Team Helix → Once upon a time.....

There was a frog........it had 3.......(please continue).....

princess' waiting in line to kiss him. I shall ask you each....

Who's sings "Kiss That Frog"?

And the first princess replied, "Why surely I believe that this melodious poetry was intoned by none other than the archangel Gabriel himself, who, while purely divine, cannot be half as attractive as yon frog, whose handsome visage is pure heaven itself. I must kiss him!"

She rushed toward the frog, but...

the frog leapfrogged......

said by simplykristi:

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the frog leapfrogged......

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...over a toadstool.....

said by Icarus:

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said by simplykristi:

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the frog leapfrogged......

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...over a toadstool.....

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..and landed on Gizmo's head.

Caught... and then roasted over an open fire with some mushrooms...

said by TheWeatherMan4:

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Caught... and then roasted over an open fire with some mushrooms...

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...a moment of silence for TwoFrogs....:o;):D

During that moment of silence Howieh saw this as the perfect opportunity to have himself some Kitty Fritters and made his move towards........

said by woogie:

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During that moment of silence Howieh saw this as the perfect opportunity to have himself some Kitty Fritters and made his move towards........

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The microwave

said by Stooges Fan:

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said by woogie:

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During that moment of silence Howieh saw this as the perfect opportunity to have himself some Kitty Fritters and made his move towards........

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The microwave

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...only to get upset that he ran out of cheeze-whiz to.....

said by PeteC2:

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said by Stooges Fan:

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said by woogie:

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During that moment of silence Howieh saw this as the perfect opportunity to have himself some Kitty Fritters and made his move towards........

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The microwave

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...only to get upset that he ran out of cheeze-whiz to.....

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.....stuff up his nose to keep from going out of his cheeze-whiz-mind. Instead, he used.......

ear wax freshly scraped from his ear that he....

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ear wax freshly scraped from his ear that he....

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...had been saving for a rainy day....

said by pervez8:

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said by cow116:

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ear wax freshly scraped from his ear that he....

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...had been saving for a rainy day....

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to plug up all those holes in the...

in his lilypad that was......

Built by Ick....

from a fish tank....

(this is really weird)

...built for a frog who had 3....

groupies who were total anti-clown fanatics who....

decided that the world was flat. So, they...

[nevermind]

always feared that they would one day hop...

Onto Sorto's lap...

top and croaked before...

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said by Gizmo:

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top and croaked before...

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sorto could kiss the frog and turn it into a Prince.

Meanwhile, back at the frog ranch....

Gizmo was cooking frog legs when all of a sudden........

... he realized that, despite appearances, a frog is always a Prince, so that he was eating Prince's legs, and he thought ....