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Company suspends door to door promotions in Delaware
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Verizon has suspended door to door sales operations across Delaware after an outsourced sales representative was caught masturbating behind the bushes of one woman's home while she worked in the garden. The salesman was charged with two counts of "lewdness, resisting arrest and criminal trespassing," and Verizon has shut down door to door sales in the state until they can finish investigating the incident. "We have zero tolerance for violations of the law and hold our vendor responsible for the actions of its employees," says a company spokesperson.

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Dogfather
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Nice

Almost as good as the murderers »Comcast Contractor Held For Double Murder and bombers »Botched Comcast Install Blows Up House contracting for Comcast.

gate1975mlm
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Re: Nice

I wonder if the chick was hot?

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Re: Nice

said by gate1975mlm See Profile :

I wonder if the chick was hot?
TTIWWP

(This thread is worthless without pics)
(Of the chick mind you)

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he was just explaining to her how data passes through the "tubes"

Dogfather
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Re: Nice

"Now this is PowerBoost"

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Can you hear me now?!?! UNNGGGGHHH AHHHHH!!!!

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Re: Nice

ROFL

Me Not You

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True QUAM!

Jack Goff

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Re: Nice

Obviously he's not much of a salesman!

tc1uscg

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said by Dogfather See Profile :

Almost as good as the murderers »Comcast Contractor Held For Double Murder and bombers »Botched Comcast Install Blows Up House contracting for Comcast.
Geee, did he wear dark rim glassess and looked like a dork? And mumbling.. can you "feel me now?"

baineschile
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Re: Nice

So THATS where fiber optic comes from...no pun intended

Dogfather
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Re: Nice

said by Verizon Perv :
OH baby, junk fees, oh yeah, regulatory recovery fees, OHHH, ohhhh, you didn't use enough long distances fees, OHHHHHHH OHHHHHH EARLY TERMINATION FEE OHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

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Re: Nice

I guess he wasn't behind a firewall.

floepie

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I don't get it. I don't even see the pun.

tc1uscg

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Re: Nice

said by floepie See Profile :

I don't get it. I don't even see the pun.
Your kidding, right?
ChoZ3nWon

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wait until they release the

new improved sexual harassing model.

pennstatejim

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Re: wait until they release the

Oh, she was probably teasing the hell out of him!! Gardening in a bikini, or flashing a little butt crack at him!!

I wonder if his network behind him gave him away...

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said by pennstatejim See Profile :

I wonder if his network behind him gave him away...
I hope that little kid wasn't watching this installation.
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FusorFodder

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Hmm, Verizon or Comcast?

So, would you rather have a Comcast tech falling asleep in your home, or a Verizon rep fapping in the bushes? THIS is what people should base their broadband selection on.

Dogfather
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Re: Hmm, Verizon or Comcast?

I'll take a sleeping tech over the jerk off guy but I'll take the jerk off guy over Comcast's double murderer or house bomber.

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Re: Hmm, Verizon or Comcast?

This thread needs more Verizon apologists. Please continue.

Dogfather
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Re: Hmm, Verizon or Comcast?

As opposed to the regular cable kissasses?

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said by Cabal See Profile :

This thread needs more Verizon apologists. Please continue.
Uh, which would you rather have?

Someone jerking off in your bushes, or some moron who kills people or bombs houses? It has nothing to do with being an apologist. Its just the lesser of 3 evils.
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quote:
I'll take the jerk off guy

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Re: Hmm, Verizon or Comcast?

said by maxpower See Profile :

quote:
I'll take the jerk off guy
Over a murderer and a guy who'll blow up my house...sure. If you'd rather have the jerk off guy over a murderer that's your prerogative.

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said by Dogfather See Profile :

I'll take a sleeping tech over the jerk off guy but I'll take the jerk off guy over Comcast's double murderer or house bomber.
How about a guy who jerks off, murders the lady and then blows the house up while doing the install for the dead lady, whose clothes he has put on and become said lady in a Norman Bates fantasy?

Edit-Picture of techs mother found in house, news at 11!

trebzon

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I know you are being sarcastic but I will take sleeping Comcast on my couch any day over happy wanker Verizon.
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Re: Hmm, Verizon or Comcast?

I do not know, The wanker really would not bother you, he was in the bushes outside.

Sleeping in my living room, actually being in my home, that presents a whole other "threat level".

I cannot believe this stuff happens. I install my own DirecTV, upgrades and all. I installed my own fiber to my home. But really, I had the resources to do it, most do not and have to rely on these people.

I would say screening would be an answer but it is not, it would probably not have helped in this situation, even the murderer.

Not much you can do. It would be nice to get to the point of phone guy stops at the demarc and never enters the home. Same with satellite, cable, and internet. But that may be a while. That is the only way, just keep them out of your house.
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Re: Hmm, Verizon or Comcast?

said by keyboard5684 See Profile :

~snip~ I would say screening would be an answer but it is not, it would probably not have helped in this situation, even the murderer.

Not much you can do. ~snip~
I disagree. The best answer to these problems is to (ducks head to avoid flak) HIRE UNION EMPLOYEES, NOT OUTSOURCE TO A CONTRACTOR! Do I really need to list all the reasons why? I didn't think so. Here's hoping that, if necessary, Verizon and Qwest employees have enough stomach to handle a strike. GO CWA/IBEW!!!
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Re: Hmm, Verizon or Comcast?

you can't say union employees wouldn't do the same thing? hell some would cause they know VZ couldnt fire them. I took a tour at UPS just for the hell of it. they're union...they actually told everyone during the tour that if you stayed after your 30days that UPS couldnt fire you or even lay you off. What in the hell kind of place is that? I'm sure those unions say the same thing to employees.

And there is nobody that will be part of the union and only be payed based on sales. no effin way.

Get the damn unions out and go VZ!

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Re: Hmm, Verizon or Comcast?

said by hottboiinnc See Profile :

I took a tour at UPS just for the hell of it. they're union...they actually told everyone during the tour that if you stayed after your 30days that UPS couldnt fire you or even lay you off. What in the hell kind of place is that?
What they did not tell you was the fact that they will watch you like a hawk and if someone (a co-worker) complains they will watch your every move. I know UPS drivers that have been with the company over 20 years without an accident but as soon as they have one (no matter how big) they are usually fired on the spot or asked to report back to the dock and then fired. They then get an appeal which most win and are back on the streets. After they win the appeal, they are followed and every move they make is logged. Screw up once and you can appeal and keep your job. Screw up twice then you can most likely kiss the job goodbye.
Heck, I think Domino's Pizza drivers have a one strike and you are out rule.
Not sure if the pizza drivers are union though but if not then give it time.

I myself think things would be better off without unions. Most of them nowadays are small and do not offer much benefit to the member but they do take his/her money!

Some of the bigger unions like IBEW 1 are OK as they offer training like other primary unions. It is the small unions that are not worth a crap in my book.
They seem to exist just to take your money for nothing in return.

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This seems to be a first for salesmen though... But the installers are a whole different thing... I have seen, heard and terminated installers for all sorts of crazy things that you could imagine if you were creative enough... Never something like that though... You hear on the news about the sicko neighbor doing shit like that though all the time... I guess anything is possible given the right situation...
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said by FusorFodder See Profile :

So, would you rather have a Comcast tech falling asleep in your home, or a Verizon rep fapping in the bushes? THIS is what people should base their broadband selection on.
There are bad apples that are in the news everyday that work for one company or another that do something stupid. Most of these people don't have prior records. For example, my sister got a new apartment and the maintenance person has been fixing a couple things. For a week she has been talking to him....considers him a nice enough guy.

Well, last night he stabbed his boss 4 times and is in county jail on a count of attempted murder. She just never expected it.

Whenever I read one of these news stories about some comcast tech sleeping at someone's house or a Verizon guy jerking off in the bushes, I just laugh about it. Mainly because its someone who works in the broadband world. If a story were to be put on the front page everytime someone who worked at a company did something perverted, slacking off, or funny, there wouldn't be enough time in the day to reply to each thread.

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Re: Hmm, Verizon or Comcast?

said by Nightfall See Profile :

If a story were to be put on the front page everytime someone who worked at a company did something perverted, slacking off, or funny, there wouldn't be enough time in the day to reply to each thread.
That's what fark is for.
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Fios guy is kinda cute, I'd take him.

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Wait for it .....

Wait for it .... wait for it ....

Someone will come along and say they'd either 1) do it themselves or 2) do it for him if they could get FiOS.

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Re: Wait for it .....

If I could get Fios I'd tolerate a guy jerking off in my bushes, definitely.
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Re: Wait for it .....

said by sousademiami See Profile :

If I could get Fios I'd tolerate a guy jerking off in my bushes, definitely.
I second that.

Adi

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I would definitely put up with a verizon tech wanking off behind my bushes if I could actually get fios in my town, shit Id let him do it regularly!!

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said by Matt See Profile :

2) do it for him if they could get FiOS.
That one made laugh really hard. Why? Because I'm sure there are some who would! LOL

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News report of salesman's arrest

»www.delawareonline.com/apps/pbcs···07310371
A Wilmington man was arrested Tuesday after engaging in a sexual act while sitting on a curb and watching a woman work in her garden, police said.

Daniel Chelland, 18, of the 2100 block of Garfield Ave., was charged with two counts of lewdness, criminal trespassing and resisting arrest, according to New Castle County police.

He was being held Wednesday in Young Correctional Institution after failing to post $20,500 secured bail.

Police determined Chelland had solicited for Verizon in Bear, Newark, north of Wilmington and Claymont.

The Verizon statement also said the company "is aware of this incident involving one of its vendors. ... We have zero tolerance for violations of the law and hold our vendor responsible for the actions of its employees."
A man hired by a company Verizon hired commits a criminal act. Ho hum. So what.
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Ugh.

"outsourced sales representative"

Let's not blame the person who was caught for their actions let's blame their employer who just so happens to have deep pockets. After all we all know that this was intentionally done by Verizon.

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Can you hear me now!

Did he have the whole network behind him?

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Re: Can you hear me now!

LOL

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golf clap
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Too Funny

Door to D Sales

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Some money

If it was the company I am thinking of which does 42% of all of Verizon sales for them they do about 2 to 3 million in sales a week from door to door... But I can tell you this.. The two owners are very awesome guys. I know they are VERY upset and sad about all this happening... They are Christian men..

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Re: Some money

Maybe they need to put more saltpeter in their salesman's daily gruel ration?
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said by Door to D Sales :

They are Christian men..
Truly beyond weird.

What does the fact that the two owners are Christian Men have to do with anything? Christian Men don't masturbate? Or maybe if they weren't Christian Men they'd be OK with all this?

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Now we know

Verizon jerk-offs aren't limited to their billing dept.
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Waiting for the...

Verizon needs to stop hiring contractors and do better screening post.

I'll say it now, how do you screen out folks that want to masturbate in the bushes?

Karl gets +10 for giving all my coworkers a good laugh this morning.

NEW AD for Verizon-

FIOS is cumming to your area, look for our sales reps. behind your bushes!
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Re: Waiting for the...

LMAO !!!!!!

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Personnel should ask the following question during assessment:

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I just can't stop lauging.. that AD is the best.
I wish they would use it.

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ROFL!!!

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Well...

Well, we haven't had much rain recently, and our bushes are a little dry......

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I told you!

Verizon is just made up of a bunch of jerkoffs!

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Holding the vendor responsible...

"We have zero tolerance for violations of the law and hold our vendor responsible for the actions of its employees," was a disappointing thing to say. The public doesn't differentiate, and this just makes Verizon look like it's passing the buck.

Of course the vendor is responsible, but so is Verizon. It's their vendor.

I guess the next time I do any business with Verizon, I have to ask if the employee I'm engaged with actually works for them?
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Ohh Mrs. Johnson...

I see you standing there behind the bushes, that's it. You want FIOS don't you? You bad girl!
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There may be

more to this story than meets the eye ... but, it is quite a seedy yarn of seed money leading to a seedy guy spilling seed while seeds are planted!

Most disturbing

in a seedy sorta way
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True QUAM

Indeed!

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Re: True QUAM

LMAO!

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Come on man!

Be like the rest of society, snap a picture of her on your phone and do the rest at home behind closed doors!
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and now for something completely different...

These kinds of pervs usually escalate from low-level crimes like this to rape or even murder. Hilarious!!

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Re: and now for something completely different...

When you got a wanker, who needs WD40. lmao

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Perfect excuse

He was on his lunchbreak ROFL!.

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Verizon's Masturbating Salesman

What was the salesman thinking?

THIS .... IS .... FI.AY! .... OH!OS.
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