301Premium
join:2005-01-03 | Re: Oh No! After all, He's Mr. Conductor; he KNOWS what he's talking about! | |
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let's face it: morons will be morons. they inhabit every corner of this country, not just rural areas and new york city. | |
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kudos:6 | Wii truly is amazing It really can do everything... imagine what kind of new fun the remote can bring to your home ! | |
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| | Why am I not surprised Why am I not surprised by this.
Lot of parents have trouble figuring out where the off/on button is let alone how to plug the thing in.
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 Boomer86never say roadkillPremium
join:2002-10-18
Walden, NY | this just in... Wii console sales on fire again, just a couple of weeks after the holidays; film at eleven!!
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Ottawa, IL | Lazy Quit being so damn lazy and just set the parental controls their problem solved. | |
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Greenville, PA | Nintendo Porn Can't wait for the Mario,Bowser and Princess three-way. 
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Gurnee, IL | Interesting. I'm willing to bet $200 that within the next year many of these porno sites tailored for the Wii Opera browser will be able to control the vibration on the Wii-Remote. Then all the ladies out there can purchase some sort of official nintendo silicon sleeve that fits over the remote. To uh.. Yeah.
As for the original topic, these are probally the same people that said pedophiles can molest your kid using the DS. | |
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| | Heh These are the same parents that have their kids names and favorite sports on the back window of their SUV. | |
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join:2001-11-28
Ohio
kudos:1 | Nintendo bashing It seems that there is always Nintendo bashing. First the wii remote will destroy your TV, guaranteed. Now it will suck your kid into porn ala Poltergeist. There are parental controls, and you have to enter in your password before you search, but after that it is open game. Keep in mind this is the trial version, I would assume that the final version would have some type of content control.
Now you have to question when your son tells you he is playing with his Wii of which one? | |
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| TigerLordResident pentaxianPremium,Mod
join:2002-06-09
Montreal
kudos:6 | Re: Nintendo bashing Well yes, now saying "I'm playing with my Wii" is brought into a whole other perspective... | |
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| | Next up: Bleatings regarding Child Porn and Wii. You just know they are coming(so to speak...).
I have a relative(by marriage) who has raised her son with game consoles. So she can continue her self-actualizing existence, the kid has gotten one of every game console known to man, and she regularly drops off the newest titles on his bed.
Cheaper than a babysitter, easier than actually taking a parental role in the child's life. No matter that the kid evinces issues at every turn. No life compromises for that woman. The kid just stares blankly into a TV screen and occasionally drools a bit. Sometimes, he dreams of a career possibility: professional skateboarder.
Sheesh.
Perhaps if parents took a more active role in a child's life, and stopped treating technology as a way to divest themselves from their bothersome little buggers, none of this would be an issue? Ya' think?
Oh, as for that Texas News Station: You lazy, demogoguing bastards. You have the journalistic IQ of an ice cube. | |
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| | | Re: Next up: I have one of these too!! The kid plays with his DS ALL FUCKING DAY LONG!!!! Surprisingly, he can respond quickly to question directed his way while playing. Although I can't see her buying her child a console. That would mean he couldn't take it with him EVERYWHERE THEY GO! Geeez..... | |
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join:2002-02-28
Andover, MA | Porn is only the beginning Just thank God they haven't been exposed to 1337 speak.
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join:2005-11-26
Rosendale, NY | Re: Porn is only the beginning OMGF, IMNSHO if they can't speak 1337, they are going to be SOL, so they better learn it ASAP, or they will continue to be USCWAP!
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Tulsa, OK | parents upset about porn... ....while their kids simulate cutting off heads and limbs by using the wiimote as a sword.
I think kids need to see more twats and boobies.
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| Stupid This was from a TV station local to me. I cringed when I saw the promo talking about this segment the other day. The truth is, if you are a parent who is willing to provide broadband access to your child, it's your job to monitor your child's usage, on the computer, on the Wii, on the PS3, or any other connected device for that matter. Chalk this story up to lack of useful local news that day. | |
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|  Doctor FourMy other vehicle is a TARDISPremium
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Dallas, TX | Re: Stupid That's WFAA for you, going for the sensationalism
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join:2005-10-17 | atari oh noes! ... when did news agencies stop fact checking... when emotions run high b4 the whole story... need some good old fashion nes action along with old fashion fact checking news | |
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| | Think about PARENTAL CONTROL!! The Wii has parental controls, people. If you don't want your kid playing inappropriate games or viewing porn online, than set parental controls. 
Sure, the way the Wii is used may look like you need to jerk-off with the Wiimote to do something on a game, and when parents think their kids are becoming sexually active playing their new Wii, but truth be told, a parent has more influence in a kid's life! It's just that many of todays parents smoke crack, don't supervise their kids, and don't set a good influence, pretty soon, before we all know it, today's kids do the same thing! Sure, the media may have a lot to do with it, but the parent can stop the kid. Don't let your kid be exposed to every single pop-star whore, or rappers that make kids think that drugs are cool.
Take these steps, people, especially parents:
DON'T try to get new video game laws going, because it deprives other people of their rights! It's a free country. Just because one person's pissy doesn't mean they have to make a stupid new law. I think America could learn a lot from me .
DON'T always blame the media for the way your kid acts. You have more influence.
DON'T blame the way the Wii works! Besides, why would Nintendo let a porn game or any game that stimulates sexual activity on to their system? They're as sex-savvy as a clergy member! Keep in mind that the ones who ARE putting the porn games on are the X-box 360 and the PS3
DO realize that the internet is like an infinite encyclopedia. Anything can be found online. And of course the internet has porn! Don't be stupid, parents!
DO keep a good influence one your kid's life, or the next generation will be filled with even more crack whores and high school wastoids than ever before. Would you want that?
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