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Sterling Heights, MI | Re: Nice So THATS where fiber optic comes from...no pun intended | |
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join:2007-12-26
Laguna Hills, CA | Re: Nice said by Verizon Perv :
OH baby, junk fees, oh yeah, regulatory recovery fees, OHHH, ohhhh, you didn't use enough long distances fees, OHHHHHHH OHHHHHH EARLY TERMINATION FEE OHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
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kudos:7 | Re: Nice I guess he wasn't behind a firewall. | |
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Saint Clair Shores, MI | Re: Nice said by floepie:I don't get it. I don't even see the pun. Your kidding, right?  | |
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join:2002-03-15
Stony Brook, NY | Re: wait until they release the said by pennstatejim:I wonder if his network behind him gave him away... I hope that little kid wasn't watching this installation.
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join:2007-12-26
Laguna Hills, CA | Re: Hmm, Verizon or Comcast? I'll take a sleeping tech over the jerk off guy but I'll take the jerk off guy over Comcast's double murderer or house bomber. | |
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Austin, TX | Re: Hmm, Verizon or Comcast? This thread needs more Verizon apologists. Please continue. | |
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Laguna Hills, CA | Re: Hmm, Verizon or Comcast? said by maxpower: quote:
I'll take the jerk off guy
Over a murderer and a guy who'll blow up my house...sure. If you'd rather have the jerk off guy over a murderer that's your prerogative. | |
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| |  RR ConductorHappy 40th AmtrakPremium
join:2002-04-02
Redwood Valley, CA
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1 edit | said by Dogfather:I'll take a sleeping tech over the jerk off guy but I'll take the jerk off guy over Comcast's double murderer or house bomber. How about a guy who jerks off, murders the lady and then blows the house up while doing the install for the dead lady, whose clothes he has put on and become said lady in a Norman Bates fantasy? 
Edit-Picture of techs mother found in house, news at 11! | |
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|  trebzon
join:2001-09-03
Grandville, MI | I know you are being sarcastic but I will take sleeping Comcast on my couch any day over happy wanker Verizon. | |
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| Re: Hmm, Verizon or Comcast? I do not know, The wanker really would not bother you, he was in the bushes outside.
Sleeping in my living room, actually being in my home, that presents a whole other "threat level".
I cannot believe this stuff happens. I install my own DirecTV, upgrades and all. I installed my own fiber to my home. But really, I had the resources to do it, most do not and have to rely on these people.
I would say screening would be an answer but it is not, it would probably not have helped in this situation, even the murderer.
Not much you can do. It would be nice to get to the point of phone guy stops at the demarc and never enters the home. Same with satellite, cable, and internet. But that may be a while. That is the only way, just keep them out of your house. | |
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| Re: Hmm, Verizon or Comcast? you can't say union employees wouldn't do the same thing? hell some would cause they know VZ couldnt fire them. I took a tour at UPS just for the hell of it. they're union...they actually told everyone during the tour that if you stayed after your 30days that UPS couldnt fire you or even lay you off. What in the hell kind of place is that? I'm sure those unions say the same thing to employees.
And there is nobody that will be part of the union and only be payed based on sales. no effin way.
Get the damn unions out and go VZ! | |
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join:2002-06-01
Chesterfield, MO | Re: Hmm, Verizon or Comcast? said by hottboiinnc: I took a tour at UPS just for the hell of it. they're union...they actually told everyone during the tour that if you stayed after your 30days that UPS couldnt fire you or even lay you off. What in the hell kind of place is that? What they did not tell you was the fact that they will watch you like a hawk and if someone (a co-worker) complains they will watch your every move. I know UPS drivers that have been with the company over 20 years without an accident but as soon as they have one (no matter how big) they are usually fired on the spot or asked to report back to the dock and then fired. They then get an appeal which most win and are back on the streets. After they win the appeal, they are followed and every move they make is logged. Screw up once and you can appeal and keep your job. Screw up twice then you can most likely kiss the job goodbye.
Heck, I think Domino's Pizza drivers have a one strike and you are out rule.
Not sure if the pizza drivers are union though but if not then give it time.
I myself think things would be better off without unions. Most of them nowadays are small and do not offer much benefit to the member but they do take his/her money!
Some of the bigger unions like IBEW 1 are OK as they offer training like other primary unions. It is the small unions that are not worth a crap in my book.
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| This seems to be a first for salesmen though... But the installers are a whole different thing... I have seen, heard and terminated installers for all sorts of crazy things that you could imagine if you were creative enough... Never something like that though... You hear on the news about the sicko neighbor doing shit like that though all the time... I guess anything is possible given the right situation...
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|  NightfallMy Goal Is To Deny YoursPremium,MVM
join:2001-08-03
Grand Rapids, MI
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| said by FusorFodder:So, would you rather have a Comcast tech falling asleep in your home, or a Verizon rep fapping in the bushes? THIS is what people should base their broadband selection on. There are bad apples that are in the news everyday that work for one company or another that do something stupid. Most of these people don't have prior records. For example, my sister got a new apartment and the maintenance person has been fixing a couple things. For a week she has been talking to him....considers him a nice enough guy.
Well, last night he stabbed his boss 4 times and is in county jail on a count of attempted murder. She just never expected it.
Whenever I read one of these news stories about some comcast tech sleeping at someone's house or a Verizon guy jerking off in the bushes, I just laugh about it. Mainly because its someone who works in the broadband world. If a story were to be put on the front page everytime someone who worked at a company did something perverted, slacking off, or funny, there wouldn't be enough time in the day to reply to each thread. | |
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kudos:1 | Re: Hmm, Verizon or Comcast? said by Nightfall: If a story were to be put on the front page everytime someone who worked at a company did something perverted, slacking off, or funny, there wouldn't be enough time in the day to reply to each thread. That's what fark is for. | |
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join:2003-01-26
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kudos:1 | Fios guy is kinda cute, I'd take him. | |
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join:2003-07-20
Jamestown, NC
kudos:12 |  Wait for it .....
Someone will come along and say they'd either 1) do it themselves or 2) do it for him if they could get FiOS. | |
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| | | Re: Wait for it ..... If I could get Fios I'd tolerate a guy jerking off in my bushes, definitely.
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Kankakee, IL | I would definitely put up with a verizon tech wanking off behind my bushes if I could actually get fios in my town, shit Id let him do it regularly!! | |
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join:2002-03-03
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kudos:4 |  News report of salesman's arrest
A Wilmington man was arrested Tuesday after engaging in a sexual act while sitting on a curb and watching a woman work in her garden, police said.
Daniel Chelland, 18, of the 2100 block of Garfield Ave., was charged with two counts of lewdness, criminal trespassing and resisting arrest, according to New Castle County police.
He was being held Wednesday in Young Correctional Institution after failing to post $20,500 secured bail.
Police determined Chelland had solicited for Verizon in Bear, Newark, north of Wilmington and Claymont.
The Verizon statement also said the company "is aware of this incident involving one of its vendors. ... We have zero tolerance for violations of the law and hold our vendor responsible for the actions of its employees." A man hired by a company Verizon hired commits a criminal act. Ho hum. So what.
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| | Ugh. "outsourced sales representative"
Let's not blame the person who was caught for their actions let's blame their employer who just so happens to have deep pockets. After all we all know that this was intentionally done by Verizon. | |
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|  FicmanSPremium
join:2005-01-11
Brownsburg, IN | Re: Can you hear me now! LOL | |
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join:2001-06-21
Houston, TX | said by Door to D Sales :
They are Christian men..
Truly beyond weird.
What does the fact that the two owners are Christian Men have to do with anything? Christian Men don't masturbate? Or maybe if they weren't Christian Men they'd be OK with all this? | |
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join:2002-09-23 | Now we know Verizon jerk-offs aren't limited to their billing dept. | |
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join:2005-03-10
Whittier, AK | Waiting for the... Verizon needs to stop hiring contractors and do better screening post.
I'll say it now, how do you screen out folks that want to masturbate in the bushes?
Karl gets +10 for giving all my coworkers a good laugh this morning.
NEW AD for Verizon-
FIOS is cumming to your area, look for our sales reps. behind your bushes!
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join:2008-04-18
Levittown, PA | I just can't stop lauging.. that AD is the best.
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|  dataicePremium
join:2002-10-27
Crisfield, MD | ROFL!!! | |
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join:2003-12-08
Tulsa, OK | I told you! Verizon is just made up of a bunch of jerkoffs! | |
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join:2001-03-11
Yarmouth Port, MA
kudos:5 | Holding the vendor responsible... "We have zero tolerance for violations of the law and hold our vendor responsible for the actions of its employees," was a disappointing thing to say. The public doesn't differentiate, and this just makes Verizon look like it's passing the buck.
Of course the vendor is responsible, but so is Verizon. It's their vendor.
I guess the next time I do any business with Verizon, I have to ask if the employee I'm engaged with actually works for them?
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join:2001-08-07
Elk Grove, CA
kudos:1 | Ohh Mrs. Johnson... I see you standing there behind the bushes, that's it. You want FIOS don't you? You bad girl!
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join:2004-06-26
kudos:1 | There may be more to this story than meets the eye ... but, it is quite a seedy yarn of seed money leading to a seedy guy spilling seed while seeds are planted!
Most disturbing
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join:2002-12-16
Niles, OH
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| Come on man! Be like the rest of society, snap a picture of her on your phone and do the rest at home behind closed doors!
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join:2007-06-12
Brooklyn, NY | and now for something completely different... These kinds of pervs usually escalate from low-level crimes like this to rape or even murder. Hilarious!! | |
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join:2005-04-28
Chicago, IL
kudos:1 | Perfect excuse He was on his lunchbreak ROFL!. | |
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